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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Begemot said:
Why wouldn't he have a bank account? Is it due to his purported politics?
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No clue, he was exposed on camera more than once using Sandra and Meigh's debit cards. All of his donotions go into Amanda's paypal, he used Amanda and Harry to shop on Amazon, pay for airline tickets, rent apartments.

He got very embarrassed when the uber driver asked if he was Sandra on camera. I think it's just because he was a lazy almost 40 year old neet who lived with mommy and was never employed.
 
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KneeLengthCock said:
1. This is 100% a work. These 2 white trash idiots are trying to hustle for donos, in a few days or a week there will be a miraculous "reconciliation, " and then Hog boy will do a Truffle shuffle over his haterz being owned.

2. Rozy never had a chance. While success is a combination of nature and nurture, nature only goes so far when your gene pool is a stagnant bog.
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That's the thing though, does a man so ruled by impulse like Ralph really do 'works'? He only said that to save face because he got chucked off the plane. He only ever seems to reveal this genius Machiavellian intelligence when it explains how the humiliating fuck-up that never had to occur and that everybody saw was never a fuck-up. He only seems to act duplicitously if it serves him retroactively.

If May took the baby without his permission, he would be doing what he did last time and accusing her of stealing his daughter. So based on his past behavior, he's overreacting to some arrangement or it's...true?

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I guess we got confirmation from daddy. Anyone have a guess which plane she's on?
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The replies are merely optimistic and somebody says it's fake and gay. It's not clear what they're referring to.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Seriously, he acts like he didn’t grow up in America and doesn’t know the climate in NY. Does he really think it’s scorching with humidity in the city while there are blizzards upstate in July?
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I mean he is from West Memphis so he might as well be from a third world country. Can’t expect him to know much.

ETA: He’s also fat, dumb, and a drug addict so there is that too.
 
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Vect said:
That's the thing though, does a man so ruled by impulse like Ralph really do 'works'? He only said that to save face because he got chucked off the plane. He only ever seems to reveal this genius Machiavellian intelligence when it explains how the humiliating fuck-up that never had to occur and that everybody saw was never a fuck-up. He only seems to act duplicitously if it serves him retroactively.

If May took the baby without his permission, he would be doing what he did last time and accusing her of stealing his daughter. So based on his past behavior, he's overreacting to some arrangement or it's...true?


The replies are merely optimistic and somebody says it's fake and gay. It's not clear what they're referring to.
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Ralph claimed that May picked her dad over Him due to Harry's money. If this is a kayfabe Harry would be able to just come out and say he hasn't spoken to May and he doesn't know what Ralph is talking about. Unless for some weird reason Harry is going along with Ralph's kayfabe, I'm starting to be convinced it's real.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Seriously, he acts like he didn’t grow up in America and doesn’t know the climate in NY. Does he really think it’s scorching with humidity in the city while there are blizzards upstate in July?
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TBF, my uncle died in October, and we had to wait until early June to bury his ashes in the family plot in the Finger Lakes. They were still getting snow storms 2 weeks before. Summer is gorgeous, but winter is long there.
 
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Gonna put my 2 cent in and say they're out of money, she's going back to take advantage of Daddy for some $$$ while Ralph guilts his pay piglets into "supporting him", then in a month at most she'll be back, they'll be bad mouthing Harry and calling it all a work.

They're both horrifically bad people, unless proven otherwise I'll always assume they're trying to feed their addictions by using the people who have any faith in them.
 
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KebabShopSauce said:
Here's what happened: Gunt went out to celebrate his court W and got fucked up on drugs. He has to pass a drugs test to see his guntling which he will now fail, so he needs an excuse not to go to visitation that he thinks can't be used against him.

He'll go back to Mexico and skip the visit claiming the big sad about her leaving him and they'll be "back together" within a few days.
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You see, the issue with this strategy is that it requires the individual attemtping it to have both an understanding of their current state and surroundings, and the ability to perceive future events that are likely to occur.

Both of which The Gunt lacks.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
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Meigh now has a snake emoji in her twitter name.
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It would be unbelievably funny if Ralph puts himself as using May's account as a sock to shit talk FaiFai by throwing a shit fit in the death throws of his failed marriage.

Seeing a lot of people here talking about "da werk" as if the last "werk" was some thing Ralph actually planned and played out instead of a cope he made to cover up the fact that he assumed his blushing bride abandoned him the first chance he got when he in fact ran off without her and his luggage in a drunken stupor. Both the "new kid" werks were also likely the result of Ralph being too retarded to read a pregnancy test. Ralph is a base liar not the narrative mastermind he'd like you to believe he is
 
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