Gator has been determined lately to convince people that Ralph isn't a thin skinned girly-man and that he can actually take a joke. Bold strategy Cotton:
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This is how he’s trying to sell it to his master? Gator is getting mighty uppity. He now feels like he’s the rising star while Ralph is circling the drain.
I’m sure Ralph is pissed Gator isn’t posting about what a bad ass Ralphamale is by taking on 4 Arab refugees barehanded on the mean streets of Lisbon. Ralph can’t say shit now because he’s got so few friends, but he’s seething and will make Gator pay eventually. Gator is starting to eclipse Ralph with his Daddy Jim stream and paling around with ppl disloyal to Ralph. Ralph will try to cut his throat at the first opportunity.
I think Dick and Ralph have a lot of misguided pity for Ralph. I’m sure he’s convinced them everything online is just character because behind the scenes he’s a sad, pathetic mess. I have zero doubt Ralph has drunkenly cried about killing himself to both of them at various times, multiple times. They both waited too long to bail on this needy, emotional, unstable addict and now trying to back away would attract too much attention since he only has three e-friends left.
Listening to Dick’s absurd, over the top performance during Ralph’s call-in from Lisbon was comical. He did feel guilty about fat boy going on his stupid trip all alone, but the way he tried to sooth Ralph’s ego by badly pretending he was so jelly was cringe af. Of course, Ralph just laps up that BS. He’s too stupid and his ego too big to realize he’s being very obviously patronized and lied to.
Dick’s only real successful streak was thanks to his feud with Maddox. His greatest and seemingly only content idea is “men acting like OTT assholes” for big yucks. He’s been milking his “men are better than women” schtick for fifteen years now. Ralph is a perfect poster boy for his act. Then one day if Dick gets desperate enough he can use Ralph as his next foil ala Maddox, but that shit only works if ppl think they were real friends in the past.
Come on Ralph what is with this weak "my enemies" shit, what happened to "always go lower"? Are you really that scared of Metokur?
Also, Ralph's taking a boat back? How the fuck will he survive that trip when he's such a delicate fag?
No, I think Ralph is just talking about that dumb tourist cruise he said he was going to take before the arabs gave him a new Down syndrome make-over.
He’d be lucky to manage to book passage by boat from Lisbon to the USA by June 2022. There aren’t that many transatlantic passenger ships and there really aren’t any on the North Atlantic until the vacation season starts in May or June. Even then those are usually booked many months or a year in advance.
I do relish the idea of him gimping around Lisbon like Quasimodo after he’s released from the hospital to prove he’s still having an awesome vacay. Getting his skull caved in won’t stop the Ralphamale in his quest to own Andy Warski!
R Dingo will cling to anyone/thing that will let him act big brained.
