🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Emperor Julian]

He never stops reading this website.

It tickles me that ralpth may have personally read that I and others consider him a waste of air and booze.

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

I don't think Ralph's ever gonna "get something out of his purchases" via simping for Stardust. He's taking pages out of Gator's book for courting Internet women.

 

[Nod Flenders]

He never stops reading this website.

The Gunt is so insecure about himself. If he didn't care about what others think of him, he'd ignore The Farms, but of course, he doesn't.

 

[Hazel Motes]

Oh please, Ralph became a Christian because people he's friends with online are Catholic. It's not like he had a come to Christ moment, he's just a mindless retard out for dopamine and asspats.

The first show he did after the sex tape came out was "thank Christ for getting him through this." So hamfisited and smug about the whole thing. Can Ralph kneel without falling over?

His God is superchats and his religion is the grift. His opinions are all in service of that.

 

[3322]

Ralph sure is a big fan of this leftist propaganda website. Hi Ralph! You are a fat manlet, dicklet and ugly as fuck on top of it! You could never ever pull a European women, we have seen their faces as you waddle about with your selfie stick. Pure disgust!

 

[byuu]

If I were Soros I'd be giving millions to Ralph.
There's no better leftist propaganda than his life.

 

[Trench]

It’s amusing that ralph doesn’t know he’s tweeting a bitwave sperg impersonating jdanks420 all the time who’s just trying to get jdanks hated enough to get his own thread.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

You could read the Bible @theralph CHRIST IS KANG btw

 

[HackerX]

He never stops reading this website.

A forum for a historonic, narcissist lolcow is the a net positive for them. It's a truckload of attention specifically about them, regardless of context.

Obviously a normal brained individual would rather it be centered around things other than retarded behavior, but Ethan doesn't have much to offer to the world besides retarded behavior.

 

[LadiosSopp]

@theralph is a fat piece of shit, a deadbeat dad, a rapist, and will always be a terrible son.

Hi Ralph.

 

[Shringlecrink]

When are you going to leave meigh for some cracked out nigress @theralph?

Also, how's your brother?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Being faced with the declining health and death of his mother, who cared for him for 33 years straight, definitely made Ralph consider Jesus, dive deeper into vices and want to breed. (Even if Null gave him the idea)

Unfortunately for Ralph no one will replace Sandra. Neither Jesus, nor dependent children, will give him a free place to live, their Xanax script, their SSI check, cook for him, do his laundry, tell him he’s handsome, etc…

Jesus wants him to act like a Christian and children require you to take care of them - these are both intolerable and incompatible with the Ralphamale way of life.

Ralph decided to do things he knew others consider deeply meaningful. He didn’t understand that since he’s a dumb, shallow, selfish cunt that things that bring thoughtful, good people joy and fulfillment will only make him resentful, frustrated and miserable. Ralph should have just blown what money he had left renting an apartment in Vegas after Sandra died.

Ralphamales cannot appreciate the values of selflessness and sacrifice that religion and children require. Instant gratification is all that Ralphamales can enjoy. Ralphamales can only take, giving causes intense rage and anger.

Ralph had a chance to bring the Ralph/Vickers families together, to have a support system in place when Sandra’s death became imminent.
It would have been nice for Sandra to know someone else was taking on the burden of her worthless son.

Some people, when they have lost their parents, find comfort in their in-laws, almost like substitute parents.
Oh wait.
It helps if you aren’t in the same age bracket as your in laws, or haven’t completely alienated them.

Protip-- before you have children with someone, make damn sure you can abide and respect the future grandparents/in-laws. Don’t be like RageTits and freenut babbys unless you enjoy internet and courtroom drama for the next 18 years.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Here’s what I don’t get about Ralph/AF, how is their whole spiel so ‘right‘ when half of it is degenerate and obviously bullshit?

First you have Ralph who openly detests women and says ‘it’s fair game’ to lie, fake, and neg them to get that pussy while over indulging in alcohol and shit (but lol lean is just a meme I guess…? Could you imagine Reagan being like ‘Pass dat Crack yo! Lol’) when the right traditionally was about family values. The man respectfully courts a woman, requests her hand in marriage, then ensures their happiness while she is the homemaker. Sure you had Rush who was a little more bombastic about ranting about women in leftist political groups but he still maintained some kinda decorum. Ethan Ralph can’t go five seconds without being a complete dick to anyone who isn’t being his paypig or sucking him off. Like has this asshole ever done any charitable thing for a supporter EVER?

Then you have Mexican Mussolini and holy shit his incel groyper meme asstards. They reject women so hard they wanna fuck each other and share their topless pics like that is so goddamn trad and based. Lol yeah even the term ‘based’ fucking originates from degen black culture of freebasing what are these idiots even doing ‘preserving white culture’. They waste their time terminally online bitching about pasts they have only selectively read about, watching The Greatest Story Never Told again for the 545th time while jacking off daddy H, and never actually DOING anything for their supposed uber important race. I get it society has really fucked up a couple generations of kids I mean you can see it all around America today something went wrong but tard raging online and crying RaHoWa while talking about Moloch and adrenochrome from baby blood just makes you look dumb. Also stop with the traps or decide if you hate trannies or whatever I am really goddamned confused everyday

 

[Fslur]

It’s amusing that ralph doesn’t know he’s tweeting a bitwave sperg impersonating jdanks420 all the time who’s just trying to get jdanks hated enough to get his own thread.

Well it’s a whole discord full of people who go by that name to shield themselves.

It’s particularly hilarious to me because they were the ones who originally were doxing Ralph’s family and orbiters like Bad tits ect. But just because they say something nice to Ralph and he’s desperate for social media engagement he is going along with it.

 

[Hazel Motes]

Also, how's your brother?

I know this is said a lot, but it is rather strange Ralph never mentions him. Even for pity points. NOT MA BABA.

Maybe we are dealing with a Hugo situation and Ralph is really the disabled brother.

 

[AnOminous]

How does a thread making fun of Ralph for being a blue-check mark prove that the forum is "leftist"?

Funny, being obsessed with those gay blue checkmarks is something usually associated with trannies.

 

[A Sunset]

Here we have Ralph simping for Stardust, a leftist, immediately followed by Ralph condemning Kiwi Farms for being "leftist".

Ralph, many of us are even further right than you. it's easy when you just grift as a right winger.

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Kiwi Farms has some of the most racist far-right things I’ve ever seen. The site owner talks about needing his daily dose of saying “nigger”. What the fuck is this fat fake-wignat nigger talking about?

Hi Ralph. I’ve enjoyed watching your absolute downfall into being the biggest lolcow on the Internet. You’re a circus sideshow and when you got your ass beat by a Chav in public, you looked like a literal helpless retarded baby in a diaper.

What’s it like being on an extended vacation to escape your newborn daughter’s formative years, only to spend it reading a bunch of faggots talk about what a subhuman you are? Can’t imagine what that’s like. Your life is a prison from which there’s only one escape.

 

[Charles A. Woodward]

Here we have Ralph simping for Stardust, a leftist, immediately followed by Ralph condemning Kiwi Farms for being "leftist".

Ralph, many of us are even further right than you. it's easy when you just grift as a right winger.

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Mr. History

edit:
he is just grifter and hypocrite

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How many times did you "expressed regret that Donald Trump is still breathing", Ralph?

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

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Why am I not surprised Ralph's been drooling over black people since 2013. I think he wants the BBC more than Pantsu.

 

[Trench]

Well it’s a whole discord full of people who go by that name to shield themselves.

It’s particularly hilarious to me because they were the ones who originally were doxing Ralph’s family and orbiters like Bad tits ect. But just because they say something nice to Ralph and he’s desperate for social media engagement he is going along with it.

Makes sense. I didn’t run in those circles and only recently took a look into it after someone made a jdanks thread and gleamed what I could from britbong, Paul miller material, and the whole Luciano/bitwave arc I could from decrepit archives.