🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Hypervitaminosis said:
"Gimme 400 hundred dollas and I'll show ya ma new mexican Señorita."
How pathetic, he's at the 150$ vest stream level, DSP style.
I love how uncomfortable she looks in the second image even though it's censored.
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Despite all of his posturing, his weight loss, his sobriety, he seems hellbent on confirming all of these life improvements are temporary. He's still the same insecure fat kid desperately seeking affirmation and approval, the same lonely soul posturing for upcummies on the internet.

Nobody cares that you're getting coochie, Ralph. Having a romantic partner and having sex are things that normal people do and keep to themselves.

I feel bad for this girl, he's already flexing his control freak mentality. He views her as an accessory he can wheel out to flex on the haydurz, to try to use to make his ex wife jealous. As has been said before, he ought to exercise caution. Mexican families are a lot less docile when it comes to allowing men to fuck with their women. He's walking a thin wire.
 
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Hypervitaminosis said:
"Gimme 400 hundred dollas and I'll show ya ma new mexican Señorita."
How pathetic, he's at the 150$ vest stream level, DSP style.
I love how uncomfortable she looks in the second image even though it's censored.
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How kind of him to show off his barely legal Spanish lolita imported prostitute. Five star days, for sure.
 
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Pale Empress said:
Nobody cares that you're getting coochie, Ralph. Having a romantic partner and having sex are things that normal people do and keep to themselves.
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Normal people don’t have to pay for it. This isn’t romance and the only one feeling attraction is Gunt. This is a financial transaction. This literal whore wouldn’t get within 100 feet of him without payment.
 
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Updatedmyjournal said:
Does sex stuff expire?
I got a DUI in 2019 and far as I can tell it is gone.
They do that with other crimes?
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Depends. A simple DUI is considered a traffic offense and while it may remain on your criminal record, it stops being applicable towards things like insurance. It becomes an enhancement when paired with a more serious crime (IE: manslaughter, hit and run, ect).

For Ralph, that conviction will always be on his record, he's just fortunate he didn't have to register as a sex offender. Keep in mind though that a criminal record only really matters in the situation of A) seeking employment (if its a felony conviction) and B) seeking housing (if it's a heinous sex crime like pedophilia that would set limits such as being at least a certain distance from a school or playground) and/or C) if Ralph were to be arrested for committing another crime.

A felony conviction also effects certain rights like voting, owning a firearm and others that are state specific. Since it's unlikely the sweat hog will ever seek gainful employment, buy a gun legally or vote, since Obama can't run for office anymore so he has no one to vote for anyway; as long as Ralph manages to keep his pig hooves out of a pair of cuffs, it shouldn't really effect him.
 
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Hypervitaminosis said:
How pathetic
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What kind of smile is this? I went to check on his twitter and he's deleted it, probably on reflection that it really makes him look extra sex offendery.
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His teeth have been fucked for a long time. Your teeth say a lot about you as a person, how you care about your appearance beyond photoshopping a giant cock cigar to hide them because you’re ashamed of your mental health, lifestyle and poverty, etc. when it’s more important to TRAFFICK a prostituta in your predloan lien shitbox to tourist shitholes instead of pay for your two bastard children who hopefully grow up never hearing (or remembering) his screaming and stench.
Feliz Navidad KiwiFrens!
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
His teeth have been fucked for a long time. Your teeth say a lot about you as a person, how you care about your appearance beyond photoshopping a giant cock cigar to hide them because you’re ashamed of your mental health, lifestyle and poverty, etc. when it’s more important to TRAFFICK a prostituta in your predloan lien shitbox to tourist shitholes instead of pay for your two bastard children who hopefully grow up never hearing (or remembering) his screaming and stench.
Feliz Navidad KiwiFrens!
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Ralph's thought process is that it's cheaper to rent a hooker in the lesser parts of Yucatan and take them to Cancun rather than paying expensive rates that Cancun prostitutes charge. Ralphanomics 101.
 
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Hypervitaminosis said:
"Gimme 400 hundred dollas and I'll show ya ma new mexican Señorita."
How pathetic, he's at the 150$ vest stream level, DSP style.
I love how uncomfortable she looks in the second image even though it's censored.
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Senorita on the pic looks clean and tidy. She looks like she has more than 5 plain T-shirts, and her hair looks decently cared for. The chain around her neck despite being plain biouterie
almost certainly costs more than Ralph's ring, and she probably has more pieces like that than Ralph received kisses from both of his parents. She seems like decent jab at May, despite her being a hooker. However, jab at anyone ever by Ralph always boomerangs back at Ralph and I am ready for it.
 
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Clarence said:
Ralph's thought process is that it's cheaper to rent a hooker in the lesser parts of Yucatan and take them to Cancun rather than paying expensive rates that Cancun prostitutes charge. Ralphanomics 101.
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It's like he's going to a European country, to have Burger King. Except this time, he brought the Burger King from home and it's of a much cheaper quality.
 
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