🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 43.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 14 11.4%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.7%

  • Total voters
    123
When you ex asks you to stop posting tweets about her pussy being loose...
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Keep them coming Ralph, no way this has any negative impact on your pending litigation. You look like a total winner, see? 24 likes, you should totally post more tweets like this to show that loose pussy bitch you're a winner and she can fuck off,
 
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well ralph if not mentioning or berating your ex about unrelated shit to deflect your own wrongdoings is being a cowardly slave youre already a femdom slave to ade blair and the state now arent ya piggy?
 
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>Has whats pretty much a top spec pc, still buys a ps5?! Like for people who don't speak computer Ralph spent like proably around 2-4k. Depending on if he bought when the markets was at its hottest which he almost certainly did.

Anyone wanna game with THE Ralphamale and Gator? Add him on steam!
 
I paid for a 3080TI (during a chip shortage, no less), multiple trips to Vegas, booze I claim I don't drink anymore, weed I show off on camera, and overpriced steak, plus I just totalled my car in a likely at-fault accident.

I don't have enough money to fight to be part of my child's life.
 
I paid for a 3080TI (during a chip shortage, no less), multiple trips to Vegas, booze I claim I don't drink anymore, weed I show off on camera, and overpriced steak, plus I just totalled my car in a likely at-fault accident.

I don't have enough money to fight to be part of my child's life.
Ralph’s priorities are his own instant gratification and nothing else.

Hell, other people need to pay for his kid! Sandra and Ronnie got the govt to pay for Ethan and Evan after all. It’s the white trash way to have others pay for your breeding.

But we all know Ralph is just broke and just using his kid to get a few bucks now that he’s in the whole after playing Mr. Vegas and crashing his car.
 
Ethan Ralph will not proceed with the drunk stream, because, after the moment of weakness passed,
and he was in a better mindset to reflect upon his relationship to alcohol,
he realized the personal growth he has attained during this period of Sobriety,
and how though a single instance of drunkness may seem innocuous on paper,
given his history with the drink, and the poor decision making it has led him to,
he could jeopardize his chance to have a meaningful role in his son's life as the wonderful adult role model he has become by humbling himself and doing work to calm his previously apparent anger issues and taking true adult responsibility for the impact he has upon other people in this life,
all to satisfy a craving for disposable pleasure while acting as a clown for his dwindling internet audience.

lol nah just fucking with ya. Ralph realized people will laugh at him and it would look bad in court, so his id and his ego were temporarily overruled
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Should I buy the brand new Battlefield game to play for 1 hour on stream and then never again? Here is a picture of me eating yet another $80 steak with my stupidly expensive man purse, while I'm on my 3rd trip to Vegas. Also check out all my winnings from my excessive gambling. But please do donate to my legal fund I'm in desperate need of money. But also let my constantly remind you how very, very rich I am and how I make so much money.
 
Oh wow, an 18 year old, for the whole, what 2 months?, she was there, during which Ralph was supplying her with as much drugs and alcohol as she wanted, didn't clean up the pig pen! What a shocker! Even messier then him with that one Disney suitcase she brought!

Hey Ralph, why didn't you clean up your own shit instead of wallowing in it?
 
Wait a minute. Didn't Ralph try to bring on Jim/Metokur (AKA the reason IBS-types say "bitch-made") as a show of numbers/strength in response to Null cracking the corn joke/people dunking on Ralph in fact dating a high school girl?
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For those who have forgotten, Jim never responded to the invite.
Snitch ass teachers pet rejected, no, not even acknowledged by daddy Jim. It's hilarious that'd he do all the insane embarrassing stuff and think that somehow Josh saying things he cope interpreted as being too hero worshippy and demanding of favorite would utterly redeem all Ralph's hilarious and many and great faults and flaws. Youre a child grooming probably molesting piece of shit that outweighs any minor internet drama or cringe especially if it's mostly you and your brood of retards interpreting it as such
 
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