🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

No tweets from Piggertits, here's one from Harry, not sure if the chat message is also from him, but it's funny.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

I am pretty sure at this point he's arrested. If he's arrested in South America he's actually fucked.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I am pretty sure at this point he's arrested. If he's arrested in South America he's actually fucked.

If he loaded a suitcase with xanax and tried to board a plane with it, its not beyond the realm of possibility he's locked up somewhere.

 

[porkWellington]

It'd be pretty fucking funny if Ralph's death is announced during Jim's quarterly hat infomercial

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

It'd be pretty fucking funny if Ralph's death is announced during Jim's quarterly hat infomercial

Damn you Medicare, outliving the Ralphamale

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

not sure if the chat message is also from him

You can change your screen name to something that isn't unique on YouTube, so possibly not, but that is absolutely his screen name in Cog's chat. He has the janny wrench, which leads me to believe that's from King Harold.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

His GPS was acting up. No big deal. He'll be back to to tell the story on the Killstream on Monday.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/vancouver-car-attack-filipino-heritage-street-festival-deaths/

 

[Sam Losco]

I think what you meant to say is the desire to die can override the instinct to survive

I was specifically referring to the flailing in the water. Desire to die was going out in the water to drown, the survival instinct kicks in once you start to drown and overrides the desire to die as seen by the flailing attempting to not drown. But ultimately the person still drowned.

I don't think it was Ralph. Don't think he'd kill himself that way when he's got pills at his disposal. Drowning is not pleasant.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the king clown can't die

I seriously doubt he'd kill himself so I vote south America prison like above or some crazy ass death/overdose

 

[Shokaract#2]

Are we gonna get another Portugal experience where we see the aftermath of Ralph getting his shit kicked in by the natives.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

The joke's on all you Karen Farms ay-lahgs: the righteous Ralphamale has finally realized on the second anniversary of losing his "perfect partner" that his life had become unmanageable, & he decided to enter an actual rehab (instead of a Mexican whorehouse he pretended was a rehab like last time). To demonstrate that he's truly committed to his recovery this time, he decided not to announce it publicly; this ain't about the ass-pats/up-cummies; he's serious this time! He's doing this for his suhn, his beloved baby gurl, & himself. He's even contemplating living a quiet, private life for the remainder of his days, as he's come to realize that his toxic public persona has only fueled his worst traits. He's gonna die a better man than his daddy, if you wanna know da truff about it!

 

[Red Dye #5]

so what’s going on big guy

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The joke's on all you Karen Farms ay-lahgs: the righteous Ralphamale has finally realized on the second anniversary of losing his "perfect partner" that his life had become unmanageable, & he decided to enter an actual rehab (instead of a Mexican whorehouse he pretended was a rehab like last time). To demonstrate that he's truly committed to his recovery this time, he decided not to announce it publicly; this ain't about the ass-pats/up-cummies; he's serious this time! He's doing this for his suhn, his beloved baby gurl, & himself. He's even contemplating living a quiet, private life for the remainder of his days, as he's come to realize that his toxic public persona has only fueled his worst traits. He's gonna die a better man than his daddy, if you wanna know da truff about it!

To quote the Townsfolk from Blazing Saddles

"BULLSHIT"

 

[not william stenchever]

It'd be pretty fucking funny if Ralph's death is announced during Jim's quarterly hat infomercial

I'm guessing he's going to have a "Have you seen this missing piggy?" segment.

 

[HackerX]

I am pretty sure at this point he's arrested. If he's arrested in South America he's actually fucked.

If that's the case, a bribe fund needs to be set up to livestream Ralph in his cell. I'm sure many people would pay good money to watch the pig rut around in his natural habitat. Hell, imagine how much the guards would make from TTS superchats??

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If Ralph did get arrested, he won't last long. Those Mexican, Central, and South American prisons aren't exactly known for their quality of treatment to inmates, much less inmates going through withdrawals. It has been discussed about what will happen to Ralph if he were to go cold turkey on the xannie berries etc. Without hope of treatment, Ralph is dead in prison.

I think it's most likely he either lost his phone, or lost his coverage (not paying, different country, etc.). But I won't be surprised if the hollerin' hog has finally been slaughtered. Null did warn him....

 

[Gator_Aids]

I’m putting my money on jail or hospital. I truly doubt he’s dead. Certainly not suicide. If Ralph was planning on offing himself, he wouldn’t do it before telling every one of his perceived enemies that he hopes to see them in hell, their families dead, etc.

My gut says that either he drew too much attention to himself and got noticed by the wrong people which lead to a mugging / beating or a pignapping.

Alternatively he drew too much attention to himself and got noticed by the po-po and is sitting in a cell squealing about calling the American consulate.

 

[BigPeanut]

The funniest outcome would be if Ralph did just vanish. No one would know his final fate, and no one would really care, but it would be a Farms mystery forever.
Hopefully someone saves the cats.

That would be a kino ending, Ralph is pretty much just like Hitler. A great man who came from a humble nothing background and rises to the absolute peak and changes the world and inspires countless people forever, only to one day just mysteriously disappear with his fate being unknown, with many theorizing weather he killer himself or escaped to some sunny paradise and just left it all behind.

 

[Jump]

My bet is it's just normal poor people problems. His obamaphone sim card doesn't work in Columbia.

And he is to poor for real credit cards and uses cellphone app bullshit like venmo and cashapp. Which now doesn't work because no data. And since ralph has somehow avoided learning any spanish he is double fucked. Columbia isn't a gringo tourist hotspot where service workers all speak english.

He is going to resurface with some grand story which is basically just him getting stuck in a Columbian airport for 30 hrs waiting for a return flight back to the safety of his tin shack.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Broke: Wishing for Ralphs death
Woke: Hoping he just never shows up again