🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr E. Grifter]

The same font can appear differently when rendered on different devices. Both look to be Helvetica to me.

I can believe this, looking at the Helvetica font variations none of them fit Ralph's though.

The screenshot Ralph posted (or at least the version uploaded here) is also low quality and has JPEG compression artifacts.

Not an expert, but would compression artifacts really produce such consistent and widespread changes. The "h" and "a" he is using are not Helvetica.

I looked up Apples own font too, and likewise the font differs.

It looks like he's using the third font down, which is a Helvetica clone.

 

[Rage Pig]

Alogs btfo'd again. They love each other sooooo much.

 

[Fannyscum]

3:30am in Merida, the night before his big trip to visit the cartel. Ralph is up and sperging on xitter about Woody Allen:

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I'm calling an "accidental" sleep-in and missed flight.

Edit: 5:30am Merida time:


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[Rage Pig]

3:30am in Merida, the night before his big trip to visit the cartel. Ralph is up and sperging on xitter about Woody Allen:
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I'm calling an "accidental" sleep-in and missed flight.

He's sperging about Harry Morris, but too much of a pussy to do it openly. Dirty Harry completely buck broke the Ralphemale. Took his wife, took his daughter, sold his merchandise, released dm's in which the Gunt groveled for forgiveness and self diagnosed as a bpd junkie thot. There's no coming back, he's emasculated, estrogen dripping out of his orifices.

 

[AnOminous]

The physical sight would be horrifying, but it would be pretty great to hear Keffals bitch about Evelyn Ralph steal his fans.

Ethel Ralph. Or for truer advertising, Ethyl Ralph.

 

[AltisticRight]

I can believe this, looking at the Helvetica font variations none of them fit Ralph's though.

Not an expert, but would compression artifacts really produce such consistent and widespread changes. The "h" and "a" he is using are not Helvetica.

I looked up Apples own font too, and likewise the font differs.
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It looks like he's using the third font down, which is a Helvetica clone.
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LMFAO use thumbnails, those images were so massive I thought I fucked up the zoom on my monitors.

 

[bile demon]

Not even Mexican whores respect jannies.

 

[Muppetstudios]

I had a funny moment going through his Xitter on the app, an ad on his timeline is a picture of pills. Even the advertising algorithm is a-logging him

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I can believe this, looking at the Helvetica font variations none of them fit Ralph's though.

Not an expert, but would compression artifacts really produce such consistent and widespread changes. The "h" and "a" he is using are not Helvetica.

I looked up Apples own font too, and likewise the font differs.
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It looks like he's using the third font down, which is a Helvetica clone.
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Having done some additional research, the only way to get alternative fonts is by downloading third party apps. As far as I have seen, all of these apps work like this:

They lure in the gullible, slow, drunk or old by offering free services - customised fonts, phone "boosting" or "cleaning" your phone - in return you need to give it total access to your settings. It then either scraps your data, or hijacks phone functions in order to advertise to you.

You might give someone's grandad, or an actual retard, a pass for falling for this - but Ralph has made a living with an online presence for a decade now. How in the fuck has he not learned how to use a phone without being a wetbrain spastic.

 

[break these cuffs]

How in the fuck has he not learned how to use a phone without being a wetbrain spastic.

Were you being rhetorical? The man is literally a wetbrained spastic.

 

[Burd Turglar]

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Alogs btfo'd again. They love each other sooooo much.

There's absolutely no way he's looking down at the burner he's typing on. Nope. Impossible.

 

[Um...]

Has the ralphahog addressed why he’s taking a bus to drug gang territory instead of renting a car at the airport and driving? Not exactly a boss move, hopping on a dilapidated public bus for a 2.5 hour drive.

I can think of only two possible reasons: either 1) he’s really that broke that he has to scrimp and save every peso to have enough left over for a big night on the town with his totally real not at all rented ‘gf,’ or 2) he’s not able to rent due to no valid credit card or a restricted Mexican DL (tickets, no insurance etc.)

So which is it, megaballer ralphahog?

 

[break these cuffs]

Has the ralphahog addressed why he’s taking a bus to drug gang territory instead of renting a car at the airport and driving? Not exactly a boss move, hopping on a dilapidated public bus for a 2.5 hour drive.

I can think of only two possible reasons: either 1) he’s really that broke that he has to scrimp and save every peso to have enough left over for a big night on the town with his totally real not at all rented ‘gf,’ or 2) he’s not able to rent due to no valid credit card or a restricted Mexican DL (tickets, no insurance etc.)

So which is it, megaballer ralphahog?

Driving a car into Taxco was considered unsafe even before the escalating violence this week.

 

[Near]

>mfw Ralph has to pick up whores who specifically don't understand English, so they can't read his kiwifarms thread

 

[Um...]

Driving a car into Taxco was considered unsafe even before the escalating violence this week.

So the answer is 3) he’s skeered.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I can think of only two possible reasons: either 1) he’s really that broke that he has to scrimp and save every peso to have enough left over for a big night on the town with his totally real not at all rented ‘gf,’ or 2) he’s not able to rent due to no valid credit card or a restricted Mexican DL (tickets, no insurance etc.)

Driving a car into Taxco was considered unsafe even before the escalating violence this week.

Why not all three?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Has the ralphahog addressed why he’s taking a bus to drug gang territory instead of renting a car at the airport and driving?

I'm more curious why he didn't pay the escort to come to him, or meet him at the airport/whatever. Surely she would want to get out of her poor shitty home state, her actual close friend is in Merida.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm more curious why he didn't pay the escort to come to him, or meet him at the airport/whatever. Surely she would want to get out of her poor shitty home state, her actual close friend is in Merida.

Outcalls are extra.

 

[Rage Pig]

Madame Ralph vague posting recycled 2016 /pol meme, very effeminate and disrespectful.

 

[Truly Rural]

I don't believe these texts came from Deni or any other woman. Until I see "I love you Ralph" with a teasing seductive semi-nude, it's just Ralph txting Ralph with rent free alogs on his mind.

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Alogs btfo'd again. They love each other sooooo much.

You are so predictable Ralph.