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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 44.3%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 14 11.5%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 54 44.3%

  • Total voters
    122
Could you imagine Ralph playing poker? His face when he finds out he has a full house:
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"Oh man my cards suck actually. Hope nobody raises a lot."
This gives me a horrible mental picture on how he plays blackjack
“hahaha sorry dealer I got a BLACKJACK BABY RALPHAMALE WINS”
And then proceeds to lose everything and get mad
 
This gives me a horrible mental picture on how he plays blackjack
“hahaha sorry dealer I got a BLACKJACK BABY RALPHAMALE WINS”
And then proceeds to lose everything and get mad
"Hit me"

"But sir you have a 21 you've already won this hand"

"I SAID HIT ME YOU BROKEDICK PEDAFILE LET IT RIDE FIVE STAR DAYS KILLSTREAM BABY"

"One moment sir..." ... "Okay the floor boss said if you want another card fine." *deals* "Bust, sir."

"IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUUU GOD DEM YOU JOSH MOON"
 
Ralph: Sends British tabloids clips of Warski "I'll have you know the Bri'ish are BIG fans of the Killstream!"

Also Ralph: "Please donate money to me so I can send it to this African oops I'm cutting contact with him because he's asking about money"
Is that what happened to the Gambian Groyper? Ralph stiffed him?
Well usually Ralph would lie and try to deny it, now he's just flat out publicly admitting it so who knows. Nothing will happen. It's the retard's fault for using powerchat, and especially using it to give ralph money.
I wasn't specific enough. My apologies. I meant what is the protocol for retaliation if any if someone gives someone else your phone number? Ralph's phone number wasn't given out publicly, just to Ghost, if you believe Ralph's charges. I'm just wondering if the usual punishment for such a crime is public doxxing?
 
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Is that what happened to the Gambian Groyper? Ralph stiffed him?
Just like his GiveSendGo which he swore would go to Lawyer but the site said the donations went to Ralph, the Gambian Groyper's fundraising thing also said the funds went to Ralph.

I don't doubt the Gambian could be greedy, but I wouldn't put it past Ralph to just pocket the money. He definitely took at least a cut of it himself.
 
Ralph, I really had hoped you were able to completely unplug. It seems likely that you merely refrained from posting on twitter. Did you keep up to date about what we have been discussing? I bet you're a bit annoyed to hear about Warski. Don't worry, champ. We all know no one can put out a live event like the Ralphamale can. What is Warski going to do with a little cash and exposure? It still won't be anything compared to your Portuguese fight. Cheer up. Your future with Cozy.tv is looking bright.
 
I thought his dog was named Smoke? The white shepherd. Does he have more than one dog? This is disturbing. Ralph can't even take care of himself, I feel so bad for any innocent animals caught in this trainwreck. I always imagined this was how he cared for his cat during his travels:
Smoke is the name of his cat. His other cat is named Cleo. Tug is his only dog. Two cats, one dog.
 
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