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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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"...making money hand over fist. You guys aren't counting the coin right!" Is it just me or is he suggesting that there are even more suspicious LBC transactions that I haven't found yet, in addition to the $800 I've caught him surreptitiously getting from LBRY staff wallets? Does Ethan have a third LBRY wallet? Why reveal this information just to fail to flex?

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"...making money hand over fist. You guys aren't counting the coin right!" Is it just me or is he suggesting that there are even more suspicious LBC transactions that I haven't found yet, in addition to the $800 I've caught him surreptitiously getting from LBRY staff wallets? Does Ethan have a third LBRY wallet? Why reveal this information just to fail to flex?
I think he's upset that only the $8-10 in donations during the show are counted.
 
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I really, really hate comparing dicksize with numbers. Viewers are fickle, fame is fleeting, attention isn't necessarily convergent with wealth, and none of it is indicative of personal happiness. The audience that loves you today may hate you tomorrow.

However. Since he brings it up all. the fucking. time.

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My streams, for what they are, do very well. I don't understand what numbers he's looking at that he's drawing this indication of success from. He gets almost a third of this now.
Ralph gets 400 or 600 viewers every time he streams, which is equally Tonka saw's stream numbers. SAD! His stream numbers used to reach 5000 or 1500 viewers when he was on YT. Now, he brags his low viewer count and minimum wage he earns like he's a big shot.
 
"...making money hand over fist. You guys aren't counting the coin right!" Is it just me or is he suggesting that there are even more suspicious LBC transactions that I haven't found yet, in addition to the $800 I've caught him surreptitiously getting from LBRY staff wallets? Does Ethan have a third LBRY wallet? Why reveal this information just to fail to flex?

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Didn't he also say recently on his show that he doesn't come here anymore? Well if he thinks/knows we aren't counting the coin right, then he must still be coming here.

HI RALPHIE!
 
KOP for some goymer gate grudge
Must not have turned KOP on with his outline
Since he mentions paying streamers to come to Dlive and paying Streamlabs, etc, that begs the question on if they were paying Ralph. Is Trovo paying Ralph? Could explain why he doesn't quite seem completely broke yet despite the legal fees he's had to deal with and making pocket change from superchats. I still believe his Patreon is on the lower end of what is possible given the known number of Patrons (currently 219) and the tiers he has setup.

I always assume he played along because of the money he was getting during stream and the lack of other places to go. But if he was actually playing along because these sites were basically his employer, that's even funnier. Ralph has to suck their dicks because they own him.
"...making money hand over fist. You guys aren't counting the coin right!" Is it just me or is he suggesting that there are even more suspicious LBC transactions that I haven't found yet, in addition to the $800 I've caught him surreptitiously getting from LBRY staff wallets? Does Ethan have a third LBRY wallet? Why reveal this information just to fail to flex?

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Then the next question is Odysee paying him and why? It would explain multiple wallets. Maybe he gets paid a salary.
 
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"...making money hand over fist. You guys aren't counting the coin right!" Is it just me or is he suggesting that there are even more suspicious LBC transactions that I haven't found yet, in addition to the $800 I've caught him surreptitiously getting from LBRY staff wallets? Does Ethan have a third LBRY wallet? Why reveal this information just to fail to flex?
I think you're right. When Ralph was making fuck all in donations last year, he owned up to it. It wouldn't surprise me at all if odysee continue to offer sums of money to ensure Ralph exclusively uses their platform.

Do you know if he's receiving anything from trovo as well?
 
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Must not have turned KOP on with his outline



Then the next question is Odysee paying him and why? It would explain multiple wallets. Maybe he gets paid a salary.
Well, I determined that the first payment was almost certainly for him to secure his username from the detractor that had it originally (names are only temporarily claimed on LBRY/Odysee and the bid he placed for @theralphrtort was less than 1 LBC more than the 2199 LBC transaction he received), but I'm not sure why the second payment was made. I'll be looking into this in greater detail over the coming days.

I'm probably going to have to dig into the LBRY API since that should allow me to query all transactions associated with each of Ethan's claims, whereas the blockchain explorer webapp just shows the highest-level metadata (e.g. "Claim", "Support", "Update", etc) and not any further detail. In particular, this should let me know if he's been using any hidden third wallet to bolster any of his claims, and given the way blockchains work as a permanent ledger there's no way for him to now go back and hide the evidence of having done so if he indeed has. With that information it should also become more clear how Odysee video views and manual contributions are represented on the LBRY blockchain, which will in turn let us figure out exactly which wallets are contributing in what ways.

Suffice it to say that Ethan really shouldn't be cackling over how I'm not counting the coins correctly, because I already know way more about Odysee and LBRY than any of his capos given the way they've failed to stake any meaningful funds on retaining their own channel names (Flamenco, though no longer really a capo per se, has already lost his to some random Youtuber, and Shannon's suggestion about how to get it back will make exactly no difference):

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Do you know if he's receiving anything from trovo as well?
Trovo doesn't use crypto / have an underlying blockchain that I can examine so unfortunately there's no way to know. Their "Elixir" premium currency is basically the same as Twitch bits, i.e. just a token you buy to tip with that the streamer cashes out in fiat currency.
 
Well, I determined that the first payment was almost certainly for him to secure his username from the detractor that had it originally (names are only temporarily claimed on LBRY/Odysee and the bid he placed for @theralphrtort was less than 1 LBC more than the 2199 LBC transaction he received), but I'm not sure why the second payment was made. I'll be looking into this in greater detail over the coming days.

I'm probably going to have to dig into the LBRY API since that should allow me to query all transactions associated with each of Ethan's claims, whereas the blockchain explorer webapp just shows the highest-level metadata (e.g. "Claim", "Support", "Update", etc) and not any further detail. In particular, this should let me know if he's been using any hidden third wallet to bolster any of his claims, and given the way blockchains work as a permanent ledger there's no way for him to now go back and hide the evidence of having done so if he indeed has. With that information it should also become more clear how Odysee video views and manual contributions are represented on the LBRY blockchain, which will in turn let us figure out exactly which wallets are contributing in what ways.

Suffice it to say that Ethan really shouldn't be cackling over how I'm not counting the coins correctly, because I already know way more about Odysee and LBRY than any of his capos given the way they've failed to stake any meaningful funds on retaining their own channel names (Flamenco, though no longer really a capo per se, has already lost his to some random Youtuber, and Shannon's suggestion about how to get it back will make exactly no difference):

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Trovo doesn't use crypto / have an underlying blockchain that I can examine so unfortunately there's no way to know. Their "Elixir" premium currency is basically the same as Twitch bits, i.e. just a token you buy to tip with that the streamer cashes out in fiat currency.
The only difference Gaydur's suggestion will make is this:
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They do give LBC rewards for getting validated followers, but it's not much, and then Flamer would still have to go actually stake what he has in the name, it doesn't happen automatically. I have 11LBC but if you look at my channel, barely anything is actually staked for the name. I have to actually send it to myself as a support payment for the channel for it to stake. Payments you send as support for individual videos don't count as staking for the channel as a whole automatically.

Last I looked, Flamer had 0 LBC staked for the channel name. The girl in question had 2.
 
You could tell because she was in basically all of his IRL streams and showing up everywhere and the second after Ralph got Maker's Marked up and tried to brag to digitroon on Discord about banging her she suddenly ghosted from everything. So either she did get gunted and she was extremely disappointed or Ralph straight up lied. Both scenarios are equally plausible to me. The end result is the same though.

Edit: The Broke Dick Farms is going hard at Ralph again.
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Keep running your mouth, I'll be making money HAND OVER FIST!
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Tbf 5 dollars is 5k pennies and thats a shit ton of lemons and elixir
 
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It gets even better in the comments:
holy shit the utter delusion. in every single metric, the site is way up over what it was this time last year. we had 1 billion http requests last month. we're at over 10,000 daily user sign-ins. peak user counts are at 4,400 every day when they were under 2000 last year. what is even the point of saying these things?

it's like they're so used to just saying they have bigger numbers than the boogeyman of the week they just keep saying it even if it's not true.

gator gets paid less than minimum wage to do a better job sucking ralph's dick than the actual whore, and she gets paid a lot more than him too.
 
Ralph gets 400 or 600 viewers every time he streams, which is equally Tonka saw's stream numbers. SAD! His stream numbers used to reach 5000 or 1500 viewers when he was on YT. Now, he brags his low viewer count and minimum wage he earns like he's a big shot.
Sub min wage, actually often less than a fourth of the lowest state min wage
 
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holy shit the utter delusion. in every single metric...
And even with this MEGA-COPE by Null he still won't make a good Ralph emoji. Ralph wins frens, he's making coin hand over-fist at this point and we can't even get a decent Ralph emoji. I keep having to upload my 5kb wojack like a peasant.
 
Spits out some irl wrestle wrestle like an internet tough guy, and then call them big talkers?
Well Ralph you're just big.

Did no one catch this tweet or am I super late to the party?

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Can't spell "whose" right, Whiter nigger education is showing. What snuff film is that? Xander wasn't aborted, he's going to manifest in May.

(Uncanny, Xander is born in May and gunty's lolicontroon employee is called May).
 
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