🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Ralph is still mad about The Quartering.


I wonder if Ralph is talking about Gator, Dick, and Jim ?

Ralph says the same thing a few months ago, now his circle has closed, and he is falling to his paypiggies whom he shit talks on his show.

Everyone keeps snaking on Ralph OH NOOO!!! 🐍
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"Mos' auf mah fwends n tru' support ah mah awdance." Who makes up his audience these days? The Farms and hatewatchers? Kind of Ralph to call it support.

And one important reason why his audience is dwindling is because he blocks and bans potential audiences and existing audiences constantly for perceived slights. Yours truly being one of them.

Those remaining who aren't blocked are of course sycophants or people pretending to be sycophants to milk Ralph out of more drama.
 
Ralph is still mad about The Quartering.


I wonder if Ralph is talking about Gator, Dick, and Jim ?

Ralph says the same thing a few months ago, now his circle has closed, and he is falling to his paypiggies whom he shit talks on his show.

Everyone keeps snaking on Ralph OH NOOO!!! 🐍
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I wonder about that too, although I am sure Ralph had retweeted a meme Gator made so probably not him.

Who else is a snake though, because literally everyone dogging on him already hated his guts - Dick and Metokur were laughing about it, but in my opinion it did not seem mean spirited...

Then again this is Ralph so who fucking knows.
 
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"Mos' auf mah fwends n tru' support ah mah awdance." Who makes up his audience these days? The Farms and hatewatchers? Kind of Ralph to call it support.

And one important reason why his audience is dwindling is because he blocks and bans potential audiences and existing audiences constantly for perceived slights. Yours truly being one of them.

Those remaining who aren't blocked are of course sycophants or people pretending to be sycophants to milk Ralph out of more drama.

Hey! Hey!!! When you’ve BEEN IN THE GAME as long as Gunter then we’ll see what’s what. You’re probably a fake friend too and don’t even randomly retweet Christian nonsense, so as a matter of fact I’d like to see any of you score some sweet ibuprofens that definitely should be washed down with alcohol.
 
I wonder about that too, although I am sure Ralph had retweeted a meme Gator made so probably not him.

Who else is a snake though, because literally everyone dogging on him already hated his guts - Dick and Metokur were laughing about it, but in my opinion it did not seem mean spirited...

Then again this is Ralph so who fucking knows.
You're forgetting that in Jim's tweet where he said Josh did it jokingly he committed a grievance offense to piggy, he said Josh's penis worked and could get erect, even in joke form this is an unforgivable high crime.
 
I can only surmise Ralph has no actual friends so all this “disloyal snaking from Twitter accounts and YouTubers really crushes Ralphie because it’s all he’s got.
He's supposedly been to college for his PolNotSci degree, yet he's never talked about hanging out with college friends.
He has no friends in real life. The only one died because it wasn't too hot outside and lugging her to dialysis impeded on his streaming schedule.

Jeremy figured out a formula on how to make money and he's going to do it until it falls apart
Ralph did too, but he blew it.
That alone makes Jeremy Hamburger smarter. Both are grifters without original thought.
 
You're forgetting that in Jim's tweet where he said Josh did it jokingly he committed a grievance offense to piggy, he said Josh's penis worked and could get erect, even in joke form this is an unforgivable high crime.
Nigger Jim is pretending his superberries are off to avoid talking about Porkugal
 
Nigger Jim is pretending his superberries are off to avoid talking about Porkugal
I'm just saying never underestimate the pettiness of piggy.nick tried to avoid angering gunt now he's a blood enemy who needs his wife and kids destroyed and homeless because pig literally thinks people should think his shit smells good
 
oh god, Metokur just uttered the 5'1" meme. We know now if Ralph doesn´t respond, he´s bitch made. I don´t know how to clip YT livestreams but it is 1h7min in sync with the "man stabbed quote" screen.
If he laughs it off as "rofl it was just a joke, lol. me in jim are homies, lmao🤣." Then he's a beta coward. If he goes with the "I MADE YOU JIM, YOU JUDAS TRAITOR BITCH.NO LOYAL T" then he burns another bridge. The Ralphamale is in the lose lose.
 
It wasn’t mean spirited when Rackets was laughing about the shart but we all saw where that still ended up.
Ralph viewed rekieta as disposable. Which was stupid as hell of him. Dick and Jim have a lot of pull and won't be as nice towards ralph sperging at them. Jim has been talking about mersh for what 2 year now? Despite mersh being so lowly he has to get into twitter fights with schizophrenic women. Dick hasn't stopped talking about maddox despite the situation being long over. Ralph is dumb, but he's not dumb enough to slight Jim or dick. He knows he won't have anything left.

That being said, I hope I'm wrong and that ralphs as stupid as I think and hope he is.
 
Can't abort the Kill Report baby!
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