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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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artschooladmissionsoffice said:
Honestly with the way things are going, Ralph should just find a way to get arrested and put in jail. 3 square, quits the drugs, don't have to worry about a job.

Kinda like that guy who robbed a bank for one dollar.
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Lots of Kiwis in the know state that he will die in jail due to Xanax withdrawals unless he is weaned off them correctly. And apparently not all jails wean their xanax addicts.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Will Ralph give refunds to everyone who paid for the "meet my family" perk at Ralphamania2?
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There's millions of pimply 18 year old E-thots who will let themselves get gunthed for a few gifts and scraps of e-clout. If this separation with May is real I guarantee you he'll go to the Ali castle with some other ugly whore on his arm.
 
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You know it is fakr because he hasn't called her a whore or horse. Hell he hasn't leaked any Nudes or a Sextape yet. She could have confronted him about the drugs, but his reply isn't slurred enough.

If it is real it's fun to see the Deadbeat Dad Arc really pick up tho.
 
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If she did run off, she at least picked a reasonable time to not become a murder suicide victim if Ralph were home. But let's be honest, it was probably Harry doing most of the planning.

That said, she is still the dumbest cunt alive, and nothing will wash off the stench of the pig monster off her. She played the long game, and now gets to live with it. Everyone else gets to laugh at both her and Ralph for being such spectacular fuckups.
Hope that name change works out. Best of luck to Harry Morris because he's alright.
 
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I don’t think it’s a work, and I don’t think the airport incident was a work.

Actual breakups have a mourning period, he’ll probably start to rage in a week or so. tonight, i guess.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Ralph recently stopped trying to hide the fact that Faith was his one that got away. He’s made it clear he’s still emotionally attached to Faith and wishes he hadn’t knocked up and married My Tranny Pony.

I still don’t buy it, but this is a pretty obvious answer to “Why now?”
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I thought Nora was his one that got away. I just rewatched a MATI stream where he covers Ralph getting wasted and lamenting about Nora on stream. She cooked, she cleaned, she had mammoth titties, and they had great social chemistry and Ralph thought he could do better with a white woman.
 
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I think it was a planned departure for Pantsu. She could pack up her meager dirty socks and leaving while he was in California and avoid the drama and hollering and suicide threats.

This isn’t drunken white trash hollering drama. It was just two miserable people totally sick of each other. Gunt tries to escape the misery by taking 30 mg of Xanax and staying drunk. May didn’t have that option since she has to care for a one year old alone and live in a pig stye with a gross fat pig.

The wedding and trip to Italy was the last desperate attempt to try to convince themselves they liked each other and this “wild and crazy life”. It failed miserably.

I figure behind the scenes they’ve been done with each other since the trip to Rome. What’s super creepy is their willingness to pretend otherwise online, esp Pantsu.

It’s just hilarious these two retards got legally married right as the entire relationship had fallen apart to try and deny the reality everyone else saw.
 
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CamelToe said:
One would think Ralph would’ve taken May’s passport to prevent this from happening, but knowing how badly he wanted to get rid of her and “not Xander” probably yelled at her to better not be here when he gets back
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Man's too fucking wasted to formulate a coherent sentence, let alone a thought. She's probably snuck off while he was passed out from a pill and alcohol induced stupor.
 
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