🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.0%
  • lol no

    Votes: 345 93.0%

  • Total voters
    371
Ralph goes to Jim's twitter and counts tweets about himself, what a weirdo.

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What a fat fucking retard. Learn to count you brain-addled faggot.

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LOL having fun on your vacation, PIGGY? Keep hiding from Dan while your baby momma plans to circumsize your son and have him meet up with Warski and PPP. BTW you made your mom walk to dialysis when she had cancer and cooked puppies in the oven with your deadbeat dad.
 
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Daddy Gym is talking about you so much, coz you're content now, Fatty.
You're like a new, less successful DarkSydePhil, Mpreg Furry or lost episode of Photon.

You're content. 4/5 Star days now, Nigga.
I still don't think he's really understands it. He feels like it's a fight against people who hate him, who want him dead or in prison. He thinks he's their blood enemy and it's some sort of feud.

Ralph, we're already at our win state. Getting to see the most retarded antics on the internet is all we want from you, and you provide that willingly, almost every day.
 
I still don't think he's really understands it. He feels like it's a fight against people who hate him, who want him dead or in prison. He thinks he's their blood enemy and it's some sort of feud.

Ralph, we're already at our win state. Getting to see the most retarded antics on the internet is all we want from you, and you provide that willingly, almost every day.
He probably thinks he is doing some 4d chess shit playing the spectacle making everyone say his name cuz he acts like an ass but ’he is ‘totally playing a role see I am in control you faggots‘.

Which is basically like Ethan the persona is supposed to turn off at some point and you’re supposed to spend more time with you loved ones (lol hi meigh) than in the persona.
 
The mere thought of a man nearing 40 abandoning his wife and child to take a vacation in Europe only to spend all his free time on his own KF thread or whining about his haters on Twitter is just so surreal to me I can't even decide if it's hilarious or just really depressing. Is there a level beyond terminally online?
 
Faith just leaked me a bunch of Ralph's old DMs some of them NSFW
HI RALPH YOU'RE FAT AND YOUR DICK IS LITTLE
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Ralph's paranoia is getting worse.
"THEY DID SOMETHING THAT'S STANDARD PRACTICE IN AMERICAN HOSPITALS JUST TO FUCK WITH ME SPECIFICALLY!!!!!"

He probably thinks he is doing some 4d chess shit playing the spectacle making everyone say his name cuz he acts like an ass but ’he is ‘totally playing a role see I am in control you faggots‘.
Indeed. The Tommie Tooter Method at play.
 
Didn't you block Jim, you fat worthless swine.
Imagine blocking someone after seething about it, and having to log into another account (Amanda's #tradmum account) just to count the number of Tweets the person you blocked made, during your Europe trotting "holiday" of two weeks where you do nothing but get beat up and seethe on the bird app.

Here, I sampled 5, FIVE days of tweets, opposed to Ralph's three. I even included responses to other people pertaining to the rage pig.
21 since the beginning of the month. Ethan, who taught you how to count? Was it Counting with Ronnie in the form of puppies in microwave ovens?
Jim tweeted a total of 35 times, since the first of June. That's 4-5 days. If we go by Ralph's "3", he didn't even make 33 tweets, let alone tweeting about Ralph. Sharing something obviously doesn't count.
Why did Ralph feel the need to lie about something so easily verifiable?
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Faith just leaked me a bunch of Ralph's old DMs some of them NSFW
HI RALPH YOU'RE FAT AND YOUR DICK IS LITTLE
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Damn, these are some spicy messages. Wait, she saved them until now? Really?
Must be Vickers' idea.
I'll resize the phone screenshots for you.
 
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