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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 55 44.4%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 14 11.3%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.4%

  • Total voters
    124
Actually, the insurance claims adjuster is a big fan of the Killstream.

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I bet Ronnie and Sandra's life insurance paid out smoothly, and all of it is now in the possession of Caesar's Palace Hotels and Resorts, Las Vegas.
Too bad the accidental death insurance placed on Amanda the PedoNeigh didn't pay off, better luck next time, Ralphamale.
 
I bet Ronnie and Sandra's life insurance paid out smoothly, and all of it is now in the possession of Caesar's Palace Hotels and Resorts, Las Vegas.
Too bad the accidental death insurance placed on Amanda the PedoNeigh didn't pay off, better luck next time, Ralphamale.
Lol, white trash like Ronnie and Sandra didn’t have life insurance. That shit costs money and only pays off when they’re dead, fuck that!

Seriously, white trash can’t keep up with anything that requires a monthly payment unless it’s a cable bill. Sandra couldn’t even handle mortgage payments on the crack shack.
 
Tweeting at each other from the same room:
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Tweeting at each other from the same room:
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If we multiply the engagement of these tweets, Nick still had more views on just one stream.
12*8*73*19*2=266,304
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Our boy Flamenco gets 130 live viewers doing Breadtube #BTFO 947294th time and anime stuff.
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133 waiting for our favourite lawyer to appear.
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Meanwhile, the "most consistent, charismatic, and achieved streamer in this sphere who does hard work..."
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Rate me with rainbows but the funniest scenario would be if he had this adjuster come onto the Killstream as a guest.
The thing is, you know he’d do it! ā€œGo on, tell ā€˜em — you recognized my voice! Tell the ayylawgs you were a Killstream fan even before my total loss!ā€ Face red as a tomato, spittle flying, probably holding a gun to the Progressive rep’s head.

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Tweeting at each other from the same room:
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:story: your fat sack of shit husband slushes the foremost of the round ball of fat he calls a head towards you to say "ah sent a birthday tweet whoar!" before going back to sleep in a slurry of his own shit and makers, all while you bear his friends child for him that hes going to name after his ex.
 
:story: your fat sack of shit husband slushes the foremost of the round ball of fat he calls a head towards you to say "ah sent a birthday tweet whoar!" before going back to sleep in a slurry of his own shit and makers, all while you bear his friends child for him that hes going to name after his ex.
He didn’t even buy her the prenatal supplements and treats she asked for on her birthday. (:_(

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Ralph blocked me for saying "you're not skinny" to him.
Welcome to the club. I got blocked for liki g a tweet null made like a year ago. The fat faggot runs a block bot.
If we multiply the engagement of these tweets, Nick still had more views on just one stream.
12*8*73*19*2=266,304
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Our boy Flamenco gets 130 live viewers doing Breadtube #BTFO 947294th time and anime stuff.
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133 waiting for our favourite lawyer to appear.
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Meanwhile, the "most consistent, charismatic, and achieved streamer in this sphere who does hard work..."
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Maybe he meant the best at being a sphere?
 
:story: your fat sack of shit husband slushes the foremost of the round ball of fat he calls a head towards you to say "ah sent a birthday tweet whoar!" before going back to sleep in a slurry of his own shit and makers, all while you bear his friends child for him that hes going to name after his ex.
LMAO, not even husband. Pantsu has only reached the revered status of ā€œunborn baby mama #2.ā€ They made two trips to the quickie marriage capital of America and Ralph still didn’t see fit to making an honest woman out of his beloved Angel pregnant GF.

OTOH, not being legally married to Ralph is a a status she should try to maintain at all costs. Imagine being baby mama #2 and wife #2 to the Gunt.
 
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