🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I think you're being sarcastic but I have never ever heard someone refer to that as a Benzo. I didn't even understand the tweet until someone said he's likely referring to a Mercedes.

You've never heard Fuck the Police, High all the Time, or What's the Difference?

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

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Gator confirms.

Dopamine withdrawal is real, twitter is like crack to a certain type of person.

Pride comes before the fall lmao!

 

[AltisticRight]

You've never heard Fuck the Police, High all the Time, or What's the Difference?

I don't listen to nigger music so really no. Those phrases make sense alone, calling a Benz a fucking Benzo doesn't.
Adding the letter O at the end to force a rhyme, typical raptrash. That's just a step up from rhyming words with themselves.

 

[MeltyTW]

I don't listen to nigger music so really no. Those phrases make sense alone, calling a Benz a fucking Benzo doesn't.
Adding the letter O at the end to force a rhyme, typical raptrash. That's just a step up from rhyming words with themselves.

its dr seuss shit, it probably wouldnt be as bad if it didnt immediately make you think of pretty much anything except a car.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I don't listen to nigger music so really no. Those phrases make sense alone, calling a Benz a fucking Benzo doesn't.
Adding the letter O at the end to force a rhyme, typical raptrash. That's just a step up from rhyming words with themselves.

Ok but everyone else has heard those songs and know it's not completely unheard of to call a Benz a Benzo. Just because you're a fag and haven't heard several classic hip-hop songs doesn't mean everyone is.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph can’t even hold a W for a day before taking an L.

 

[Marche]

Are you retards seriously pretending like you've never heard someone refer to a Mercedes-Benz as a "Benzo" before?

Jeremy Clarkson has never called it a Benzo.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Jeremy Clarkson has never called it a Benzo.

True, but my boi Jezza has prob never been cruising down the street in Eazy E’s six four, jockin the bitches, slappin the hos, so he’s not proficient in late 80s East LA linguistics.
To bring this back to Ralph lol, I’d hope one of his west Memphis negro mentors exposed him to some nwa and hence the outdated, nwa benzo reference.

 

[deeman]

Ok but everyone else has heard those songs and know it's not completely unheard of to call a Benz a Benzo. Just because you're a fag and haven't heard several classic hip-hop songs doesn't mean everyone is.

I can't speak for you Americans, but as somebody already said, Merc or benz is what people call the car, and benzo is a handfull of "Don't give a fuck". They are both pretty fun to ride, but there is quite a difference in price.

And i don't know if you got the same variety of 'em as over here, so it's much easier to call it benzo than xannies or whatevs, since there are so many variations.

 

[Booby Jones]

I can't speak for you Americans, but as somebody already said, Merc or benz is what people call the car, and benzo is a handfull of "Don't give a fuck". They are both pretty fun to ride, but there is quite a difference in price.

And i don't know if you got the same variety of 'em as over here, so it's much easier to call it benzo than xannies or whatevs, since there are so many variations.

I grew up around MANY a wigger in the US of A and never once heard benzo instead benz in reference to the vehicle.

 

[Arcturus]

Anyone know who someone named Jennifer Pfaff might be? Was that the Loveisa4letterword lady? In Ralph's last Telegram post about PPP threatening Baked or whatever, someone named Jennifer Pfaff has been saying some weird shit in the comments section. Mostly sexual history related and something about Only Fans. She said that Ralph helped her through a hard time a while back and that he'd never kick her. Can't post screenshots right now but it's gotten up to like 80 comments with her going back and forth with groypers. Could be interesting if someone wanted to look further.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph can’t even hold a W for a day before taking an L.

and lets be honest, most "w"s are people just desperate to move on from ralph and kick down on someone new. which i personally dont get. if the killstream was just me sitting in a corner with ralph watching him cry and nothing else as i could take my time and eternally torture him id be happy as a clam.

Ok but everyone else has heard those songs and know it's not completely unheard of to call a Benz a Benzo. Just because you're a fag and haven't heard several classic hip-hop songs doesn't mean everyone is.

i think you gain 13 percent more melanin each instance you call a car something like that.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralphamale total victory denied!

This is the best part about laughing along with Ralph as his own autistic Alogs take Ls, he always steps on a rake along the way. It's even sweeter that way!

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

Ok but everyone else has heard those songs and know it's not completely unheard of to call a Benz a Benzo. Just because you're a fag and haven't heard several classic hip-hop songs doesn't mean everyone is.

Yes, we are fags for not listening to niggaboo hippedy hoppedy songs just so we are able translate what a west memphis wigger is saying while he is junked up on makers mark and painkillers

 

[buttmunch]

No way guys its still a ralphamale W, pedo pants flagging his revenge porn tweet was totally part of the work, trust in the plan my niggerino's

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Shouldn’t this thread be marked “inactive” for a week due to Gunt’s 1 week Twitter ban?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph in twitter jail means he’s going to be drunker and more hollering than usual with more activity from Meigh’s account

 

[Salvatore Leone]

He’ll just go back to poast or fire up his socks here. No way he can handle Twitter jail cold turkey. Or he could spin this into a win/win by saying he wanted a break actually so he could do Lisbon 3 this week.

If he's truly unhinged, he will proxy tweet via Meigh's account.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Anyone know who someone named Jennifer Pfaff might be? Was that the Loveisa4letterword lady? In Ralph's last Telegram post about PPP threatening Baked or whatever, someone named Jennifer Pfaff has been saying some weird shit in the comments section. Mostly sexual history related and something about Only Fans. She said that Ralph helped her through a hard time a while back and that he'd never kick her. Can't post screenshots right now but it's gotten up to like 80 comments with her going back and forth with groypers. Could be interesting if someone wanted to look further.

I don't use telegram but Luv is 4 letter word is Jen Crosby, not Pfaff. Though being a huge paypig and having her details leaked meant she started using pseudonyms. If you could post screens I'd be interested in seeing the details.

Edit:
Found who is likely in the telegram

Judging by her twitter she seems absolutely batshit insane https://twitter.com/Ms_sparkletits

Definitely her as she follows several retarded Internet pandhandlers in this corner of the internet.

T/A

She's absolutely batshit and is very obviously a crazy and desperate fat bitch who almost certainly is active in many gay discords and telegrams looking for cyber dick, I wouldn't be surprised if she's in BP chat as well.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Ralph's Twitter account has been banned for a week at minimum, it's possible it may be longer.

If Ralph has not blocked you and you are feeling brave you can reply to his tweets with anything you want things such as Adrienne Blair, Faith Vickers, Ralph's revenge porn case, unflattering pics of the gunt and his horse bride anything he would usually block you for should not get you blocked until he gets unbanned.

I'm sure there will be some spicy/creative replies on his latest tweets.


Edit: One thing to note I'm not sure how long or if Ralph has the ability to delete them while being blocked but if he doesn't, I'm pretty sure all the salacious replies will be up for an extended period of time.