🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SpergioLeonne]

"Everything I Don't Like Is A Grift"

I’m like the last person to call everything I don’t like a grift. Click on my post history and search for the word.

I genuinely enjoyed the first like ten installments, but around there I started to get embarrassed playing them in the car with my wife around cause it just suddenly turned to shit.

It’s a grift when you hit on something successful, then you fuck the formula to death to drag it out for multiple years and 72 videos between 35 and 45 minutes in length instead of keeping the quality and pacing consistent and moving on to do a good job on something else.

If there’s anyone who can’t see what I’m pointing at here, ok. I guess there’s people out there who actually play Raid: Shadow Legends, too. I can’t save you.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I’m like the last person to call everything I don’t like a grift. Click on my post history and search for the word.

I genuinely enjoyed the first like ten installments, but around there I started to get embarrassed playing them in the car with my wife around cause it just suddenly turned to shit.

It’s a grift when you hit on something successful, then you fuck the formula to death to drag it out for multiple years and 72 videos between 35 and 45 minutes in length instead of keeping the quality and pacing consistent and moving on to do a good job on something else.

If there’s anyone who can’t see what I’m pointing at here, ok. I guess there’s people out there who actually play Raid: Shadow Legends, too. I can’t save you.

You do realise Chris Chan became more documented as time went on right? Of course it would only take 2-3 episodes to get to 2007, his retarded antics attracted more attention as time went on. And as soon as he was recognised by ED the interest in him went up exponentially.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You do realise Chris Chan became more documented as time went on right? Of course it would only take 2-3 episodes to get to 2007, his retarded antics attracted more attention as time went on. And as soon as he was recognised by ED the interest in him went up exponentially.

By the time he trooned out, most of the classic content was done. No more pickles stealing his date, no more liquid Chris, no more Parappa the Rapper.

37 out of 72 episodes are post trooning, so it’ll be 45 minutes per episode of glorifying some copycat ween failing to artificially recreate the magic.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

By the time he trooned out, most of the classic content was done. No more pickles stealing his date, no more liquid Chris, no more Parappa the Rapper.

37 out of 72 episodes are post trooning, so it’ll be 45 minutes per episode of glorifying some copycat ween failing to artificially recreate the magic.

Fellas, fellas. I beseech you to stay on topic and discuss a different fat internet-addicted retard.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Ralph's the new Chris Chan?
Well, I wouldn't put sticking his dick in Sandra's ashes out of the realm of possibility.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

I found a interesting article about how the potency of Xanax is increased by alcohol.
Link Archive

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chronic vertigo might just get Ralph to kill himself. It’s about as close to hell on earth as he’s experienced.

 

[JustStopDude]

Chronic vertigo might just get Ralph to kill himself. It’s about as close to hell on earth as he’s experienced.

How would he notice?

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Her laugh is sooooo fucking fake lmao.

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Nostradamus himself could not have predicted a future where Nirvana call it quits, prior to recording Nevermind, and a young Dave Grohl is forced to make ends meet by working as a transsexual rent boy.

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

I really wish Ralph would die already and this forum sektur be closed

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How would he notice?

I hope you’ve never had the spins after imbibing too much but it’s been 25 years since it happened to me and I still vividly remember the misery. He wouldn’t be able to sit up without puking.

 

[Polyboros2]

Ralph's the new Chris Chan?
Well, I wouldn't put sticking his dick in Sandra's ashes out of the realm of possibility.

When Ralph recorded Chris's arrest for mother fucking, the autism demon that had been possessing Chris transferred to Ralph's body and conceived Rozy, keep up with the official lore.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

When Ralph recorded Chris's arrest for mother fucking, the autism demon that had been possessing Chris transferred to Ralph's body and conceived Rozy, keep up with the official lore.

"And I looked, and there was Death, and he was riding a pedophile horse oinking to the blazing skies above."

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I hope you’ve never had the spins after imbibing too much but it’s been 25 years since it happened to me and I still vividly remember the misery. He wouldn’t be able to sit up without puking.

Yeah, I can confirm that the only two good things about being that drunk are 1) you're too stupid to properly experience pain, terror, embarrassment or nausea and 2) most of the time you won't remember it the next day.

If Ralph is very lucky he'll die suddenly, but if he's just a little less lucky he'll manage to give himself so much brain damage he'll live life on permanent NPC mode and no longer have any internal experience. I'm curious to find out if he will still be able to rage and sob after chemically lobotomizing himself.

In any case, he's just a fat retard that regularly gets mad and shits his pants online. Here's to more figurative and literal ass blasting!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Ralph is very lucky he'll die suddenly, but if he's just a little less lucky he'll manage to give himself so much brain damage he'll live life on permanent NPC mode and no longer have any internal experience. I'm curious to find out if he will still be able to rage and sob after chemically lobotomizing himself.

It would be delightful if Ralph ended up living out his fat days in a Mexican nursing home that makes Evan’s look like the Ritz-Carlton.

 

[darkprince56]

Didn't he try to make Rozy give the finger two streams ago? Ralph is such a queer.

Yes, he did.

 

[Die For Me!]

I really wish Ralph would die already and this forum sektur be closed

The gunt dying will be like one of those beached whales getting popped— way too much cleanup for this board to just be shut down, board will probably just be renamed to the Gunt-O Sphere and be left to document all the lives Ralph has completely trashed during his any% speedrun to hell.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That poor baby having Ralph‘s used tampon breath right in her face. I bet he doesn’t even own a toothbrush.

 

[darkprince56]

"I have no impulse control"
In Vino Veritas

he's so fucked up he looks like he had a stroke and only one side of his face is working!

It’s ok muh Mexican doctor gave me a prescription.

He just loves his amazing rapper lifestyle & being married to his horse you guise! He's so proud to call this lolicon "mah waife" that not a day has gone by since his marriage where he hasn't tried to escape in futility this hell of his own making by imbibing mind-altering substances.

 

[EyeGuy]

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