🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Ralph, If Null was curb stomped to death on livestream tomorrow and KF was down forever your life would not improve at all. You will still wake up massively obese, a felon, addicted to booze, dating a man faced pedophile and paying Vickers child support until you inevitably overdose. Nothing would be fixed. Alogs would just move to twitter or lolcow farms and keep trolling you.
itll be funny when all his posts have tons of socks posting his unsightly distended gunt and shriveled micropeen though
 
Most recent Ralph bookmarks:
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He did not have bookmarks like this before, this used to be completely cleared out as a private window, but Ralph defeated the purpose of fresh, private windows by using bookmarks on it anyways.
 
Most recent Ralph bookmarks:
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He did not have bookmarks like this before, this used to be completely cleared out as a private window, but Ralph defeated the purpose of fresh, private windows by using bookmarks on it anyways.
convertcase.net which opens with "Accidentally left the caps lock on and typed something, but can't be bothered to start again and retype it all?" so essentially Ralph's using a website to fix his pighooves hollerin' on the keyboard back to normal speech? Why else would you need that?

Also is he having Alienware problems again? Hmm!
 
He better buy another new one. I'm sure the next overpriced prebuilt (with case made from only the finest child's toy-grade plastic) will fix his problems. Better get the version with the 3080 too, or people might think he's poor.
at least you don't have to pay for heating in the winter if you own a retard machine.
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I wonder if Ralph even realizes the thermal throttling hell he's in for using an Alienware prebuilt in Florida after the move. Gonna need extra cooling in the studio.
between florida and smoking cigars next to it, it's going to be a legitimate fire hazard. Nothing improves thermals like a half inch layer of tar and dust insulating components and blocking what little airflow that abomination of a case has
 
The fucking comments are a laugh riot, people loling it up and shit posting about shit smelling trannys, YWNBAW posts from TERFS, people blaming "the patriarchy" people quoting the fucking Protocols of the Elders of Zion :story:
I don't think that article had the effect the author intended, I'm amazed they haven't deleted the comments.
THEY'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
 
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This is the aspect of Ralph that really makes me think he did swap souls with Chris. Two possible scenarios: The real Ralph is going insane in prison in the body of the mother-rapist while Chris has assimilated Ralph's memories and is applying his personality and actions to them

Or Chris' soul merged with Ralph and this is a Ralph-Chris hybrid while Chris' body is a shell.
Well lucky for Sandra, the Sonichu demon possessed Ralph cannot rape her.
That's if Ralph wasn't lying about her being cremated.

Most recent Ralph bookmarks:
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What's that, Alienware? I see Ethan, your compted $3500 nigger-rig is overheating again. If only you had a tech savvy compsci graduate to help you fix these issues.
 
I wonder if Ralph even realizes the thermal throttling hell he's in for using an Alienware prebuilt in Florida after the move. Gonna need extra cooling in the studio.
I used to wonder what the fuck kind of absolute retard buys these things and now I know.
What's that, Alienware? I see Ethan, your compted $3500 nigger-rig is overheating again. If only you had a tech savvy compsci graduate to help you fix these issues.
Mine works better and I just built the "mid-range" bucket of crap of the day on pcpartpicker (with a couple changes based on suggestions from kiwis) and it cost less than the video card in that piece of junk.
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Is Alienware actually getting worse than it always was?
 
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I used to wonder what the fuck kind of absolute retard buys these things and now I know.
The sad part is there are good prebuilt companies out there, Ralph is just a fat retard who went for the most normie-tier "gamer" branded one. For god's sake, some of them don't even use actual tempered glass for the panels, they use acrylic. My $70 budget case has both better air flow and tempered glass panels than an Alienware. I'm going to stop sperging about this now.
 
I used to wonder what the fuck kind of absolute retard buys these things and now I know.

Mine works better and I just built the "mid-range" bucket of crap of the day on pcpartpicker (with a couple changes based on suggestions from kiwis) and it cost less than the video card in that piece of junk.

Is Alienware actually getting worse than it always was?
WAY back in the day, just after the takeover, I bought an Alienware laptop. It was still their old design, but it was Dell made. And it arrived 100% mis-specced. Wrong (worse) screen, lower memory, wrong system board near as we could figure.

I called up the support, which was still at the old Alienware offices. Those guys were hilarious, they all had open contempt for Dell and made sure I got the right hardware all replaced on their dime. "Yeah, the Texas guys keep screwing up like this," was the refreshingly honest refrain. I don't think it's gotten any better.
 
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