🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Look at this. Of all the timelines to live in, the one where the Retarded Phoenix is making insane money mogging Ralph is the best so far. Tardski has risen from the ashes of burnt nipple hair and it has been kino to watch.

 

[Lammy]

I would really love to see the fight happen, but I think it's most likely Ralph just noshows and says "I GOTCHA AYY-LAWG! YOU DROVE TO A PLACE, WHERE I TRICKED YOU TO GO TO, AND I WASTED YOUR TIME! IT WAS A WORK, BISH!"
It would fit Ralph's MO of being a total pussy, especially seeing him deny the name his daddy gave him earlier today.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I step away for one moment, a single hour, and something begins to maybe happen.

I should have stayed out for another hour, the good shit never happens when I'm here.

You should fuck off for a day and we might just see Ralph and Aaron box as an opener for Nick vs Metokur.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Tonkasaw 2: Electric Boogaloo

The show is a subtle joke. The show is called "Ralph's Gunt and Blunt," where gunt and gunt both end in the sound "-unt", thus rhyming with each other and being the keystone to its host, Ralph. The title says that the show was "Formerly Tonka's", implying that Tonka used to be the top of the sector, . So, when Tonka owned the show, it would have been called "Tonka's Donga and Conga". But Donga refused to Conga in the ring with his iron buffalo.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I cracked the Code. We need a sponsor. For every Minute the gunt arrives late to the fight, the Casino boys get 1 or 2 Dollars. Ralphs spite brain might overrule his bitch brain!

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Fulfill the prophecy, Ralph:

 

[Oh Darn]

Fulfill the prophecy, Ralph:

This is why Nick is egging them on, he's hoping to get Aaron arrested for murder

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

If you’re hoping for this to happen, remember this one simple fact: there isn’t a fiber of Ralph’s corpulent being that isn’t bish made.

 

[Die For Me!]

A wise gunt once said:

link / archive

 

[Bixnood]

did we ever find out who was streaming on Ralph's channel today?
clearly it wasn't the ralpha male as he would never deny being ethan Oliver ralph proud son of Memphis Tennessee.
but who was it and how did he manage to mimic ralph voice, cadence and small penis so well?

 

[RollerGator]

Fulfill the prophecy, Ralph:


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I hate Rand but he's so good at sending the pig into a fit of rage by calmly talking to him.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

My dream outcome would be Ralph gets bashed senseless then in desperation while Aaron has his back turned produces a knife he had hidden in his gunt cleavage and stabs him and then gets arrested

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Prediction: Nothing ever happens

Dream prediction: The fight happens

Middle ground: Ralph shows up, but never enters the gym and streams from outside saying Aaron is "too chicken" to come outside and fight him "like a man" (Read: Ralph plans to call the police)

 

[Pelican Bones]

What's the over/under on Ralph fucking Kayla tonight? I'm looking to gamble

4.5

 

[BigPeanut]

I hate to be the buzzkill here but Jcaesar does this like everyday. “Come fight me bish, wherever you want!!! I’m down!!! Anytime and for FREE BISH!” Then he jerks off to bbc porn and goes to sleep and forgets about it the next day.

 

[Tofu Dust]

Ralph isn't talking shit on twitter, so I'm going to assume he's passed out on all the booze and xannies he didn't get to do before court. This fight ain't happening.

 

[Lonely khan]

I step away for one moment, a single hour, and something begins to maybe happen.

I should have stayed out for another hour, the good shit never happens when I'm here.

Bro it's the sektor. Nothing good happens here.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I would really love to see the fight happen, but I think it's most likely Ralph just noshows and says "I GOTCHA AYY-LAWG! YOU DROVE TO A PLACE, WHERE I TRICKED YOU TO GO TO, AND I WASTED YOUR TIME! IT WAS A WORK, BISH!"
It would fit Ralph's MO of being a total pussy, especially seeing him deny the name his daddy gave him earlier today.

So what if he does? It won't be Aaron taking that L

 

[Buddhabouya]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fsi1blqpqk

Aaron guys streaming at the gym right now waiting for ethan ralph

Edit: Nevermind faggot stopped streaming for some reason

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Where's Ralph? BISH