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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

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:story:fuckers going to go bankrupt spiting warski, why have an interview if you have recordings of warski admitting to being a pedophile? hed be instacancelled from that, oh its because youre an impotently seething little liar. warski needs to team up with a former enemy to bankrupt ralph, just scam him out of thousands.
PPP breaks a sweat getting up the couch or when hes walking more then ten meters. But he can get Ralph to shell out thousands of dollars without getting winded.
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Supporting Russia in WW3 because someone in Ukraine insulted LA.
But heres the thing does anyone really disagree with that statment? Like i would sure as hell rather live in russian controlled Kiev then LA. Ukraine atleast has a (slim) chance to be a decent place in the future la not so much.
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also ralph stop lying you didn’t pay 40k for that truck. he tries so hard to act rich and successful it’s so sad to view. but funny too

oh and another thing,

1k is the price of 2 california filing fees plus change.
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Seeing the world. Which is why he picks the country with the most anglos in that isn't the UK or the US. :story:
Im sorry to any portugese people but Portgual in my eyes only exists as a location for the british to go and get drunk in.
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As stated above, Ralph went to BK while in another country, instead of having local food. What a waste of a human.
Cause he can't stuttering retard 1. Pig in portugal 0.
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Look at Ralphs tiny hands.
 
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also ralph stop lying you didn’t pay 40k for that truck. he tries so hard to act rich and successful it’s so sad to view. but funny too

oh and another thing,

1k is the price of 2 california filing fees plus change.
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He already fucked up by trying to pass off subminimum wage earnings as a big payday and now he's saying that 40k is no big deal while getting kicked out for his outbursts over his piking sub 100 dollars bets in vegas lol
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Ralph suddenly caring about his mum again.

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Ralph can't stop winning you guys. Look. He even has a fedora... uh I mean Heisenberg hat now.
Ralph they're going to get away with it and you got fucked because of covid, trump the guy that was supposed to destroy the internet and kiwifarms lost largely because of covid and theres simply nothing you can do about it, much like Andy defiling your wife while you've never slept withe her its a permanent stain against you.
 
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PPP breaks a sweat getting up the couch or when hes walking more then ten meters. But he can get Ralph to shell out thousands of dollars without getting winded.

But heres the thing does anyone really disagree with that statment? Like i would sure as hell rather live in russian controlled Kiev then LA. Ukraine atleast has a (slim) chance to be a decent place in the future la not so much.
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Seeing the world. Which is why he picks the country with the most anglos in that isn't the UK or the US. :story:
Im sorry to any portugese people but Portgual in my eyes only exists as a location for the british to go and get drunk in.

Cause he can't stuttering retard 1. Pig in portugal 0.
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Look at Ralphs tiny hands.
"But the place was being a bitch about vaccines." If Lisbon continues to ruin his spite flgiht, Portugal will become his next blood enemy.
 
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also ralph stop lying you didn’t pay 40k for that truck. he tries so hard to act rich and successful it’s so sad to view. but funny too

oh and another thing,

1k is the price of 2 california filing fees plus change.
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JOKE'S ON YEW, YEW AYLAWG HATER FAGGIT, WITH MAH PRIMO 22% APR 96-MONTH RALPHALOAN, MAH TRUCK COST 50-60K! CAN'T ABORT BAYBEE!
 
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Ralph suddenly caring about his mum again.

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Ralph can't stop winning you guys. Look. He even has a fedora... uh I mean Heisenberg hat now.
So Ralph's spending his time in Portugal seething about how a day of reckoning is coming for Whoopi Goldberg and Anthony Fauci? lol
Lol, yes world traveler Ethan Ralph.
I can't believe he was shocked they drive on the right in Portugal. Since he's only been to the UK, the dumbass just assumed everyone outside of America drives on the left. And he willingly shares this ignorance on twitter, it's almost like he's trying to bait us.
 
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Delusions of grandeur are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful.
Lol. Paulie Walnuts, a man in his 60’s looks x10 more fit, strong and healthy than the morbidly obese, pasty triple-chinned, gunt on the left that’s half his age.

Also, Paulie knew better than getting dumb whores pregnant and actually took care of his mother.
 
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You can see his tits through multiple layers of clothes. Incredible.
I can’t get over that I perfectly predicted his outfit two days ago - Black RL/Member’s Only Jacket, Armani Sunglasses, Gucci purse. My god he really thinks he looks snazzy in that get up with his tits hanging lower than his chins. He packed this as “his look” No doubt he’s got his three inch lift Tim boots on too.

If only he had been doing his sassy fat boy finger point I would have got a trifecta. So I’ll just go ahead and take the W for shamming the Gunt into stopping his sassy fat boy finger point selfies.
 
Ralph is in Portugal by himself, it's 5am and he's sperging out at the Karen Farms for being wrong on the internet. He's trying to say that because he was on a different flight it proves that Pantsu WAS kidnapped and Ralph is ABSOLUTELY NOT posting from her account. Also he'd rather die, literally, than make peace with Andy:
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Ralph is in Portugal by himself, it's 5am and he's sperging out at the Karen Farms for being wrong on the internet. He's trying to say that because he was on a different flight it proves that Pantsu WAS kidnapped and Ralph is ABSOLUTELY NOT posting from her account. Also he'd rather die, literally, than make peace with Andy:
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Having a fine vacation. Stress free and relaxing.
 
Ralph is in Portugal by himself, it's 5am and he's sperging out at the Karen Farms for being wrong on the internet. He's trying to say that because he was on a different flight it proves that Pantsu WAS kidnapped and Ralph is ABSOLUTELY NOT posting from her account. Also he'd rather die, literally, than make peace with Andy:
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At this point who cares what's true, Ralph's response is always so fucking ridiculous that the truth is largely irrelevant. Piggy squealing about what some anonymous poster thinks about his holiday is nectar.
 
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