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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 340 92.9%

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gotta hand it to him, that is exactly how I imagine Ralph would handle any sort of public confrontation.

moments before getting the shit beat out of him, anyway.
We have evidence in that in Portugal 2. He was told Cog was waiting around the corner. Cog said on stream he wasn't going to confront Gunt. Gunt goes around the corner and attacks Cog, then gets floored multiple times by Dan.
 
"a real Ralphamale" that's just another word for being a white trash wigger.
Honestly though compare Nick throwing soda at some nigger to Ralph's response to getting attacked at bowling. Who's the real Ralphamale? Nick's display was pathetic but he unironically showed bigger balls than Ralph, if not by much. What I really wonder if there was some big guys just out of sight to keep stuff from escalating because Nick's behavior looks like a real good way to get your ass kicked.
 
As far as I can recall, throwing drinks is somewhat of a bitch move generally done by catty scorned women who need to do something provocative that would be enough to come to blows if it were mano a mano, but not quite enough to justify slapping a bitch. If that’s Ralphamale lyf, then I guess that’s just how it be. Remind me never to cross Ethan Ralph, confirmed mother killer and child twitter masturbator.

I just know Ralph’s vision of ā€œstomping outā€ someone is that typical WWE beat down where someone is down on the floor in the ring and some steroid/spandex fags are just whaling on the mat, hanging on to the side ropes and stamping the canvas whilst the guy on the floor pretends to writhe in pain and hides his erection.
 
I just know Ralph’s vision of ā€œstomping outā€ someone is that typical WWE beat down where someone is down on the floor in the ring and some steroid/spandex fags are just whaling on the mat, hanging on to the side ropes and stamping the canvas whilst the guy on the floor pretends to writhe in pain and hides his erection.
Sorta like what Ralph allegedly did to that guy with the weak forearm at the bowling thing when security dragged him off and had him held down.
 
Ralph is short, morbidly obese, low IQ, whimpers, small dicked, bad smelling, objectively unattractive, has a grating personality, cannot defend himself in a fight (even against a woman), always inebriated, and the only semi-attractive women he has sex with are the ones he pays for.

He is, in a word, ralphamale.
 
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Trouble in paradise?
 
"It was like Brutus tripped over his own toga"
JCaesar187 really has a fixation on his grade school level understanding of ancient history.

"A quote from the source gives you a little flavor"
Ralph's writing is so bad it's like Vogon poetry.
ā€œAh so yeah I decided to *looks at thesaurus app* recrudescence my writing brilliance with this blog post to *checks thesaurus app* promulgate the knowledge that Milo has been *checks app* surreptitiously betrayed. Now I know how socking this may be, but I a legendary report of the Gamergate era and author of the killstream must report this *checks app* solemn affair to you allā€
 
"It was like Brutus tripped over his own toga"
JCaesar187 really has a fixation on his grade school level understanding of ancient history.
That reminds me of the Metokur/Fuentes debate where Jim made some tortured analogy about Nick not going in the Capital on Jan 6th being like "Spartacus slipping on his sandals." Nick then inadvertenly bailed him out by being a dumbass who didn't know who Spartacus was.

More proof as if any was needed that Ralph still subconsciously loves his internet daddy.
 
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