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You're half right! If he can't talk about it on his White Power Hour to own the aylawgs, he doesn't care.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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I have said this from the start, the distance combined with the ill will means that Ralph will never see Xander - at least not until he is school age.
Until he can visit Ralph on the holidays, the costs, time and distances involved would be difficult for anyone to manage - never mind a fat alcoholic retard like Ralph.
The problem though is that how does he ever build up enough trust, with either the Vickers or the CA family court in order to do this? He can't shut his mouth, can't apologise, can't visit himself...
Realistically, if he wants an involvement in Xanders childhood Ralph needs to pay up, accept he will only see him on a few occasions until Xander is school age, however this will require a lot of patience and money. Ralph, catagorically, is incapable of this. I don't believe he ever will see Xander, and maybe that's what he's realising - and he doesn't want to pay up.
It's like he said at the start, he described in a Tweet how seeing his son a few times a year isn't worth the money. Confirming he doesn't love Xander, that little boy is a commodity for him - if he loved him he would pay up regardless.
If he hadn't spent his time antagonising the Vickers, maybe they would let him see Xander for extended periods making a trip more worthwhile... But since I'm a retarded redneck that jus' aynt me.
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Ralph will only visit Xannie three times max.
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That's awfully optimistic.
He'll keep using his son to grift and only visit when its good publicity, but knowing fat man
He's gonna fuck up something major soon.
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I only see him going once. Vickers are retarded, the best thing for xanax was to let ralph be ralph and not be involved, but I understand trying to get child support, which they wont get unless paypigs pay it directly to vickers. Although since he's not allowed to photograph and post pics of xander, I don't even know if he'll go once. There's no way he will travel to cali just to see xander for 2 hours twice a month, it'll be a side trip while he's in vegas if anything. He doesn't want to sign that "can't talk about my son online" deal because he wants to be able to go once, take pics, and say "see I love my son" every time people call him out for being a piece of shit. That's the only reason he would go, not because of Xander. If he cared about Xander, this wouldn't even be a topic on this subforum. He would have sent the kid a birthday gift regardless of if vickers were going to trash it or not. He'd have a bank account open for Xander saving money for him. He would be sending Xander child support regardless of what's going on with the courts. You send money, keep receipts, and when you go to court it helps your case significantly. He didn't even buy Rozy the bare essentials, meigh's parents supplied them and she drove there 9 months pregnant alone to get them. He does a good job grifting retards on twitter though.
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Depends on how well his DSP-esque "fund to see my son" grift goes. You would think his retarded audience would not support something like this but, then again, they're retarded.
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Ralph could literally stream from anywhere. If his son was important to him he could move to a more manageable distance. Heās stated he no longer cares to live in Richmond, so why not move somewhere close to be with his son?
Oh, because he doesnāt give a shit.
He is not willing to give up anything in attempt to be a parent. Even the simple act of keeping your mouth shut and ignoring tweets is too much for him and he would rather indulge in āowningā the people he will need to interact with indefinitely. These people are his sonās family. Itās infuriating that he would rather play victim on the internet to zoomers instead of doing what needs to be done.
How long until Ralphās audience grows up and recognize Ralph for what he really is?
Oh, because he doesnāt give a shit.
He is not willing to give up anything in attempt to be a parent. Even the simple act of keeping your mouth shut and ignoring tweets is too much for him and he would rather indulge in āowningā the people he will need to interact with indefinitely. These people are his sonās family. Itās infuriating that he would rather play victim on the internet to zoomers instead of doing what needs to be done.
How long until Ralphās audience grows up and recognize Ralph for what he really is?
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Many have suggested Vegas in the past as a compromise but even that is a stretch. He'll find any reason he can muster to avoid paying for his son hence the proposed grifting fund to see his kid because we all know that he wouldn't use that money on Xander and instead waste it on casinos, liquor, weed and prostitutes in the process. Hope Xander likes dirty poker chip souvenirs!
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Rand had an ammo crate fall on his head and screams about the Jews, Gator is running around anime conventions wearing a Metokur hat, Flamenco is a pedophile weird anime porn coomer, and a few other cohosts turned out to be schizo murderers (waiting on BigTech to drop a body tbh). Thatās who Ralph attracts as fans. Theyāre living vicariously through Ralph. There is no growing up for them. Theyāre stuck, mentally stunted to a degree. Anyone who had any sense fled the ship a long time ago like Nora or Zidane.
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Ralphasisters, I don't feel so good...
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I look forward to it too, Ralph.
How many people here, anywhere really, have told you to just stop tweeting retarded shit about Vickers shit? That's really the only thing that you have to do to avoid legal fees. It makes Mr. Vickers happy when you do shit like that because he can waddle to his lawyer and force you to waddle to yours. He also gets twitter attention which he loves. Just hands him a free W you dumb fuck.
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Because violating your DVRO for a third time in 6 weeks is going to look great on you.
Who's ready for a new cow? Chris is off to a facility and theres a better than zero chance Gunt is off to serve the rest of his suspended sentence.
EDIT: Here he goes with his "constituitional right" to respond again. That right was taken from you with the DVRO you fucking retard.
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This is Ralphās 4-D chess to avoid ever supporting his son. He announces he has come to an agreement to pay child support, never actually finalized the paper work or pays a cent, then harasses and insults Faith to blow up it all up since he never intended to pay anything to support Alex Vickers.Ralph is on one
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He will now pretend he totally was going to pay a nominal sum to support his son but those darn dirty Vickers ruined it. He just got tired of being made fun of for being a dead beat and figured this was the easiest way to try and refute it without actually ever paying a dime to his sonās mother.
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Xander Gator Ralph.
Are you feeling it now, Ralphasisters?
Are you feeling it now, Ralphasisters?
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It's a very obvious play that only retards like the Vickers would have not seen coming. This is why if they weren't total retards they would have gone through the courts in the first place and not "work out a deal on their own". They will never see a single cent from Ralph, he will keep weasling out of it for the next 5 years of his life until he dies.
Also I totally believe he wanted to give his son the middle name Gator, he named his daughter after Nick Fuentes streaming platform afterall.
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Cope, Ralph. Now Wikipedia is your blood enemy.
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Most people also don't have their page removed for being a nothingtrashburger if they do have a page Ralph.
Also most people go their whole lives not having a wiki page at all because they don't consistently light their reputation on fire.
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What is up with that jdanks guy, why does he dangle off Ralph's nuts every tweet? He looks like he'd smell like a filthy ashtray and a moldy apartment.Ralph is on one
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