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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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AncientPhosphur said:
No I’m pretty sure he is

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Base salary is more than what he makes in superchats
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I once crusaded long and hard for options Ralph could have for gainful employment. I have since learned that this is an impossible task. Being a real life janitor would probably be good for old Ralph but he'd never bring himself to do it because of internet terminology for a moderator.

If Ralph does actually get a job it'll be a sign of some dark prophecy unfolding and I'll be ready for the dimensional merge to happen.
 
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Cyberpunk Meta said:
the Ralphajeet could earn his very own poo wife.
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He already let one fetching poo bride slip through his trotters
 
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Nod Flenders said:
Even if The Gunt worked a minimum wage job, he'd still be making more than he does with superchats.
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He likely makes more than it seems. Ralph always has the option of doing pillstreams and multiplying his income, since they're so rare he's probably not truly hurting for funds.
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Oh snap he actually wore a button up shirt for his first wedding? He was so formal back then.
 
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What time, stress and drugs have done to this man. He was overweight sure, but he didn't look like he survived a nuclear bomb. Now Ralph is some saggy, sunburned, toothless old man desperately trying to remain relevent as the sun sets on him in Mexico..... what a fall.
 
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CECA Loather said:
And he is in Mexico right now as well. He wouldn't be affected by the beneficiaries of the H1-B visas.

Also, I am quite sure the H1-B visa holders tend to have college degrees. Now we can argue if Pajeet CECAs and other visa holders are holding onto real degrees but at least they have a degree on paper unlike Ralph who doesn't even have one!

He and the H1-B visa holders wouldn't be competing for the same job in the very unlikely event that Ralph really wants to look for a job.


Then your experience will be different from that of a backpacker, assuming you are really working and spending most of your time in said facilities. If you work for a Japanese company, I understand that lodging is provided and they find a nice place for you expats though I know of one who is a Jap who came to Delhi with her husband that still complains about the trash lying about in India and chides her children (also in Delhi) for wasting food citing the poverty the typical Pajeet is in.
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I aint reading all that shit. Quick reminder that @CECA Loather is a pedophile who got caught with a secret discord full of underage kids he was grooming after Kinochet kicked him outa his server for being annoying. He's the Jeffrey Epstein of IBS.
 
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GhostSquad said:
I aint reading all that shit. Quick reminder that @CECA Loather is a pedophile who got caught with a secret discord full of underage kids he was grooming after Kinochet kicked him outa his server for being annoying. He's the Jeffrey Epstein of IBS.
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Imagine how much you have to suck for a faggot like Kinochet to be tired of your shit. I don't have time to look up if any of this is true but I think we should execute this guy and then figure it out later when we have time.
 
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> There will be a Killstream today
Well good, there hasn't been a new post in the Killstream thread since christmas.
Remember when the mighty gunt could fill a whole board with his antics and musings? Now he's shrunk to 1 1/2 threads in a miscellaneous board! Top of the Sektur? More like buried in the foundations! SAD! PATHETIC!
 
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GhostSquad said:
Quick reminder that @CECA Loather is a pedophile who got caught with a secret discord full of underage kids he was grooming after Kinochet kicked him outa his server for being annoying. He's the Jeffrey Epstein of IBS.
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Don't forget he paid $260 to Null to feature a thread he made and got completely shat on for it.

I opened Ralph's discord that's been dead for years and got jump scared by CECA (this is what he's talking about when he says "I WARNED YOU") :story:
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It goes on for quite a while just Sperging out at Ralph in a server he's not even in anymore
Edit: it was $260 not 230 :lol:
 
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