🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Depressed_Oni]

Imagine she runs his pockets to get alimony so she can finally play Hogwarts Legacy.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Bravo to everyone who correctly called this a work and a hearty "what the actual fuck?" is wrong with you to all the retards who entertained this as legit.

Clearly you don't follow the gunt. Ralph doesn't "take L's." His entire life is a goddamn mess because he couldn't take jokes. An L would be way too big for his piggy sphincter. Ralph would never concede ANYTHING to Harry, much less a fatter checkbook. The fact that this is happening directly after his big legal win while he's yucking it up in the Barbie Mcmansion with Diddler Dax should only solidify this as complete fiction. Especially on twitter to all of the killstream "fans." This is the kind of announcement he would make quickly and quietly on the show and then pretend it never happened just like his drug and alcohol abuse.

I swear I don't understand how you morons get outsmarted by goddamn RALPH of all people.

 

[FiveStarAce]

One time the swine puts on an actual work and it Lands in its snout in one second. Shamefull.

 

[Begemot]

Most likely because a court wouldn’t garnish someone else’s account, or that’s his play

No clue, he was exposed on camera more than once using Sandra and Meigh's debit cards. All of his donotions go into Amanda's paypal, he used Amanda and Harry to shop on Amazon, pay for airline tickets, rent apartments.

He got very embarrassed when the uber driver asked if he was Sandra on camera. I think it's just because he was a lazy almost 40 year old neet who lived with mommy and was never employed.

I guess I'm just used to debit cards and free transaction accounts being easily accessible and ubiquitous in Australia, I'm guessing it's a smarmy rat-cunning kind of way to avoid getting 'cancelled' or something.

 

[Tiger Jack]

The only time the words ’Ralph’ and ‘work’ are uttered in the same breath is when he’s trying to pull one over on retards online.

 

[Malaika]

It's 4D chess so May can infiltrate the Morris household and liberate Sandra's ashes

 

[zyclonPD]

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I guess we got confirmation from daddy. Anyone have a guess which plane she's on?

Still not buying it. We don't have a flight number, plane number, details If Harry bought a ticket or gave money "to buy" a ticket. For all we know Meigh could be sitting at home with the money cleared on the transfer saying she bought a ticket but pocketing it to pad their finances for the next few weeks.

 

[AnOminous]

I guess I'm just used to debit cards and free transaction accounts being easily accessible and ubiquitous in Australia, I'm guessing it's a smarmy rat-cunning kind of way to avoid getting 'cancelled' or something.

He's probably bounced so many checks and overdrawn so many accounts he's in ChexSystems or something.

There's no way he wouldn't have an account in the name his daddy gave him if he could.

 

[gaystoner]

It's not even summer yet. Turns out starting shit your in laws during the holidays is not a good strategy.

Still not buying it. We don't have a flight number, plane number, details If Harry bought a ticket or gave money "to buy" a ticket. For all we know Meigh could be sitting at home with the money cleared on the transfer saying she bought a ticket but pocketing it to pad their finances for the next few weeks.

If this is real...Morris is not Vickers. He's not trying to win internet clout he was just trying to get his daughter back.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The thing that makes this the most unconvincing is Ralph actually admitting his financial inadequacy.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is the kind of announcement he would make quickly and quietly on the show and then pretend it never happened just like his drug and alcohol abuse.

I swear I don't understand how you morons get outsmarted by goddamn RALPH of all people.

 

[𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷]

The thing that makes this the most unconvincing is Ralph actually admitting his financial inadequacy.

Idk, as I recall Ralph has made seething comments about daddy's money and such. Was around Valentine's?
Regardless, Ralph subscribes to the bitchless policies of thought leaders such as Andrew Anglin. You know he takes pride in not giving Pantsu money and probably only let her keep half of the funds from the trolling superchats sent to her when she was at the helm.

He's not saying he's broke, he's saying that gout riddled fat cripple Harry Morris is simping for that disloyal whore daughter of his harder than he ever would.
Ralphamales don't simp for no bitch, wives included

 

[Beige]

I love how Meigh is such an absolute retard that the idea she would look at a man who had to; flee the country, pressured her into lying in court to cover his ass, cheats on her, clearly despises her, and is now in a perpetual Xanax coma and slowly killing himself with so much booze that it sounds like he's stomping around a recycle bin when he gets up from his busy job of sleeping/mumbling/tard-raging on a webcam, and deciding "You know what? This environment is not good for myself, or my infant daughter." And decide to finally leave him, is immediately met with half the people in here calling bullshit lmao.

I could see this being a ploy to grift sympathy bucks, but I honestly have no idea anymore.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Maybe I want it to be real because the internet hasn’t entirely killed my soul and optimism and think maybe that kid gets a chance to grow up semi normal instead of being stuck in a house covered in empty tequila and prescription bottles while being eaten alive by bugs.

 

[Hüftpriester]

If this is real, I'm looking forward to when Ralph gives his ballwashers the green light to attack Meigh for being ugly and a pedo.

 

[Hax1337]

You know that its Ralph tweeting on that account, right?

I am aware, but it's still her account and she lets him do it
Just shows how much of a doormat she is/was in the relationship

 

[Solid Hyrax]

It's possible that Null's guess that the gunt and the horse will be separate by the end of the year might be correct.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

If this is real, I'm looking forward to when Ralph gives his ballwashers the green light to attack Meigh for being ugly and a pedo.

Having a relationship of any kind with Ralph is like talking to the cops, anything you say can and will be held against you, incompetently, but still.
They were already shit-talking her, he never cared about that, as long as they pay to do it.

 

[Jew-ish]

If his money was being deposited in her account, then this would be met with some fire and brimstone. That being said, maybe she is leveraging co-operation in court to keep the blackmail under wraps.

I thought the writers jumped the shark when they moved to Mexico, but I'm getting hyped for the season (series?) finally!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know what guys. I believe him.

Spoiler: I have typed a long post with my reasoning

YOU DUMB ALWAG MOTHERFUCKERS! DID YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE I THOUGHT THIS WASN'T A WERK?!? AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! THE RALPHAMALE TAKES NOTHIN' BUT DUBBAS! DO YOU UNNERSTAND?