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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph told either Ade or Faith that there was nothing wrong with his mind.


He's been saying that for years. The last time I heard him talking about it was the end of last year I think and he was saying he planned on publishing it by March.

Mantsu mentioned a book on a livestream shortly before she left, when they were eating at some tourist trap after a long day of ebegging. She was encouraging him to give it a try and he was saying he could do it and it would be great, of course, but he doesn’t have the time because of his show, haha. She was a real trooper right till the end.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's been saying that for years. The last time I heard him talking about it was the end of last year I think and he was saying he planned on publishing it by March.

I believe he's said it the third time now, we made fun of him each time he circulated that idea.

He hasn't even read a book since maybe primary school, writing one? My sides.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

She was encouraging him to give it a try and he was saying he could do it and it would be great

I was under the impression that she was fucking with him.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I was under the impression that she was fucking with him.

She sounded pretty genuine and serious. She seemed to want to help Ralph be more than just a pilled out retard who ebegged for 12 hours. Which is a reason they fought a lot.

 

[Feaser]

“why are you doxing my old employer” there’s so much kino in that short clip

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

This fat faggot never fails to amuse with how fucking stupid he is, particularly his use of terms he has heard but doesn't actually understand, such as "Chief of Staff". The retarded hog is too fucking stupid to get that you can't have a chief of staff without having staff. To his estrogen, makers mark and bezo besotted brain a "Chief of staff" is just a term for the right hand man of a big important man, and since he wants everyone to think he's a big important man he claims to have one. It's like when a four year old puts on daddys shoes and grabs his briefcase so he can "go to work". Only even ugly four year olds are kinda cute and Reethan is fucking Reethan.

 

[Sam Losco]

Aww guys he messed up

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Is his "Chief of Staff" a Xanax hallucination like Andrew Tate, his most dedicated gunt guard, a woman he's chatting up to replace Meigh, or a brown hooker who knows where to get the cheapest Xanax refills in Merida?

Chief of Staff is just a voice in his head. Like father, like son, he's gone schizo.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This fat faggot never fails to amuse with how fucking stupid he is, particularly his use of terms he has heard but doesn't actually understand, such as "Chief of Staff". The retarded hog is too fucking stupid to get that you can't have a chief of staff without having staff. To his estrogen, makers mark and bezo besotted brain a "Chief of staff" is just a term for the right hand man of a big important man, and since he wants everyone to think he's a big important man he claims to have one. It's like when a four year old puts on daddys shoes and grabs his briefcase so he can "go to work". Only even ugly four year olds are kinda cute and Reethan is fucking Reethan.

It’s just sad. Ralph doesn’t have a staff he needs a chief to handle, he doesn’t have a Chief of Staff, he can’t even afford to employ a Gator level janny, he doesn’t even have a friend.

Chief of Staff is as laughable as Best Friend in Guntworld. The leaked Dingo phone call is good insight into the who Ralph considers his real pals. It’s nothing but amoral, online retards and it’s just a matter of who throws who under the bus first. Flameco, Warski, Sisco, etc… the list of discarded “friends” is endless but he’s always sniffing for a new Gunt greaser.

Ralph’s ego and pig brain make him blind to anyone with good intentions and easy pickings for craven grifters who lick the Gunt.

 

[Truly Rural]

Mantsu mentioned a book on a livestream shortly before she left, when they were eating at some tourist trap after a long day of ebegging. She was encouraging him to give it a try and he was saying he could do it and it would be great, of course, but he doesn’t have the time because of his show, haha. She was a real trooper right till the end.

Yes, which is why I'm thinking this whole book thing is a whorse whistle to try and get her back. "Look honey, I'm doing what you wanted me to do"

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

More self serving dreck from the ragepig.



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[veritarded]

I want the one where Ronnie bends him over and gives him his lifelong taste for anal.

if some 13 year old from AO3 or wattpad somehow stumbled across the gunt subforum then this would already exist

 

[Fornicario]

More self serving dreck from the ragepig.

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How about the Kang tries to improve his situation by solving the problem instead of finding a new enemy to attack.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph told either Ade or Faith that there was nothing wrong with his mind.

So both Ralph and his mom are even more disgusting than previously thought. She probably actually is rotting in Hell.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Fat.



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[Blue Miaplacidus]

Another, I know I'm a retard and an addict, I am going to change that and keep my insane gunt babblings offline now and lose weight post. Wonder how long this one will last, after a decade the cycle holds true. You could set your watch by Ralph's retardation.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Fat.

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If this is true then Ralph is 4'9".

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Another, I know I'm a retard and an addict, I am going to change that and keep my insane gunt babblings offline now and lose weight post. Wonder how long this one will last, after a decade the cycle holds true. You could set your watch by Ralph's retardation.

Given his dismal finances and lack of a woman to grocery shop and deliver order/ food and ice cream to him on demand, he probably will lose some weight.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Fat.

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Only 80lb to go until he is a normal weight for his height

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Hi Ralph. All those words to avoid saying you done fucked up ageen.
Public reflection is what we’re calling it? Lol. You treat your little blog like you’re a 13yo girl Live Journalling, what do you expect?

Did you notice that underneath the quite well-deserved thrashings, you get some useful advice? Things that functioning adults should learn by the time they leave high school? Several great minds even kicked around the veracity of Mantsu’s rape story for you. Seems you defamed Jolene based on the word of a known liar who loves to cry rape. You’re welcome.

PS when you’re less gakked ask Mantsu to explain how she left the hospital as a minor without any follow up from all the mandated reporters. Kthx.

PSPS before you retire your blog, explore why you paid a Mexican to raw dog your wife, the same way a greasy Turk raw dogged and raped her at 17. (ALLEGEDLY).
Ralph, does that strike you as kind of a strange thing to say about THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE? Were you trying to help her work through the trauma of the alleged rape? Did it get your 4 inch piggly wiggly dick erect?

Oh yes, while we’re on the subject, please submit a photo of the micropeen when you are standing up, not prone on your back like you were in your revenge porn video. Is that the only position you can fuck? Sorry just curious, we have questions now that we have your attention. What’s it like in Mexico on a Sunday by yourself. How often do you change the Chief of Staff’s litter box?
Why don’t you make a new account here if you forgot your password. Did you like Jarbo’s song? The aylawgs love you remember come on back.

 

[alan thicke]

Now I'm picturing the ghost of Andrew Tate taking a dump in Smoke's litter box, while Ralph nods enthusiastically, jowls flapping, as he jots down all of his chief of staff's important career advice.