🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

It's even worse than that.
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Site is recovering, I can't post pics yet.
"No. I'm not gonna disavow the guy who got me back on Twitter. Would take a lot more than that!"
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Raging at Harry at 6 AM
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He lied, he streamed for 2.5 hours with about 250 viewers.

"I ain't no role model, teach your own kids"

Sir, my kids were molested by Ali Alexander.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"I ain't no role model, teach your own kids"

Sir, my kids were molested by Ali Alexander.

He’s thisclose to admitting he groomed both Nora and Faith. “If yew don’t want yer whore kids violated, teach ‘em how not to get big leagued by predators. It ain’t my job to educate yer slut children. Hell, my proudest accomplishment is that I ain’t never had a job in my life. I ain’t about to start working for YEW now, and not fer free.”

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

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[Waifu Days]

His latest tweets are getting more self delusional than usual.

FYI - No one was clamoring for another danger hair lesbian playing games on the Internet.

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[Muppetstudios]

Rozy took her first step while Ralph still needs to take all 12


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[SargonF00t]

Rozy took her first step while Ralph still needs to take all 12

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That tweet is almost assuredly a lie.

Rozy probably took her first step a week ago, the tweet is just referring to the first step he saw.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

That tweet is almost assuredly a lie.

Rozy probably took her first step a week ago, the tweet is just referring to the first step he saw.

Rozy was supposedly rearranging chairs like in a Zelda puzzle a few months back. Was she doing that in a crawl?

 

[GaryGray]

I'll take that bet Ralph!

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If gambling sites don't already allow for custom bets they should. If the pot is small charge a flat fee and if it is large charge a percentage. They could make a killing letting fools set up side bets on everything from celebrity baby names to dead pools.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Rozy took her first step while Ralph still needs to take all 12

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Poor kid never had a chance. I have a kid that was born within a week of Rozy who has been walking for several months now. Your kid is retarded bro.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Rozy took her first step while Ralph still needs to take all 12

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“May woke me up from a xan nap to tell me Rozy took her first step a couple hours ago”

 

[buttmunch]

His latest tweets are getting more self delusional than usual.

FYI - No one was clamoring for another danger hair lesbian playing games on the Internet.

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Cant believe the dishonest advertising here, smgdfh it is current year ralph, sober spring

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That tweet is almost assuredly a lie.

Rozy probably took her first step a week ago, the tweet is just referring to the first step he saw.

That kid is already trying to run away.

 

[Fannyscum]

Complete wholesomeness! Meigh looks more like Digibro than ever before here and is still wearing a men's Ralphamania t-shirt. ReRollzy looks afraid of the fat blue-haired screaming lesbian and Ralph sounds completely wasted. Christ is KANG!

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[Sicko Hunter]

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Daddy's had too much dizzy water again, just ignore him

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

and is still wearing a men's Ralphamania t-shirt.

She has 6 shirts and 4 of them are Ralph Merch. yikes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love how Rozy avoids all eye contact with Ralph and also looks in his direction with utter disdain and disgust. I like this kid.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I love how Rozy avoids all eye contact with Ralph and also looks in his direction with utter disdain and disgust. I like this kid.

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bug bite, bump, or xanny bop?

 

[An automatic clown]

I won't alog a baby but those are two unfortunate looking people

 

[GreenTips]

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bug bite, bump, or xanny bop?

That's Ethan Ralph without a beard.