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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 25 48.1%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 6 11.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 21 40.4%
  • Total voters
    52
SpergioLeonne said:
Does Ralph have a legal residence in Virginia?
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No, he keep claiming he has temp residency in Mexico. Ralph also doesnā€™t own or rent any dwelling in Virginia so he is not a resident in any legal sense, esp since heā€™s applied for residency in Mexico. The last address he tried to register was Harryā€™s.

Donā€™t get buried in debt, bad credit and addictions kids or your broke, addicted ass will be forced to flee to Mexico and live on a diet from the pharmacia and cantina.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Donā€™t get buried in debt, bad credit and addictions kids or your broke, addicted ass will be forced to flee to Mexico and live on a diet from the pharmacia and cantina.
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It was just one year ago that Ralph was crying and lashing out at Jim for making shaking pill bottles a thing. ā€œWhy would you joke about my past difficult times? Why would you do that?!ā€ Now Ralph has made being a pillhead junkie and drunk driving alcoholic his entire brand.

As they say, addiction is a progressive disease. Without proper treatment or even the desire to stop living in unmanageable chaos, it only gets worse ā€” never better. Ralph will be remembered as a wigger drug fiend and drunk who was born poor white trash and died poor white trash. What a legacy. And there wonā€™t even be a piss-up at Panchoā€™s for a memorial service. The only ones who will miss him will be those of us who have derived so much hilarity from watching him ruin his life beyond repair and call it winning.
 
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Burd Turglar said:
I would kill for a Porsalin doc on Ralph. It would probably be best quality if done post mortem but the reeee'ing from Ralph if done while he's still alive would be fucking chef kiss.
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That would be amazing but Porsalin was hesitant to take on Fat Rick Tomlinson because the lore is so extensive. Ralph would require an autistic life's work commitment to be comprehensive, I fear, like that guy who's on part 1039 about Chris Chan.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
That would be amazing but Porsalin was hesitant to take on Fat Rick Tomlinson because the lore is so extensive. Ralph would require an autistic life's work commitment to be comprehensive, I fear, like that guy who's on part 1039 about Chris Chan.
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Thats why I think post mortem would make for an easier to make and higher quality video. He could always just pick a saga and do a vid on it, he's done that before with people.

It'll never happen but I can dream.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
That would be amazing but Porsalin was hesitant to take on Fat Rick Tomlinson because the lore is so extensive. Ralph would require an autistic life's work commitment to be comprehensive, I fear, like that guy who's on part 1039 about Chris Chan.
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Geno Samuel caught up to near present by like episode 10, then started slow walking it and making 40 minute videos divorced from the timeline over five minute audio clips. Grifty, grifty, grifty.
 
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Burd Turglar said:
I would kill for a Porsalin doc on Ralph. It would probably be best quality if done post mortem but the reeee'ing from Ralph if done while he's still alive would be fucking chef kiss.
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for me it would be the rage piglets seething. its insane that groypers think laughing at ralph is like some taboo and greatest sin known to man. its unheard of!!! after all the bullshit they spew any time someone presses them on their hypocrisy the only argument is "lol ur so mad bro ur so mad everything you say about ralph is what you people do!!" not realizing everyone shitting on ralph for the most part isnt a pill popping drunken sex offender who makes spite babies, also the ones shitting on ralph and AF arent the ones constantly spouting that theyre trying to revive trad cath society.
 
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I find the recent ā€œpranksā€ Ralph is pulling very bizarre. First it was the ā€œmy wife left me, no she didnā€™t you got trolledā€ followed by the ā€œIā€™m retiring, KIDDING Iā€™m notā€.
These had the same energy as ā€œI was only pretending to be retardedā€.

Something tells me Ralph is spiralling closer and closer towards schizophrenia or mania. I believe these things actually happened, Pantsu actually dipped and he actually felt like retiring, but after posting about it while drunk or manic or before the situations were resolved, Ethan realized what big Ls both looked like and tried to play it off as trolling the ā€œa-logsā€.

He canā€™t take an L so has to larp as if everyone else is taking one.
 
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