🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 55 44.4%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 14 11.3%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.4%

  • Total voters
    124
No, they really don’t, they recognize who cares and meets their needs for them. They will recognize any kind caretaker as a parent, but not a biological parent who hasn’t spent any time with them. Ralph was just a funny fat man he had a play date with one afternoon. If Ralph had actually spent any time with him as an infant I might agree there was some hint of recognition but he’s had a total of four hours. Ralph is just another random adult to Alex.

They do recognize the voices of their mother, and hopefully their father’s, because he was around while she was pregnant, since babies hear their voices in the womb. But newborns will quickly bond to whoever starts caring for them. Caretaking, love and nourishment are what babies respond to.

It’s why men can be referred to as fathers or sperm donors, Alex will have strong bonds with Grandpa, his uncles and probably a step-dad, but at best Ralph might be a curiosity for him as a teen for a brief period that will bring deep disappointment and shame.
Honestly I think the kid lucked out. Sure his mother is a retard but Vickers seems like a decent father figure for him. His half sister on the other hand, she would have been better off aborted than be born into a nut house of a family life.
 
Honestly I think the kid lucked out. Sure his mother is a retard but Vickers seems like a decent father figure for him. His half sister on the other hand, she would have been better off aborted than be born into a nut house of a family life.
Only reason that didn't happen is because Faith is very staunchly pro-life despite whatever external social pressure (insinuated or otherwise) that might have suggested she would be better off aborting. And we can see how the adoption process was never in full motion because neither Faith nor Ethan wanted that, hence why @MWV is trying to win this over in court through acts of attrition.
 
Honestly I think the kid lucked out. Sure his mother is a retard but Vickers seems like a decent father figure for him. His half sister on the other hand, she would have been better off aborted than be born into a nut house of a family life.
Yeah decent father figures raise daughters that travel to the other side of the country, to hook up with obese, alcoholic, drug addicts in crack shacks all the time.

The best dads also have a podcast where the air out their family's dirty laundry for superchats.

Good dads are known for being so unhinged they can't get a lawyer to represent them or their family members.
 
It's always a bit concerning when we start hitting 15-17 hours since Ethan's last tweet... Is our big fat gay baby still with us? Has he succumbed to being fat? or maybe the drug abuse? Could it have been Digibro's AIDS he contracted when mating with the clout horse?? I guess only time will tell... (:_(
 
It's always a bit concerning when we start hitting 15-17 hours since Ethan's last tweet... Is our big fat gay baby still with us? Has he succumbed to being fat? or maybe the drug abuse? Could it have been Digibro's AIDS he contracted when mating with the clout horse?? I guess only time will tell... (:_(
He probably just immediately went on a drug binge the instant he got done with visitation and passed out for most of a day.
 
Lol, drunk moron.

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Uber Drivers are so trustworthy he should have "lost" Rosy with him too while he was at it. Surely his phone will be returned, no it likely will as a job is worth more than some dumb piggos phone. Thanks for giving some minimum wage worker more labor you bum!
 
Wait HE calls the horse pantsu? That’s not an insult slang term the brokedickfarms came up with (note that brokedickfarms is currently under trademark litigation from chudbuds LLC
Yes, he calls her Pantsu in real life. That used to be her online handle since she was an anime reviewer lolicon who literally wore underpants on her head.
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Why Ralph calls her by her online handle instead of her name is anyone's guess. Rozy thinks her mothers name is Pantsu. It's really funny/tragic like everything about her life.
 
Why Ralph calls her by her online handle instead of her name is anyone's guess. Rozy thinks her mothers name is Pantsu. It's really funny/tragic like everything about her life.
probably forgets her real name lol

Lol, drunk moron.
damn he better get that back, so he can telegraph his every move again.
 
Now hold on man, I've lost shit in Ubers a couple of times. Granted, I was on trips not related to my bastard children and I didn't have court appointed sobriety and I didn't have to beg smooth brained retards on the internet in order to afford my every waking breath......

Wait, I forgot my point. I'll just chalk it up to being super stoned on a Sunday, cooking an incredible dinner for my woman before she does all the cleaning shit that makes sure I don't have filthy socks.

Livin that small dick life over here.
 
Yes, he calls her Pantsu in real life. That used to be her online handle since she was an anime reviewer lolicon who literally wore underpants on her head.
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Why Ralph calls her by her online handle instead of her name is anyone's guess. Rozy thinks her mothers name is Pantsu. It's really funny/tragic like everything about her life.
It is amazing that her youtube career never took off. Amazingly the kids to not want to see Bob Dylan wearing women's underwear on his face.
 
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