🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BlueArmedDevil]

I wonder what exactly triggers his Tumblr bitch blogging phase...

His desire for attention, success and acceptance combined with the crushing isolation he has created for himself.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Lol, lmao

By day a seemingly innocent cheese sommelier Joah Conner Potter Moon turns into insatiable beast the instant he senses a weak individual. He will come to your house, wherever you may live. Hide your children, hide your wife, but deep down you know you can't stop saliva seeping under your front door. The Slobber mutt cometh.

 

[AltisticRight]

If we're gonna sperg about culinary history, well, why not?
Nachos is a type of dish which consists of tortilla chips covered with stuff, typically cheese, jalapeños, some kind of protein, salsa and whatever.
What we call "nacho chips" are just the "chips" made for nachos, ie tortilla chips, made from corn tortillas.

Being cut into triangles isn't a requirement, the corn chips Ethan Ralph showed can be used for nachos. I can cut them into the star of David, it's still a fucking tortilla chip that can be used in nachos.
Corn tortillas are typically round, so cutting them into triangles maximises the yield. The circumference is typically cut off to make it look better but not necessary. I never do that when I make nachos at home.
Typically, I have seen square ones.

But this is not a nacho dish. Nachos are tortilla chips covered with other typically Mexican ingredients. It's just a guacamole snack.


tl;dr: those are tortilla chips, which are used in nacho dishes, what Ethan Ralph showed wasn't a nacho dish.
Rate me autistic. Anyway, I think I know what I'm having for dinner tomorrow.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Must be difficult to comprehend where the blame lies when you continually deflect your own blame.
But that pedo-file Joshua Conner moon killed byuu because he didn't take down a thread for $120000.
Ralph doesn't understand the implications of recieving money to have information removed because he's busy posting dox of Jim's doctors & choking women while high of xannies.

 

[MadStan]

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Given the part of town Ralph lives in, just how sure are you that that is, indeed guacamole in that bowl?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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lmao I ain't reading all of that
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Which of his headmates wrote this?

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

How does a niche gossip website "terrorizes" anyone? The only people who read KF are those who are already invested in online shenanigans. Trannies, RetardPilledGamer and gunt keep repeating this "KF stalks innocent people" narrative when all it does is archive things THEY have posted online. Anyways that guac and chips look like shit.

 

[Lazycunt]

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lmao I ain't reading all of that
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I read a paragraph, Ethan is such a fat faggot, cunt literally is a dead beat dad, revenge pornographer and woman abuser. He literally gets shit wrong or is lying.

Anyone that is a fan of his is worse than any DSP fan, he makes DSP look like a cool guy.

Ethan if you read this choke on your pills like the bitch you are

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Da Sektur down so bad with zero Kuality Killstream Kahntent you niggas writing pages upon pages on whether or not what Ralph is eating counts as nachos or not. Good Lord.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I wonder what exactly triggers his Tumblr bitch blogging phase...

Intense butthurt and immense dissatisfaction with his current circumstances.

 

[Pale Empress]

Fwiw those don't look anything like from-scratch tortilla chips, they remind me of the Mission brand tortilla strips that you buy in bulk from Costco.



Every time he talks about food he reveals what a cultural philistine he is, like how he crowed about the chicken salad sandwich and made a big fuss about how impressed he was when Faith showed him how to eat sandwiches with potato chips on them.

Guacamole is guacamole, it's nothing special. It costs like $5 to make, maybe a bit more if you wanna get really fancy.

 

[Sam Losco]

Fwiw those don't look anything like from-scratch tortilla chips, they remind me of the Mission brand tortilla strips that you buy in bulk from Costco.

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Every time he talks about food he reveals what a cultural philistine he is, like how he crowed about the chicken salad sandwich and made a big fuss about how impressed he was when Faith showed him how to eat sandwiches with potato chips on them.

Guacamole is guacamole, it's nothing special. It costs like $5 to make, maybe a bit more if you wanna get really fancy.

Yep. I bought a bag of them to try a while ago and immediately recognized them. I still have a lot because I don't care for them that much. Too salty.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Overdone meme but it just works TM
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First, pretty sure Josh's Byuu post said probably.
Second, the MATI thread is essentially a Josh thread.
Third, if Byuu is dead KF did not cause it and the reasons for that were also covered in the Byuu post.

It is almost like Ralph was told by someone that Josh admitted he personally killed Byuu and rolled with it.

He is so fucking boring. Josh has been more entertaining and he has not streamed in weeks.

Also on the guac: Holy shit Ralph is really clinging to the frayed end of the rope.

 

[porkWellington]

Damn I'm behind on child support. RALPH LIFE!

Damn I haven't seen my kids in months. RALPH LIFE!

Damn I can't mention Adezero. RALPH LIFE!

Damn I don't have my hot Mexican girlfriend. RALPH LIFE!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

how impressed he was when Faith showed him how to eat sandwiches with potato chips on them.

It’s an ongoing theme. There’s a food thread documenting his fine cultural palate and you’d think his mother just fed him pure slop in a tray with how impressed Ralph is over things. Even his Mexican GF had to teach him how to eat Mexican food properly and he quickly tweeted out how cultured he now is because he learned the proper etiquette to shove beans wrapped in a torta down his pig hole. He also extends his lack of knowledge to everybody. For an example he thinks everyone uses disposable plates

 

[AltisticRight]

Da Sektur down so bad with zero Kuality Killstream Kahntent you niggas writing pages upon pages on whether or not what Ralph is eating counts as nachos or not. Good Lord.

We analyse every feed of the piggy.
No half measure.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph has it all wrong once again. It's not evil slug, it's Lord Slug. Look how Josh gathers the energy of thousands of departed tranny souls to fuel his evil schemes.

 

[TV's Adam West]

It's crazy how a man can hold on to a gunt grudge for so long but it also could be that he has nothing else to hold on to.

If we could only harness this power, imagine for how long it would keep my fridge running.

If only he could hold a job as well as he holds a grudge.

 

[Mynameisdark]

You know, in that epic screed Ralph released he added those reoccurring references to sleep. Like how can you sleep? I'm sleeping so damn good! makes me think Ralph ain't sleeping at all. Given how slow his mind works, that probably took him all morning to write; if it was truly unassisted.
Then the big cope after being called a broke bum maniac all day, he posts tea cup guac in attempt to prove something. Ralph proved them right.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I've seen school meals more elegant than what Gunt had.