🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Catboys the Musical]

He'll have to go to Null's basement in Florida.

Pretty sure the Trans Lifeline people tried that already.

 

[msd]

He may not be Tweeting, but he's still reading.

He's always reading, he thinks we keep him relevant, and we do.

But only those relevant to those in the lolcow scene, he'll never get the infamy he wants.

 

[Pomniman]

Shouldn’t have to say this but y’all do see the irony that Ralph has taken time off of the internet and y’all have spent your time writing stories on the internet about how obsessed with the internet he is.

Off with thine head and to Y'allhalla with thee, Shaytan.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

So who is feeding and cleaning up after the cat and dog while they’re gone? And do we trust Ralph to leave the AC on for them or nah.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

So who is feeding and cleaning up after the cat and dog while they’re gone? And do we trust Ralph to leave the AC on for them or nah.

Sir, Ralph has many sex offender neighbors that he can reach out to for help. Alogs lose!

Or he just dumped an entire bag of dog food on the ground. May will clean up the shit when she gets back. Ralph knows animals shit in the corner so it won't be that much work. Alogs lose again!

 

[Slobs]

proud of u ralph, 2 (TWO) whole days without tweeting!!
you CAN spend time with your family without being perpetually online after all

 

[AltisticRight]

So my three posts shamed him into quitting Twitter for a couple days?
Glad I could help.

Reminder:

Ralph needs to quit Twitter for likely 1-2 weeks, so he's less obsessed to the bird than a mutilated biological man.

 

[Hüftpriester]

you are a fat midget, walking around Lisbon in compression socks and carrying a cheap Nike women's purse. We all saw the way the Europeans were looking at you, they were disgusted.

lol, I see my observation about he compression socks got under Ralph's pig skin. He's been really boring lately, so I'm just hearing it now on KC.

Ralph, I hate to break it to you but you definitely have diabetes. Just look at you. You're an obese midget.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

May will clean up the shit when she gets back.

That dog shit on the floor is Ralph's emergency MRE to consume upon his return from an all time banger Atlantic City felting.

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

Ralph's vacation officially over

 

[InwardsStink]

Ralph's vacation officially over

And the first tweet back is to acknowledge that he never stopped reading the Farms. Hi faggot.

 

[Sam Losco]

First Tweet back was to admit on Twitter that he doxed someone.
Also "out of the office" lol

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[free_protons4u]

Oh lawd, we have hollerin'

 

[Mr. Manchester]

First Tweet back was to admit on Twitter that he doxed someone.
Also "out of the office" lol
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Thank you Ralph, we know. You can go feed Meigh a carrot or whatever horses eat.

 

[AltisticRight]

First Tweet back was to admit on Twitter that he doxed someone.
Also "out of the office" lol
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So my three posts shamed him into quitting Twitter for a couple days?
Glad I could help.
Ralph needs to quit Twitter for likely 1-2 weeks, so he's less obsessed to the bird than a mutilated biological man.

I think I just speedran my L.
Guntcoin dropping harder than an ERC-20 shitcoin.
Ralph is back on the addictive bird app!

"Out of the office"?
What office, you have no job.

 

[make_it_so]

First Tweet back was to admit on Twitter that he doxed someone.
Also "out of the office" lol

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Wait...so he's actually admitting to it? When he more than likely already knows the guy has filed a complain with PayPal?

I know the Gunt isn't the smartest guy in the world, but wow.

 

[░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓ด้้้้้็็็็็้้]

https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1536122508855877633?cxt=HHwWgoCx_Y7Ss9EqAAAA

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1536924529888579584?cxt=HHwWgMC-qfGtoNQqAAAA

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1536927058265260034?cxt=HHwWhICymYfBodQqAAAA

 

[AltisticRight]

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https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1536122508855877633?cxt=HHwWgoCx_Y7Ss9EqAAAA

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1536924529888579584?cxt=HHwWgMC-qfGtoNQqAAAA

And he wonders why people love trolling him in real life.

 

[Journoscum]

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I would say I look forward to someone doing this to Ralph the next time he does something that could potentially garner press but we all know that will never happen.

But I do know he would throw a tantrum if Warski or something said "Definitely do NOT send Twitter administration a list of your favorite racist Ethan Ralph clips!"

 

[Smarty Pants]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1536924529888579584?cxt=HHwWgMC-qfGtoNQqAAAA

Ralph are you fucking retarded? Do you think the British tabloids give a single solitary shit about a guy who does a show on a YouTube channel with less than 20k subs? I'm sure the articles will be pouring in about a leaf that will be in the UK for 2-3 days to fight in the undercard of a black guy's boxing event.

Another day another L, Ethan. If you weren't a bitch-made faggot you could've been en route back to relevancy, but all you can do is impotently seethe on Twitter.