🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Garth]

Ralph

There's your answer.

 

[Coalescence]

I take back what I said before about Ralph purging his twitter to delete evidence, after Vickers proved Ralph could possibly be on the hook for them legally. He really did just delete his posts so his account can't get reported and suspended.
His twitter account is worth more to him than the hundreds (potentially thousands) of dollars of legal fines he owes. Genuinely unimaginable how this man pig operates.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

I take back what I said before about Ralph purging his twitter to delete evidence, after Vickers proved Ralph could possibly be on the hook for them legally. He really did just delete his posts so his account can't get reported and suspended.
His twitter account is worth more to him than the hundreds (potentially thousands) of dollars of legal fines he owes. Genuinely unimaginable how this man pig operates.

I think he's so caught in the past that Ralph thinks his twitter is worth a shit. It's a millstone around his neck that has damaged his life in profound ways.

If his twitter was banned maybe it could have even stopped the downward spiral? Being unable to burn every available bridge would have to be a good thing.

 

[GaryGray]

Ralph mass deleting over 117k tweets will destroy any placement he had in the Twitter algorithm. His tweet volume and consistency was the thing that helped him reach new followers. He was a model Twitter user tweeting a dozen times a day, interacting with new people semi consistently, and talking about current events. Now his Twitter account looks like a spam bot, an old account with a very short relative history of recent tweets.
A history of his archived Tweets, all 2756 snapshots, can be found here.

For all intensive purposes this is the loss of the last thing Ralph had built over the past decade. The Killstream a death rattle, his website a ghost town, his audience gone, his money wasted, his relationship with other online panhandlers burned, his baby mommas returned to their parents, and now lastly his Twitter crippled to never be in the algorithm again. Ralph sits alone in a hot Mexican hovel no family, no career, no future. He should really team up with Wayne Lambright since they are now on equal footing as vagabonds.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Didnt Ralph purge most of his twitter because he was afraid of legal issues?
Whats the point if you just start shit talking you ex and her family again over the sex tape?

He's probably drunk and rage tweeting. He always violates court orders while he's spending time with good old Mr. Liquor.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Every single rape accusation from IP2 thots is absolute nonsense.

It's not rape if you can't touch the sides (the infamous "hot dog in a hallway defense").

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Ralph mass deleting over 117k tweets will destroy any placement he had in the Twitter algorithm. His tweet volume and consistency was the thing that helped him reach new followers. He was a model Twitter user tweeting a dozen times a day, interacting with new people semi consistently, and talking about current events. Now his Twitter account looks like a spam bot, an old account with a very short relative history of recent tweets.
A history of his archived Tweets, all 2756 snapshots, can be found here.
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For all intensive purposes this is the loss of the last thing Ralph had built over the past decade. The Killstream a death rattle, his website a ghost town, his audience gone, his money wasted, his relationship with other online panhandlers burned, his baby mommas returned to their parents, and now lastly his Twitter crippled to never be in the algorithm again. Ralph sits alone in a hot Mexican hovel no family, no career, no future. He should really team up with Wayne Lambright since they are now on equal footing as vagabonds.
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He will add another 117k this year alone. If there is one thing Ralph can do it is eat up space on Twitter's servers with his low iq takes, zero effort posts, and general wet brained offerings.

 

[make_it_so]

Didnt Ralph purge most of his twitter because he was afraid of legal issues?
Whats the point if you just start shit talking you ex and her family again over the sex tape?

Because he's a fucking imbecile.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He will add another 117k this year alone. If there is one thing Ralph can do it is eat up space on Twitter's servers with his low iq takes, zero effort posts, and general wet brained offerings.

I have it on good authority that Elon Musk specifically bought Twitter because he's a huge fan of the killstream and has each and every Ethan Ralph tweet personally printed off and brought to him by his secretaries.

 

[Cringestorian X]

jfc, he's tweeting a lot
offering rpg (red pill gayming) a truce because the alogs on twitter (ppp, warski, kikochet, etc) are making fun of him right now

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shitting on michael alberto
i don't quite understand what the drama is with michael alberto right now

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talking about uncle ted (RIP)

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When has Metokur ever done life ruination stuff? And isn't this exactly the same thing Ralph threatened to do to Gator?

 

[Waifu Days]

Didnt Ralph purge most of his twitter because he was afraid of legal issues?
Whats the point if you just start shit talking you ex and her family again over the sex tape?

You just don't get it. When you're a badass manly man like Ethan, when you face badass manly problems sourced from a world gone mad, you must respond in a badass manly way. Erasing all your bitching on the Internet, manly stuff you just don't get. After you do that manly action, one should do other manly things like checking your horoscope, play guitar with a capo and three chords, talk about bitches behind their backs, and paint one's nails.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

When has Metokur ever done life ruination stuff? And isn't this exactly the same thing Ralph threatened to do to Gator?

I mean jim did give jim supercanceraids™ so there's that. what a faggot.

 

[KneeLengthCock]

For all intensive purposes this is the loss of the last thing Ralph had built over the past decade.

"Intents and purposes." Not "intensive purposes." One of those little grammar things that drives me nuts.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

"Intents and purposes." Not "intensive purposes." One of those little grammar things that drives me nuts.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

 

[KneeLengthCock]

I hole-hardedly agree,

 

[Oliver Onions]

While we're on the subject, can I also point out it's 'tenets', not 'tenants', as in 'the core tenets of Ralph's philosophy are to be a disgusting pig monster', and not 'Ralph can barely afford to be the tenant in a Mexican hovel'.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Ralph bragging about being forgetful, instead of how much booze he spills, for once. Pretty sure the culprit is still Xanax and alcohol and not your erudition, Ralph.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph bragging about being forgetful, instead of how much booze he spills, for once. Pretty sure the culprit is still Xanax and alcohol and not your erudition, Ralph.

I like how he thinks spilling booze all the time is something to boast about. But only users lose drugs.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I like how he thinks spilling booze all the time is something to boast about. But only users lose drugs.

As a clumsy galoot who spills and drops shit all the time, I always find this a confounding thing to brag about. Especially when you know damn well he has actively sucked spilled booze off of dirty tables and floors. At this point, this broke bitch is probably soaking up spilled booze in his dirty compression socks and wringing them out back into his solo cups.