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You can see him physically wince and hesitate when he uses the bad gamer word, especially as it’s towards an actual black person. Then he remembers daddy Nick’s watching and doubles down. Own it or don’t, Ralph. Don’t half-ass it.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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You can see him physically wince and hesitate when he uses the bad gamer word, especially as it’s towards an actual black person. Then he remembers daddy Nick’s watching and doubles down. Own it or don’t, Ralph. Don’t half-ass it.
Bepis
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Listen up, everybody! The man who got bullied out of public school is going to explain how to be cool to everyone!
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- Oct 10, 2014
Ralph, buddy, we've all seen you fight. Anyone could shove your head in a toilet. All bully fighting techniques would work on you to this day. If someone wanted to spit on their finger and shove it in your ear to give you a wet willy there is nothing you could do to stop them. If someone wanted to gently knock you to the ground and slap your gunt to give you a pink belly there's nothing to do to stop it. A 10 year old kid could jump around like he's playing doom and pelt you with spitballs until he had to go home. This kid here would just beat the fuck out of you man.
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I'd just tell anyone to be careful because he spits.
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Everyone will remember Ethan as that time a wizard turned a rotting pumpkin alive and it was an asshole
coofcops
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- Jan 29, 2021
He didn't even hit the hard-R. Without the hard-R it isn't even the gamer word.
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- Oct 6, 2021
Ralph's streams have more projection than a fucking multiplex cinema.
He's a fucking joke.
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Ralph is getting so drunk he has begun to forget what he tweets. Not even two weeks apart.
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He's right, we've never been coooool, I've never been cool! Ralph, where's all the pictures from your teens, 20s of you with friends? Where's all the pictures of you and your friends on spring break, bbqs, at parties, just hanging out after school or on summer vacation. Where's all the pictures of you and your girlfriend traveling.
Oh that's right, they don't exist. It's telling the only pictures from ralph's youth that pop up are of him alone in a shithole house as a fucking butter monster holding a cake, and mugshots.
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- Feb 4, 2020
Is Ralph really gonna play pretend he didn't model his look on TheAmazingAtheist while he was in his late 20s. Dis nigga looks like he bought his clothes in a J C Penny, niggas mom bought him his whole fucking wardrobe from a discount rail. No wonder he thinks Ralph Lauren is a flex, he was dressing in this garbage. Sad.
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- Jan 14, 2020
It's been said a thousand times but holy crap the projection coming from Ralph.
No really guys Ralph was the hippest coolest guy in high school and he still is!
Obscura539
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- Apr 6, 2022
Man, he was really just a fat shut-in neckbeard. I think this Ralph wouldn’t recognize the one we have now. He looks like the type of dude to trying to sell weed full time and make less than working part time.
smellybutthole
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Ralph is so cool he's never got his fuck on with someone he didn't meet online and then pay or drug.
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- Aug 11, 2020
Ralph is so cool and popular he thought Gator was his best friend, despite not knowing his real name.
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- Jun 12, 2021
And now nick is his best friend despite the faggot telling his entire audience that Ralph is a white trash trailer park wigger who he only likes because he's clown. Ralph has zero friends, he spent his youth getting blasted out of his mind to rid his depression from being a fat shut-in who couldn't even get negresses from twitter to fuck him for drugs. He never worked a job so he has never befriended any co-workers. He's literally the type of person that he believes we all are on kiwifarms.
Considering his obsession with social media, you'd think you would see friends from his youth pop up, get in touch with him, and engage with him. Nope. It's pretty telling the only people from his youth that popped up is a dude who told us ralph murdered a dog because he was an angry fat little cartman.
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Between college - which he failed and seemingly has no friends from, which is strange for someone so terminally online - and GooberGate what did he do?
He never talks about his period of time, ever. He has nothing to say about it or show for it - but it was his nearly 7 years of his adult life. Like it was his early to late twenties.
What was he doing?
He was a shut in. 100%, no doubt in my mind.
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Oh lordy, I feel personally alogged and attacked. I'll never recover from being associated with the FagFuck Farms
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- Nov 9, 2021
My girlfriend's brother was a fat anime dude in HS and even he has friends from that time period that he's still close with. Ralph has literally 0 friends, he just has allegiance with AF retards because they're all banded together in their rejection from normal society. I feel like Baked actually may have some real friends tho.
Ralph goes to baseball games by himself.
Ralph goes to baseball games by himself.
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- Nov 11, 2018
And do you understand Ralph, that even the lispy fag in the back of the class that got his head dunked in the toilet is laughing at you?
No matter who, even the most pathetic people can take a look at your life and think "I'm glad that's not me".