🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 43.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 14 11.4%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.7%

  • Total voters
    123
Ralph Tweeting from Dunkin' Donuts.
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I'm sure he was just getting coffee you guys.

And of course he only screenshots that one chat message to act like Josh is threatening to sue when he wasn't.
 
Ralph Tweeting from Dunkin' Donuts.
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I'm sure he was just getting coffee you guys.

And of course he only screenshots that one chat message to act like Josh is threatening to sue when he wasn't.
Ralph, no! You're supposed to be in a weight loss competition! Stress eating a dozen donuts is not a good start, buddy. I know you got a lot going on with Matt Vickers and now us knowing you looked like Thurman Merman as a child. But you need to put down the box of donuts and take a walk, fatty.
 
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Ralph pusses out of YET ANOTHER fight. This time against a gay man.
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More seething news at 11.
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lol the (why on earth would I work for free) subtle jab at Gator. I see even ralph is a secret alog
 
Hey guys Ralph is in New York with a *live female*.
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"soon to be converted from alive to not alive girl" knowing ralph and his commitment to the beta uprising.

Lol not Ralph but this guy is something.
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yeah if the laws were repealed and i had an extra time to do my calf exercises and warm up stretches and the sun wasnt in my eyes and if we were at this angle! ...... then youd see sperg. real intimidate there all this tells me is i could follow him around calling him a worthless pussy cunt and he wouldnt do anything.

Ralph pusses out of YET ANOTHER fight. This time against a gay man.
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ok no you should be able to fight bronx blogger of all people the man is dying of aids ralph you utter pussy ass bitch, you even blocked him from your streams because youre so scared hell show you up

also lmfao at ralph saying he doesnt care about charity, or thinking hell live long enough to retire, or that he has anything to retire from, ralph your "job" is at the level of both intake and effort of a retiree's hobby already. you dont do shit, you sleep then browse kiwifarms for an article link then you wheeze die then fuck off to sleep again. its not even at hobby level a retiree could do the shit you do in under ten minutes in between like emailing his kids before taking a morning shit and really getting the day started with various activities like golf more rigorous than your shitty little no effort wheeze and hack and cry and die dead air sleep and drugged out on air shit shows.
 
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