🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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I don't know why, but the idea of having to take a breathalyzer test to own people by showing you're not wasted is incredibly funny to me.
Not only did he get goaded into buying one like he probably did with the Alcoholics Anonymous token, but it shouldn't be necessary in the first place.
If he really did something shitty the last few days he would have a better cover story if he just admitted to being back on the sauce.
I've never taken a serious breathalyzer test before, but don't they always show something above 0.00?
Not only did he get goaded into buying one like he probably did with the Alcoholics Anonymous token, but it shouldn't be necessary in the first place.
If he really did something shitty the last few days he would have a better cover story if he just admitted to being back on the sauce.
I've never taken a serious breathalyzer test before, but don't they always show something above 0.00?
Rage Pig
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The horse bride actively looking for greener pastures made him so mad, lmao. This exchange started with him scrolling through Gators feed and quote tweeting him. He really needed to direct his impotent rage somewhere. Being afraid of Harry and Vickers, Gator was the only safe option to go into full seethe mode.
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Also he's used it maybe once or twice. Any time after that he's just used it as a way to scam donos.
Sumptinsfuckey
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Hey Ralph, psst, fatass. Yeah, over here you dysgenic sack of shit. You know one thing you would never, ever see a WILD tiger doing you mouthbreathing lard golem?
Jumping through a fucking hoop. In fact the ONLY tigers who jump through hoops are the ones who have been so well trained, AKA BUCK BROKEN, that humans can put them on display for the entertainment of other humans. Which means that even those declawed, drugged up, completely spiritless TAME tigers still have one up on you, since people actually watch them.
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If I remember correctly, he used to tell people that the breathalyzer was in his truck. Did he clean everything out before it "went in for a tire change"?
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Sorry, Ralph. You take way more passive Ls on a daily basis than Gator. Shitting on him for being irrelevant will work less and less the more you say it.
Rage Pig
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He changed his pinned tweet. The old one was this whiney, self pitying homosexual drivel, pinned since September 10th. The horse broke his heart a second time with those Instagram posts, poor little pig boy.
New one is an announcement of two melanated gentlemen talking about porn. If this discussion includes scat and cuck porn, it'll cover most sexual fetishes of the Ralphamale.
New one is an announcement of two melanated gentlemen talking about porn. If this discussion includes scat and cuck porn, it'll cover most sexual fetishes of the Ralphamale.
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I have to say that was some weak half-hearted attempt to takedown Gaytor. The weird fake smugness is obvious and there is zero energy to his "raging". When Fagmenco accidentaly doxxed himself he was all over the place hotdogging and grandstanding, but this is just sad.
Get well soon Ralph I dont want you to go out in a state like this.
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Breathalyzers don't test for Xanax.
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Dat's an old Memphis trick dat mah daddy tawt me. Fools 'em every time!
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A literal retard could fake a breathalyzer if they owned it.
Um...
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At the risk of sounding like a TBI victim, why did Jersh close Amanda’s thread? He said the pics were a gay Twitter op, so I’m asking in Ralph’s Twitter thread.
Clearly the goofy nude pube pic was from the leaked pic last month, most of us recognized it, but I at least thought the Instagram pics were real.
Clearly the goofy nude pube pic was from the leaked pic last month, most of us recognized it, but I at least thought the Instagram pics were real.
Garth
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I can only assume it was for a couple reasons: embarrassment and the suspicion that gayoppers were contributing to the thread to perpetrate the gay op.
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Ralph needs to stop using kids as some kind of win condition. One, it's disrespectful to the kids. Two, he lost custody of both of them by being a dumb motherfucker. You have no kids, Ralph and you'll be lucky if either of them even grows up remembering you name
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No threads about sub-300 lbs women allowed.
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Ralph says the “substances drove him to madness…” but then entirely fails to mention a single act for which he is sorry for.
Ralph ; for us without the gift of telepathy tell the world what acts you did that were mad and that you blame on his instances abuse?
It’s just “cut and paste” shit he got from the internet on how to try and say “I’m sorry” without actually admitting to having done a single thing.
Let’s here hear confession boy.
Ralph ; for us without the gift of telepathy tell the world what acts you did that were mad and that you blame on his instances abuse?
It’s just “cut and paste” shit he got from the internet on how to try and say “I’m sorry” without actually admitting to having done a single thing.
Let’s here hear confession boy.
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Unfortunately I can’t inspect the two photos or supposed video that were posted on IG, only see stills on here. But the two non-nude photos seemed legit. (The nude was an obvious gay op, so if the nude was also posted on the same IG account it’s still part of a gay op.)
I just wondered if she was communicating privately with someone who then leaked recent stuff and it got used in a gay op. I have zero idea about the IG account being verified as Pantsu or not. I’ve been amazed she’s stayed off public SM, but there’s no way she hasn’t been using it privately/ anon. I figured she’d be active on discords at minimum.
Not sure if it matters, Gunt obviously thinks the pics are real.