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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 55 43.7%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 15 11.9%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 56 44.4%
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Beavis said:
If Ralph is let back on twitter he'll be on a short leash and will probably get banned after getting drunk or high and hollaring at vickers or someone else. Dumb dumb Fuentes couldn't last 24 hours before getting himself banned again.
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Yeah that is the system on these platforms. And ain't this already 2nd time he has been banned. Repeat offenders get monitored in harsher light. Just like in Facebook first 24 hour ban is harder to get than any following ones.
Though might depend on the charge I think I got my first for terrorism related stuff and next came from open shirt because I am too fucking sexy. Hour after first ban ended :biggrin:
 
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Ghost of Guntmas Past said:
Like many pedophiles, Ali seems to hold some political power for some ungodly reason. He did the same thing announcing his own account being unsuspended. He has contacts at Twitter and is it really a surprise, look at who Elon kept at Twitter.
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Ali has been using his Daddy's money to try and LARP as a "angel investor" or real estate investor or whatever. He's just an ugly, lonely fat kid with a rich parents but all their money does buy him access to lots of bullshit.

He's so sad he was born so brown, muslim and ugly instead pasty, baptist and ugly like Ralph. It's very nice of him to spend his immigrant pajeets parent's money to further the cause of White Christian identity politics in the USA. Im sure white nationalists are shocked at what an untapped resource self-hating brown people were for the movement. They thought they just needed to kick brown muslims out of the country, but it's even better if they get their money and support for doing so.

You really need to give Texas credit for turning out a muslim pajeet this hungry for WASP validation.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Ali has been using his Daddy's money to try and LARP as a "angel investor" or real estate investor or whatever. He's just an ugly, lonely fat kid with a rich parents but all their money does buy him access to lots of bullshit.

He's so sad he was born so brown, muslim and ugly instead pasty, baptist and ugly like Ralph. It's very nice of him to spend his immigrant pajeets parent's money to further the cause of White Christian identity politics in the USA. Im sure white nationalists are shocked at what an untapped resource self-hating brown people were for the movement. They thought they just needed to kick brown muslims out of the country, but it's even better if they get their money and support for doing so.

You really need to give Texas credit for turning out a muslim pajeet this hungry for WASP validation.
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Wrong Ali - Ali Alexander (piranha, Sammy gayvis junior) is the Ali being referenced.
 
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Ralph is stating he is getting his account back today. Major Ralph W!

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I hope Ralph get's his twitter back, and ethics in a-logging aside, I think it can still be funny when lolcows get their twitter accounts temporarily suspended.

They go stir crazy then say and do dumb shit. This came up not long ago in Fatrick Tomlinson's thread when he most recently got suspended from twitter. He was on suicide watch for a few days, and while the content slowed down, it was a refreshing change of pace.

Hopefully Ralph get's his twitter back soon and it doesn't permanently retire until he does. Ralph is the king of corntent for a reason, and his twitter L was just a temporary set back.
 
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Humongous Faggotous said:
Wrong Ali - Ali Alexander (piranha, Sammy gayvis junior) is the Ali being referenced.
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Oh, well that makes this brag far more unbelievable. I could at least believe Ali Jamal's parent's money, and pajeet connections, might give him some access that could help Ralph. The white nationalist point still stands, Negro Ali is brown and ugly, but he doesn't have rich pajeet muslim parents.

I can offer no explanation for Ali Alexander having access to anything at Twitter that would help Ralph. He's a burning trash fire of mental illness but the extreme right really wanted token negros a few years ago. But he was discarded, and disowned, two years ago for being a untrustworthy, mentally ill negro. I think Ralph is so desperate he would believe anyone promising the return of his beloved Twitter account, even a mentally ill bridge burner like Ali A.

I don't care if Gunt has a twitter account or not, but watching him be suicidal over it's loss has been hilarious. His suicide baiting over Twitter just like he does with his girlfriends. I hope he can afford that $11 a month if Twitter gives him the account back over fear they will be accused of cyber bullying Ralph to death if he OD's.
 
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A Real Munson said:
I hope Ralph get's his twitter back, and ethics in a-logging aside, I think it can still be funny when lolcows get their twitter accounts temporarily suspended.

They go stir crazy then say and do dumb shit. This came up not long ago in Fatrick Tomlinson's thread when he most recently got suspended from twitter. He was on suicide watch for a few days, and while the content slowed down, it was a refreshing change of pace.

Hopefully Ralph get's his twitter back soon and it doesn't permanently retire until he does. Ralph is the king of corntent for a reason, and his twitter L was just a temporary set back.
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plus we have less ralph posts to help in between him fucking up major. didnt expect hed be this obsessed with staying on a left wing platform
 
Mango Cobra said:
I'd say mockery and pity from women is his greatest weakness. I've never seen him so angry as when a woman laughs at him.
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I would disagree so far in that I think Ralph hates women because he in all ways views them as subhuman. He's not kidding when he says he views women as sex objects. It's the mockery and pity from men that really drives him up the fucking wall. A woman turns him down or leaves him? Well WHATEVA her PUSSY WAS LOOSE ANYWAYS, and after the initial lashing out (which does have varying levels of severity) he's usually done unless there's ongoing beef. Mockery and pity from men however absolutely destroys, and he will spend years spitting vitriol at men who he's perceived as having slighted him or who have straight up attacked him outright. He will be crying about DADDEH JEEM and DAT DANG PEDO JAWSHUA MOON until the moment he dies. His kids and his baby mamas would be lucky to take up a fraction of his thoughts in his last moments
 
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I predict nothing will happen to his twitter at least til Monday. If he has Dax over he'll have less time to seethe and drive himself insane. Dax will provide some amount of distraction. But starting Monday he'll be back on his own. Sober and level headed Ralph is extremely careful when he is on twitter. He watches over it like over most precious and fragile thing ever. Sadly for him, he gets emotional, overwhelmed, extremely drunk and insane on regular basis so he will say something and earn same treatment as Fuentes and Kanye.

I'm hearing him say Dax may not come tho. Guess we'll see
 
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SilkyJohnson said:
Ralph is in dire need of W in the vast ocean of L's he's found himself in this past week.

Personally, I hope he gets one. He is funniest when he is riding on a high and the bravado turned up to 11.

I fully expect a cigar to be lit and the champagne popped if his Twitter account gets resurrected.
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I used to disagree with this to an extent, but that groidcollide team winning the superbowl really was one of the best catalysts for his self destruction I've ever witnessed.
I love Gawd's plan.
 
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Booby Jones said:
I used to disagree with this to an extent, but that groidcollide team winning the superbowl really was one of the best catalysts for his self destruction I've ever witnessed.
I love Gawd's plan.
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Hey now, that was a team that any self-respecting user of Kiwi farms would be rooting for, simply because one of their players is named Sneed (Formerly Chuck). Its the one thing I can't blame Ralph for - He actually had a good taste in teams this time around.
 
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