🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Kind of off topic but relevant to your post, Rand called into Mike and Warren’s show this week and didn’t sound nearly as spergy and in regard to the paranormies split it seems that dingo’s show is no longer on their site. So it anybody's guess what fuckery is amuck over there.

As far as I know Dingos most recent episodes (just not the Tariq Nasseed NfT one) is up on TRS.

Has dingo been kicked out of TRS for the 109th time?

 

[Sam Losco]

No, I didn't photoshop or inspect element in a photo of @MWV. This is what his Twitter profile looks like through Nitter.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph got mugged like the obviously retarded tourist he is. The way he tells it it was a pretty even fight, I hope those gyppos are ok:


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RIP Armani purse:

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Thank CHRISTISKANG you're OK Ralph, I don't know where else I'd get this kind of entertainment.

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[AncientPhosphur]

Please let there be surveillance footage

 

[ClipBitch]

Mr Vickers sends his regards.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Please let there be surveillance footage

Oh don't get my hopes up! You know that shit didn't go down like he's saying it did. Somewhat surprised that he didn't say it was the DIRTY AYYLAWGS.

 

[JamusActimus]

Vagrant Holiday,a youtuber that travels around the world and sleeps on the street, only got mugged in Mexico and beat up in Portugal so maybe there is something there.

edit: also

 

[MediocreMilt]

I had a feeling something like this might happen. Like I even kinda hoped something like this wouldn't happen (just to reaffirm my faith in humanity/traveling/etc). But we all know stories like this, even if it's just "Some dickhole pickpocketed me in Amsterdam".

idk. Even though it's Ralph, I feel bad that this happened, but it felt predictable, and I never said it was predictable, because I still hoped it wouldn't happen (even though it's Ralph). Am I alone here?

 

[Truly Rural]

Hey guys, sorry my hair looks like shit

 

[MediocreMilt]

I mean, I don't feel that bad

 

[Kenny🐍Jones]

I Can't help but wonder if Ralph Got any Common Sense knocked into him.

 

[MisoSupper]

POV: You've made terrible life decisions

 

[Christorian X]

Hey guys, sorry my hair looks like shit
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It took the pic being blown up to really see some of the damage. A lot of it seems very purposefully executed. Someone gave him two perfect target black eyes, and those scratched under them come from finger nails. Also the bruise on his lower cheek is aimed to knock some teeth out. If someone is going to just rob you they will want to knock the wind out of you and disable you quickly. They don't zero in their punches like his. He def pissed someone off.

 

[AltisticRight]

It took the pic being blown up to really see some of the damage. A lot of it seems very purposefully executed. Someone gave him two perfect target black eyes, and those scratched under them come from finger nails. Also the bruise on his lower cheek is aimed to knock some teeth out. If someone is going to just rob you they will want to knock the wind out of you and disable you quickly. They don't zero in their punches like his. He def pissed someone off.

Yeah it's personal.
Not say he deserved a beating (he did) for running his fat mouth, but yeah.

 

[IHateTheFrench]

Lol, a fat american thinking he can take on two thugs from a country where being a fat, weak retard is not the norm. Peak ralphamale.

I STILL GOT THA DOUBLEYA GUYS.

THE PORTUGUESE POLICE AND HOSPITAL STAFF WERE UGE FANS OF DA KILLSTREEM BABY

 

[The Good Nigger]

150 euros, my bag, and my cards is what they got

Lol. What are the odds that overpriced leather manpurse was what prompted them to go after Ralph as a target?

Should've pawned it and bought a fanny pack at Wallmart.

 

[Thots & Prayers]

The total Ralphamale talked shit to someone and got hit.

 

[InwardsStink]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO

You didn't get robbed, you ran your dumbass mouth in the bar Ralph. They only took your gay man purse and a little bit of untraceable cash? Sure buddy. FUCKING COPE

You got the shit kicked out of you by a Portuguese Chad squad bitch.

 

[Farglemark]

I dunno, it looks more like he took a single punch in the eye and then took a header into the pavement.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Wow it's horrifying to see what kind of damage a finger gun can do to someone