🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BibiLivesMatter]

It'd be funny if the horse left Ralph cause her dad said she buy her Hogwarts Legacy or support her CONSOOM antics.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I actually think Ralph trying to hook up with that skank Britney might have been the final nail. Or Ralph found out she was leaving so in a desperate bid to make Pantsu jealous grossed out Britney.

But given the time line I think it may be the former. After getting drug into Gunt retard court proceedings and spending all their money to spend time with Xander (when he ignored Rozy) and following that up with an attempt to get laid while at Dick’s Pantsu was finally done.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Ralph misses Jerry Springer. He sees a lot in himself with that show:

 

[alan thicke]

Ralph misses Jerry Springer. He sees a lot in himself with that show:
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His Ronnie had to get a DNA test because he didn't think he was the father, just like on Springer. Must have been like looking into a mirror for the young hog.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Wait, so... what does Ethanphetamine even DO? LIke, I know people laugh at him because he's an idiot, but what is his intended value proposition to the audience he INTENDED to capture?

See, once upon a time he managed to heist some IP called “internet blood sports” from a crippled Native American sperg.

He then let people use gamer words on YouTube until he got his account banned and decided to burn every bridge that had got him there.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Ralph misses Jerry Springer. He sees a lot in himself with that show:
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Yeah, who can forget all those legendary Larry King interviews where he was so pilled out that he was actually interviewing thin air?

 

[NoReturn]

Ralph misses Jerry Springer. He sees a lot in himself with that show:
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[Path Wanderer]

YOU HAVE TO GO TO AFRICA

You know, I once heard Ethiopia is a based Christian land sore beset by Muzlims

Addis Ababa could be his next stop in his “forbidden chocolate” story

 

[Malayalam]

Wait, so... what does Ethanphetamine even DO? LIke, I know people laugh at him because he's an idiot, but what is his intended value proposition to the audience he INTENDED to capture?

I think he was really trying to be a 'citizen journalist' in addition to doing political commentary. For example, that famous picture of Chris Chan getting arrested? That was taken by Ralph, I think, or at least he took a video of it happening.

Safe to say he hasn't done shit on that front in a long time though.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If rapph starts slamming pantsu as a lolicon, will it be Ralph's easiest win or biggest L because he procreated with her.

 

[The Fountainhead]

Damn, really thought these two kids were gonna make it.

Here's how Ethan might redeem himself and rake in a pile of dough to boot: LIVESTREAM he and Ali Abdul-Razaq Akbar (Ali Alexander's real name) having sweat-drenched, ass-pounding gay sex with The Hog's middle-finger shoved tighter than a cork up his butthole.

 

[Truly Rural]

The magnitude of losses this week is unreal. He has BT dunking on him wearing silk gloves. E girl just laughing at the idea of sex with Gunt. Google reminding him of good old days with only woman that ever loved him. Springer dropping dead. Whorse leaving him over a 100 bucks and stealing his child reproductive token. Possibly Dax not glorifying him as much as Ralph needs him to (at best) He wants to go home but he has no real home. What else can go wrong this week for Piggy? He better not cross the invisible line and lose Cozy as well, the only place under the Sun he has.



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[Insanely Retarded]

Ralph is being such a little bitch about the whole thing. No hollering, no dunking on the horse, just acceptance that she took his child and left him alone with a cat and a rental that must be in really bad conditions by this point.
Meanwhile Harry is enjoying his time with Rosie (those "you will never see your grandchild" tweets are barely a couple of months old at most lol).

Where is the Ralph that fires up a stream to dunk on his enemies and tell them that he don't care after every sentence, asking "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" repeatedly and showing the horse that she is replaceable?
I guess the horse finally broke the Ralphamale? Who would have thought?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The funniest thing about that Goodbye Horses record is that the singer is NOT a man, despite how it sounds. It’s tranny shit all the way down.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is being such a little bitch about the whole thing. No hollering, no dunking on the horse, just acceptance that she took his child and left him alone with a cat and a rental that must be in really bad conditions by this point.
Meanwhile Harry is enjoying his time with Rosie (those "you will never see your grandchild" tweets are barely a couple of months old at most lol).

Where is the Ralph that fires up a stream to dunk on his enemies and tell them that he don't care after every sentence, asking "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" repeatedly and showing the horse that she is replaceable?
I guess the horse finally broke the Ralphamale? Who would have thought?

Ralph won’t do it because he’s a little bitch. He’s a small dicked faggot who can’t keep a woman sastified long enough to stay around

But most importantly

ETHAN RALPH IS SCARED

Can you imagine that? A scared bitch. That’s how the world is going to remember Ethan Ralph.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Damn, Ralph is just going to leave easy money on the table by not streaming until monday? Imagine all the superchats he could be milking right now by talking about the EVIL WOMEN who keep stealing his keeeeeds and how marriage is a sham and women just want to divorcerape you blah blah. It's perfect content to milk the incel paypiggies. Guess Ralph doesn't need any money right now.

 

[Hungry Fox]

That’s how the world is going to remember Ethan Ralph.

Good joke. The world already moved on from ethan ralph. The only place he is remembered is here on the forums.

 

[zyclonPD]

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Come on Ralph buddy, we know that's not true for those who have been here a while and I would know.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...killstream-tequila-sunrise.16672/post-4886116

Cleo ran away for months because you were such a messy temperamental drunk and we went through months of you trying to coax her back into the pig stye unsuccessfully. You broadcasted all of it and all the tweets are archived.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Yeah, who can forget all those legendary Larry King interviews where he was so pilled out that he was actually interviewing thin air?

"N-person"

 

[Retink Retunk]

Well, good for the horse for escaping the Gunt stable. Here's your chance @ZatLit