Steamboat Captain
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The real tragedy of Coach dying in Ukraine is that we are stuck with Ralph's dairy entries instead of getting to enjoy Wilshire Boulevard
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"My Sandra always said, women are like a box of chocolates. You never know what STD you're gonna get."
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Getting your dick sucked at a strip club in El Paso is not the flex Ralph thinks it is; that’s the Mexican version of banging some black crack whore in an alleyway in Detroit.
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As far as Cleo goes I'll believe it when Ralph says it. Cogs full of shit a lot of the time. Sucks to lose a pet but I don't have a ton of sympathy for Ralph anymore but since that was the last piece of his soul he managed to retain I'll offer my condolences if true.
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What's strange is my cat was literally trying to get my attention for scratches when I saw the community happening post. Everyone out there appreciate your pets before they're gone.
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He still has Smoke, his peepaw's ring, and the torta artist.
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Cog is a liar and also cripplingly retarded, two reasons why I’ll believe the news about Cleo when I see it. I don’t think Ralph has a reason to not confirm it if true.
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I'm sure Ralph would be sure to tell Cog about this and not his viewers for pity donos.
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Cog is trying anything and everything to shift away from two of his brothers calling him a pedo. How the fuck would Cog know about this? he wouldn't, no way in hell cog would find this out unless ralph announced it.
A few days ago Cog was saying Cleo and smoke were both dead.. despite ralph showing them both on stream within the past week.
Cog is a lying faggot until proved otherwise. Keep in mind too, this isn't the first time it's been lied about that cleo was dead.
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I'll concede on Smoke but pawpaw's ring is just him being a nigger about expensive accessories and Torta Man is probably just the guy that got paid to cuck Ralph.
Because Ralph decided to be a cuck and a paypig at the same time.
A cuckpig if you will.
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>Women are like Toyotas. They come out with a new model every year."
It makes sense Ralph sees women like cars. Every one he's ever driven gets banged up on account of him constantly being under the influence.
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Ralph could not hate the fact that he ended up with a daughter and not another son to replace Xander more if he tried.
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Constantly publicising the claim his baby momma got molested by a family member, which was told to him in confidence, is perhaps one of the most sickening and inhumane things. That alone proves this entire post is just designed to abuse Pantsu from a distance.
If her current behaviour is anything to go by, she won't even read it and he spent all that time typing it and running it through grammarly.
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This is an oddly optimistic take.
She definitely reads his shit, how could you not? I know women who dated guys for 4 months, never fucked, no kids and they will still read the dude’s shit or watch his instagram stories (or whatever it is) for a long time after.
Just because she isn’t commenting doesn’t mean she doesn’t observe what the father of her child is saying.
I will say he’s gotten a little better at writing, still lacking in a major way, but eh, what are you gonna do?
Albert Speerchucker
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Someone with the skills needs to have AI read this out in his retarded hick-voice and put sleazy noir music in the background, it reads like shitty pulp garbage.
He’s the gift that won’t stop giving.
He’s the gift that won’t stop giving.
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The difference here is that Amanda was obviously subjected to a lot of pain and abuse from Ralph, if someone has a short relationship that doesn't mean much it's not an issue to keep tabs on someone. Do I know for certain May isn't looking? No, it's speculation, but her behaviour since fleeing Gunters Keep has been to largely away from the sectors gaze, save a couple of nontent posts. She's not involved.
Ralph has kicked lifelong bad writing habits, without any period of transition as he forces new ones... He's using an AI to do it, he's previously coped that he's a writer and he doesn't have an editor. As if you need a dedicated editor to check over a blog post.
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THAT SAMMICH WAS MADE WITH THE FINEST CHICKEN SALAD RECIPE GIVEN BY *THE* ONE AN’ ONLY (girlfriend of) DICK MASTERSON, BISH!
ONLY THE FINEST OF CHICKEN SALADS AND PAPER PLATES CAN SATIATE THE RALPHAMALES APPETITE, FROM THE *TOP ON DOWN*
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Ralph unironically blames his mother for getting her ass beaten by Ronnie and Eonnie then leaving them, doesn’t he?
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I will never forget the stream @Null did that I wanna say was just after the ralphs pill stream. I was doing garden work, and I just remember being in that back yard with null saying something along the lines of
"look I like ralph he had his moment, and their isnt really anywhere for this to go"
I dont believe that was the same stream when he made the corn joke.
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He truly believes he's a wordsmith that comes across as intelligent and rational. Jesus Christ.
Manduh left the country with the baby while you were away because you are a documented domestic abuser, so there was no nicer alternative. Cry about it and call it "unsavoury theft" or whatever the fuck all you like. Referring to it as theft is really highlighting the main character syndrome. People are just objects that have the privilege of being interacted with by you.
Also nice job pinning your failed sobriety on your battered wife not slipping into the DMs to pat your grizzled gunt and tell you everything will be okay. If only a breezeblock had fallen on her head or something.
You've inadvertently confirmed that you were disappointed to have Rozy, because she couldn't be your replacement Xander.
Actual gaslighting obese lunatic. Go have a xanny cocktail King, you've earned it. I know how anxious you get, sweaty.
Manduh left the country with the baby while you were away because you are a documented domestic abuser, so there was no nicer alternative. Cry about it and call it "unsavoury theft" or whatever the fuck all you like. Referring to it as theft is really highlighting the main character syndrome. People are just objects that have the privilege of being interacted with by you.
Also nice job pinning your failed sobriety on your battered wife not slipping into the DMs to pat your grizzled gunt and tell you everything will be okay. If only a breezeblock had fallen on her head or something.
You've inadvertently confirmed that you were disappointed to have Rozy, because she couldn't be your replacement Xander.
Actual gaslighting obese lunatic. Go have a xanny cocktail King, you've earned it. I know how anxious you get, sweaty.