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Alexander my long lost son!
Im your father and you're a Ralphamale like me...
Whats a Ralphamale dad?
Dont worry son... i will teach you
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Alexander my long lost son!
Im your father and you're a Ralphamale like me...
Whats a Ralphamale dad?
Dont worry son... i will teach you
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- Dec 20, 2018
Damn, Rozy can't even stand to be around him, imagine how poor Xannie is gonna feel.
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- Nov 9, 2021
Literally has no friends and no family besides a drooling retard in a wheelchair he steals disability checks from
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- Jul 4, 2022
He is sooo mad about this.
No bragging, no gloating, nothing. Just a plain basic statement.
He NEVER thought this day would come, he sent what he thought was some low ball offer that would never be accepted, and he could grift off the court case "fighting" for his kid.
This should be one of the happiest moments of the last few years and he cant even bother to fake being happy about it.
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- Sep 5, 2019
If I was Xander and saw this tweet someday, it would be like a dagger through the heart. This nigger is so butthurt about having to negotiate with the Vickers clan and having to commit to a responsibility, and he canāt hide it even behind his keyboard.
Lol should have thought about that before you started knocking up teens and troons. Canāt wait for the Mantsu child support arc ā he probably wonāt even bother trying to stay in Rozyās life if itās going to cost him more than $50/month in child support.
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- Aug 16, 2019
Poor Xander. He had a happy carefree life and now heās about to be tossed to an unwashed gunt grease. Rozy at least grew up around the hollering and smells, but itās going to be a shock to the system when heās held by the underwearless sharted alcoholic whoās gunt folds container mysteries even science doesnāt want to discover
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- Sep 11, 2021
how long till he starts missing payments?
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- Jul 4, 2022
one month
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- Dec 31, 2018
Heāll stop after seeing Xander once.
āIt is what it is ah just didnāt see the point in making payments anymoreā.
His attorney probably told him he was going to burn tens of thousands to possibly get a worse deal than the vickers offered.
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- Jan 31, 2020
Child support agreement to own the haters? Love to see it. You really showed Jim Metokur and his new merchandise mocking your zero contributions, big guy. I'm tempted to call it a win, but let's just call it being a man for once in your life. Congrats.
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- Jan 30, 2021
He already has since xander was born. He has not even made one measley contribution, gift or set up a savings account. Ralph has been to Portugal twice, DC a couple of times. Vegas and Dallas and all Rozy got was a Chinese made tourist trash baby grow. Which for a baby barely last a few weeks with their growth.
smellybutthole
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- Jan 28, 2021
Did Jim sign off on this settlement? I hope Ralph didn't make a big decision without running past his internet Dad first.
Can we get a new counter for the amount of time between this agreement being made and Ralph breaking it and chimping out on twitter?
Can we get a new counter for the amount of time between this agreement being made and Ralph breaking it and chimping out on twitter?
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- Nov 9, 2021
Well he doesn't know how to plan or save and has multiple other court cases going on right now, including a civil case which god only knows what that could cost him, and now he's going to pay at least $8k in back payments plus however much every month for the next 17 years.
He'll brush it off like he has money and it doesn't bother him but there's no way. I make way more than Ralph at even his most audacious claims and if I had to pay $8k for some snot nosed little turd I barely even see, I'm pissed.
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- Sep 5, 2019
Better question: How long until he makes the first one? Itās a good thing Faith has her parents to help her financially, because I donāt think sheāll get more than excuses and threats from Ralph.
Puck
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Poor fucking kid
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- Sep 5, 2019
Mantsu isnāt allowed near him, so he wonāt be fucking just yet.
Fslur
kiwifarms.net
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āIt seems as ifā odd wording. Thereās either an agreement or not. Where is the Christ is kang chant?
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- Mar 6, 2018
*unzips Kiwifarms thread*
What's worse, the Thumbing or the Portugal beatdown? I feel like from the perspective of a kid looking for his father's antics online both are pretty awful. Any school bully would have a field day with Xander.
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- Jun 13, 2016
He's agreed to this because he's trying to avoid his financial data getting into the hands of the courts at all costs. Ralph is facing a civil suit and he's going to be trying to claim he's broke for the next decade so that he can't pay Mr. Lowry six figures. If the family court in CA got ahold of his financial data that would make it a lot easier for the civil courts in MD to do the same. (I mean Mr. Vickers might even volunteer it!) Ralph avoids this issue by just agreeing to pay a very reasonable sum voluntarily without him providing any data on his income. It also helps him try to claim he's broke because what little money he makes must go to Xander and rent.
Crashing the superchat mobile into Mr. Lowry made Ralph bend the knee, not any paternal instinct or desire to actually support his son.
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- Sep 5, 2019
Vickers is such a disappointment. He can well afford to cover Xander financially while he tries to force Ralph to pay a higher rate and thus gets his hands on financial docs. Ralph should send him and Faith flowers to say thank you for sparing him the humiliation and financial ruin. (Probably a DVRO violation though.)