🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Christ is KANG!

It isn't normal to hate people who laugh at you farting.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

‘Hate the sin, not the sinner.’
Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of Atlanta.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

‘Hate the sin, not the sinner.’
Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of Atlanta.

To paraphrase Phaedra, Ethan’s gunt is lumpier than a bad batch of gravy.

 

[Fannyscum]

Please lord the Jesus let him go through with this:


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It'll get less people showing up than his Vegas bachelor party.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This grifter couldn’t break $650 on his target of $10k e-begging campaign. Does he really think he’s going to be the wigger Travis Scott with fans stampeding to be near him? (Note that many of them jumped the fences and didn’t pay, Ethan. Not that your fans could do more than waddle, let alone scale gates.)

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

This grifter couldn’t break $650 on his target of $10k e-begging campaign. Does he really think he’s going to be the wigger Travis Scott with fans stampeding to be near him? (Note that many of them jumped the fences and didn’t pay, Ethan. Not that your fans could do more than waddle, let alone scale gates.)

I don't know about that mate. Dingo is a skinny manlet guy who would definitely scale a fence like a 12 year old girl trying to see Justin Bieber.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Please lord the Jesus let him go through with this:
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It'll get less people showing up than his Vegas bachelor party.

If that engagement is any hint, yeah, it'll be as much a bust as his bachelor party. Especially if Baked Well-Fedlaska is the supposed to be a big draw.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Please lord the Jesus let him go through with this:
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It'll get less people showing up than his Vegas bachelor party.

Gunna surprise everyone with a bill like you did with Dick too? Note, I just assume this is what happened since they were talking about it, Dick streams driving up and then nothing about it is spoken again. The only thing Dick clams up that much about is his money.

Nothing says class like expecting peons to pay for your shit because you're you. This is gunna be great.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This grifter couldn’t break $650 on his target of $10k e-begging campaign. Does he really think he’s going to be the wigger Travis Scott with fans stampeding to be near him? (Note that many of them jumped the fences and didn’t pay, Ethan. Not that your fans could do more than waddle, let alone scale gates.)

I would go just for confirmation of his height.

 

[State Champ]

Please lord the Jesus let him go through with this:
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It'll get less people showing up than his Vegas bachelor party.

Ralph wouldn't even show up to it. He'd ghost his own "Free Ralph" event to go to Vegas.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph wouldn't even show up to it. He'd ghost his own "Free Ralph" event to go to Vegas.

It depends on if someone would be there to bully him. If he knows some 95 lb IP2 crackheads are going to be there playing MC Jarbo he's right out for sure.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Please lord the Jesus let him go through with this:
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It'll get less people showing up than his Vegas bachelor party.

I doubt it will go through, but if it did, it would be such a massive shitshow.

 

[MeltyTW]

Please lord the Jesus let him go through with this:
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It'll get less people showing up than his Vegas bachelor party.

I'd love to see all us weirdo alawgs converge on the event like the impending doom of the undead hordes tape measures and yard sticks in hand and ralph wearing his kid hat signs. Rented pigs shitting everywhere

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If he takes punches and kicks to the nuts as a fundraiser, he’ll be able to retain a top lawyer and pay all fees with ease in no time.

 

[The Hard R]

She shouldn’t be allowed to legally have it in the house though, right? As Ralph is a violent felon.

Her rights are not affected by his status as a felon. However, depending on the state law he could be charged with "constructive possession" if the gun is not locked up in a way that he cannot access it.
Not sure how it works in Virginia, but he may be in violation of the law if he has any access to the firearm

 

[Fannyscum]

"Christians are fucking retarded"
- Ethan "Christ is Kang" Ralph

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[MirnaMinkoff]

"Christians are fucking retarded"
- Ethan "Christ is Kang" Ralph
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Ralph constantly demonstrating he is a man with no ideals or principles upon which he bases his life or believes in. He’s just a petty, dumb, angry, envious manlet who’s life revolves around empty vices and endless grudges.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Ralph constantly demonstrating he is a man with no ideals or principles upon which he bases his life or believes in. He’s just a petty, dumb, angry, envious manlet who’s life revolves around empty vices and endless grudges.

All Ralph really cares about is bad things happening to people he doesn't like. No thought is ever spared for why he doesn't like those people, whether those bad things are really deserved or what could happen if the shoe was on the other foot. He's the kind of person who something terrible could happen to and sympathy would be impossible because, well, it's just karma at this point.

 

[MeltyTW]

"Christians are fucking retarded"
- Ethan "Christ is Kang" Ralph
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tbf i found vaush and hasan getting banned funny even if it is hypocritical as hell for me too so im with ralph on this one. and hasan and vaush would love all of us shot dead and our corpses defiled too so fuck em

edit ralph if you turn hasan or vaush into your live in niggers when theyre homeless i will 180 from alawg to fan so fucking fast lol

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I'm happy to have Vaush and Hasan banned and don't wish good things for them but then I'm not pretending to be a Christian.

Also, like most of us I do draw the line at complete self-immolation just in the hopes that people I dislike might be slightly singed.