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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 33 42.3%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 10.3%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 37 47.4%

  • Total voters
    78
Family healing with his wonderful wife.
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Maybe this was all a work.

Ethel was all fucked up. Everyone calling him a junkie. Donos slipping.

Solution? Claim Meigh left. Assumption will be Ralph's drug use. Ralph claims he is clean and the horse clops back. This proves Ethel is cleaner and soberer and maybe donos go back up?

Or maybe they are both just fucking retards.
 
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"Yes, my wonderful, beautiful, perfect wife, who is so kind and loving that she'd never considering filing for divorce and crippling me with alimony payments!"
Oh yeah, he’s on all fours, head down sobbing into the mattress right now waiting to take it. He is in a position where he can get absolutely fucking POUNDED and he’s acting the part of a good little bitch whose only option is to play nice and hopefully they’ll just slip it in gently rather than ream the ever living shit out of him. He’s up against the wall as we speak, with Pantsew grabbing his hair and mushing his face into the plasterboard and grunting into his fat bitch ears how bad he’s gonna take it.

The delicate bubble-like masquerade of beating his drug addiction(s) is but a thin veil to distract from the fact that he is, right now, literally begging, pleading, for Pantsoo to not relentlessly slaughter his nasty loose obese anus with her great horse cock by:

-Taking his child
-Outing him as an ineffective provider
-Proving Josh Moon right
-Proving Harry Morris right
-Decimating his income
-Proving that the nasty vile shit he said about her - that is of record - was never in jest, and that he is in fact just an evil pig monster

I like to think that he had to get Pantsu’s permission to post his bizarre happy families spiel on Twitter, admitting that he has to do it for his own fragile ego to prevent him from doing himself in. A singularly emasculating and shameful display of unbridled faggotry.

Ever see a horse fuck a pig? Well buckle up faggots, it’s (possibly) happening right now.
 
"Yes, my wonderful, beautiful, perfect wife, who is so kind and loving that she'd never consider filing for divorce and crippling me with alimony payments!"
Take note Pantsu. If you leave Ralph at the airport you are a lying whore who he will threaten to release revenge porn on.

If you leave while he’s out of town you transform into his wonderful wife.

Everyone needs to encourage May to relinquish custody of Rozy to a responsible adult so we can all cheer on Pantsu’s return to her public humiliation ritual with Gunt. We can’t have the “suffer horse” segments end so soon. Pantsu knows she deserves to be treated like garbage by a fat, ugly, quad-titted man with a hideous flesh apron.

Pantsu found her true calling in spoon feeding the rage hog ice cream and recording public apologies to her gunted master.
 
"Had a 2 hour call with my wonderful wife, which was awesome to do."
He sounds like he's trying his best to put a positive spin on things. "wonderful" and "awesome" literally look like they don't belong in the sentence.

Here's the more realistic version:
"Had a 2 hour call with my needy ass goddamn wife, that's why the streams late. Fuckin horse."
 
"Had a 2 hour call with my wonderful wife, which was awesome to do."
When really the actuality of it was: "That ugly pedophile horse looking whore who stole my kid bitched and complained to me for two hours about how I mistreated her and Rozy. Fucking bish! Guess the Ralphamale is too much for her loose pussy."
Ralph right now is desperately trying to put a positive spin on things in hopes that it will lure Pantsu back into the barn. Pantsu may just be a big enough retard in that his attempts work.
 
That’s right piggy, keep bullshitting online. Surely that will heal your family by the end of the month.
I think he finally realized that he's reached the tipping point. He can yell and posture all he wants but that won't erase the reality that May has the power to financially cap him in court. If she decides to take this matter to the courts, he's absolutely fucked.
 
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Not a coincidence I'm sure.
 

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I really do hope that May milks this for all it's worth. Nothing eats at Ralph more than not being able to say what he wants and watching him BS his way into trying to stay in her good graces would make for primo content.

Feel free to prove me wrong, Ralph. Don't hold back. Call her a horsefaced slut with a loose pussy, or any other rehearsed lines you have bouncing around in that empty head of yours. You're a made man, you made half a mil in a year (smart move saying that on stream, btw). You can deal with the lawyer fees, the alimony payments, and a second child support case no problem, right? Come on, big man. Show everyone how a Ralphamale puts his a woman in their place.
 
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