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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.0%
  • lol no

    Votes: 344 93.0%

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    370
Thank god it's back. I hated having to wait for people to post Telegram screenshots. I never wanted Ralph to be banned from twitter, although his sperg-out about it was funny. Losing blue checkmark status is much much funnier tho and I love that Elon made them worthless to spite people like Ralph. Every camwhore and tranny has a blue checkmark now as it's nothing more than the mark of a paypig.

No Wikipedia article, no blue check, no viewers. It's amazing how much Ralph lost since the height of his career, he went from a somebody during Gamergate to a total nobody. Even journos writing hitpieces about Kiwifarms (very notable website with a Wikipedia article) don't know who Ralph is and don't care to find out. Remember he wasn't asked to be in that Louis Theroux documentary about AF either. He can't even book guests for his show anymore, even Nick and Dax don't want to be on it. Very very embarrassing!
 
Elon's desperate for ad views. I see this as a last throw of the Twitter bones to get more viewers. The mutual retardation Musk and Ralph have will sympathetically do more damage than either could have accomplished left to their own devices. This level of content can't be sustained long-term, even with Colombian content powder sponsored subathons.
 
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Steak tacos? He seems more like a ground squirrel man to me.
Lol, you think a big city liberal fag like Gunt is eating squirrel? He is a far cry from any kind of redneck. I bet he's never been eaten wild game in his life. Probably never even been invited to a pig roast being a friendless loser. Gunt only eats meat so processed nobody can tell you where on the animal it came from or even for sure what animal it even by looking at it. Squirrel is delicious by the way. Similar to rabbit.
 
It looks like he deleted everything between Feb 7th and Feb 12th just now.
I thought he was doing this during the court call but it looks like Vickers said it ended.
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Of course the one time Ralph is ever thankful to anyone, it's only because they gave him his Twitter account back. Pretty sure Ralph would've personally sucked the dicks of Twitter's entire executive staff, then Musk himself if it meant getting his account back. He's just that pathetic.
 
Ralph has been bragging about his friendship with Thernovich recently and it made me curious to see if the gorilla man has used his clout to help Ralph in his time of need. Rapists have to stick together after all, right?

NOW WAIT A MINUTE....MIKE NOOOOO! ELON'S BAD CAUSE HE BANNED THE RALPHAMALE.
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It looks like Therno is looking after some of his fellow rapists, just not Ralph. You hate to see it.
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If I was Ralph, I'd be taking this one as a passive aggressive insult.
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More Elon ballwashing, still no sign of solidarity with the Ralphamale.
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It's too bad none of Ralph's contacts with clout are reaching out to twitter in an effort to help get his suspension lifted. It's tough....
The negative of only have Internet fwends. The relationship is never really established beyond a superficial level typically and the friendship becomes a footnote after a length of time without consistent engagement.

Ralph has obviously discovered this firsthand because the same 3 people have been on his show for quite a while. During the Knoxville glory days, the show was basically a sitcom where everyone would randomly hop on and have a fun time. Keemstar, Jim, Sargon, etc.

I haven't bothered watching anything outside the clips, but it's either Ralph watching clips all the time or Ralph being MATI. If the latter was how The Killstream began, it would have found 0 success. He lucked out with the braindead AF audience, but the lack of community engagement is obvious and destined for a downward trend. All because Ethan can not handle criticism on any level, from any person. Amazin'
 
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