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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Harry with the coup de grâce.
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Stream deleted. Hog tweeting.
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LMAO. Ralph is so pleased that debasing himself for hours three nights in a row netted him $800. Meanwhile Josh opened up a Give Send Go and raked in $20k in less than three hours. Ouch.

ETA: Actually Josh is up to $26k already well past the $18k goal. Ralph can only dreams of smashing the goal like that.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
LMAO. Ralph is so pleased that debasing himself for hours three nights in a row netted him $800. Meanwhile Josh opened up a Give Send Go and raked in $20k in less than three hours. Ouch.

ETA: Actually Josh is up to $26k already well past the $18k goal. Ralph can only dreams of smashing the goal like that.
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Oh yeah. There's so much gold to be found by running through highlights like the OG Ralph thread. Like his own posts.

Ralph:
All this is easy to say from your third world hellhole in the Ukraine. Some of us have obligations to friends, family...some of us have wives (not you, obviously). It's easy to grandstand on your lolcow forum that doesn't actually make any money, as you've said thousands of times. Other people have to look at the reality of life.

You're jealous of others more capable than you and you're bitter at the hand you dealt yourself by fucking with a sperg like Vordrak constantly. I understand, completely. But it's nothing that I did. In fact, I defended you and tried to make them keep you on StreamMe. When I was on YouTube, I had you on shows with many more thousands of people than I have watching now. I have been nothing but kind to you, yet you seem eager to plunge the dagger in my back. I wonder why that is?

You seem to lack the understanding to realize that I do not run the website I currently occupy. Then again, you seem to lack a lot of understanding, so it's not that surprising.
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For context, this was in response to Null telling Ralph he was clearly sucking Zoom's cock, but in much nicer words.
 
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HackerX said:
Oh yeah. There's so much gold to be found by running through highlights like the OG Ralph thread. Like his own posts.

Ralph:


For context, this was in response to Null telling Ralph he was clearly sucking Zoom's cock, but in much nicer words.
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It's kind of shocking (though not surprising) how much Ralph has cognitively degraded since he wrote that post. He was never exactly a poster boy for Mensa but 2019 Ralph could have written that book he's always talking about. Current day Ralph can barely string two sentences together.
 
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HackerX said:
Oh yeah. There's so much gold to be found by running through highlights like the OG Ralph thread. Like his own posts.

Ralph:


For context, this was in response to Null telling Ralph he was clearly sucking Zoom's cock, but in much nicer words.
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So satisfying to know that now in 2025 Ralph is a wifeless, Xanax zombie e-begging to survive living in a third world hovel after burning every bridge with his greed, amorality and avarice. Meanwhile Josh, who’s MATI stream is 10x bigger than Ralph’s, has returned victoriously to the USA where he has earned his users trust to the point they are ready to back him to the tunes of tens of thousands of dollars whenever needed.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
So satisfying to know that now in 2025 Ralph is a wifeless, Xanax zombie e-begging to survive living in a third world hovel after burning every bridge with his greed, amorality and avarice. Meanwhile Josh, who’s MATI stream is 10x bigger than Ralph’s, has returned victoriously to the USA where he has earned his users trust to the point they are ready to back him to the tunes of tens of thousands of dollars whenever needed.
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Ralph conjures some sort of magic where the polar opposite of what he's projecting happens to him. What's more interesting is "happens to him" is a misnomer because cause and effect exists and his actions, or lack of actions, is the definitive explanation for his current state. It's why I'm beyond irritated by Ralph's constant complaining. "Xander's bitch mom doesn't let me see my son" and so and so, when:

- He's at the border at 1 when his visit with Xanduh is sometime that afternoon. 2? 3? It doesn't really matter because he could have tried to cross the border before the fucking afternoon.

- He, somewhat spontaneously, planned a trip to Colombia the week of the scheduled visit. I get that travel sucks (especially for Ralph), but you can't visit your new porn studio e-daddy and then cry "I lub mah son" when your visit with him was shit because you were busy traveling. Especially when the travel was explicitly to do drugs and fuck trans dudes to own the alogs.

- He conceived a child with a BPD woman who lived across the country in the first place. Did he think she was just going to live in Virginia after they broke up? (No, he wanted the weird threesome with Pantsu while Faith supported them both, LOL) Moving to Mehico did NOT make that arrangement any easier whatsoever, and the only aspect where he can reasonably blame Faith for that is the revenge porn issues. Which was his fucking fault to begin with!!!

This is but one of the many, many, many situations where Ralph is ultimately at fault for whatever he's mad about. Tie that in with his usual "I'm the Ralphamale, bish", how everyone actually loves him, are huge fans of the KEELSTREAM, and he's actually a cool dude who is really rich if yewww wanna know da troof about it and you get shit like that post.
 
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Has no "hot wife" to abuse on stream, has no children to call them "bitch and cocksucker", has no content to offer, no callers to talk to, no mother to disrespect, no daddy or E daddy left, no friends to chill and bbq with, no money for hookers.... and even if he had it all, the audience he has left wants just one thing, shitfaced pigger. The Killstream is under colonial rule. We colonized your show Ralph. There is only one direction that will lead you to the independence. March forward.
 
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Including the ones asking where peepaw’s ring is.
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Two transsexual Tijuana spics took the ring and then spitroasted him while he begged for mercy.

Then they realized it was worthless and kicked the shit out of him for wasting their time.

We will never see that ring again.

Piggers lost the country his dad left him and the ring his dad left him. He still has the AIDS his dad left him.
 
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AnOminous said:
Two transsexual Tijuana spics took the ring and then spitroasted him while he begged for mercy.

Then they realized it was worthless and kicked the shit out of him for wasting their time.

We will never see that ring again.

Piggers lost the country his dad left him and the ring his dad left him. He still has the AIDS his dad left him.
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Wonder if he got that gonorrhea (of the dick and tonsils) cleared up? Someone ask him that.
So many questions..
 
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TulpaTownW said:
Did Ralph tweet an AI image of himself eating burger king and add a sign that says Mexico? Ralph's face is way more fucked up than what he posted. And I doubt it's "Filters" because why would burger king mexico slap a mexico sign on it
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SilkyJohnson said:
the fuck is going on with his face? Are those spots or bug bites?
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This AI is great. Ralph gently sticking his tongue in between bun crack of the smallest burger ever. Look at the size of his hand/fingers. AI added much needed blemishes on his face for the realistic result and a fat chunk of eyebrows :lit:

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Real Ralph hands for scale.
 
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