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Pigtoad
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I yearn for the uncomplicated life of being ecstatic over a bowl of guacamole, as if it's one of the wonders of the world.
ddlloo
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Wasn't just a fan, but an employee of his blog.
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How can a blog that makes no money have employees?
ddlloo
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Good point. Contributor to his blog? I assume he was paid, but honestly can't remember because this stuff was literally a decade ago in the gamergate era.
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The soggy square school cafeteria pizza would be a more substantial and enjoyable meal than a depressing ramekin of guacamole and tortilla strips.
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Ralph paying somebody for their effort? My sides.
This fat nigger is cheaper than Tonka.
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I want to contribute to his blog. I can write about all sorts of shit.
Ralph hit me up!
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Text of post, for future posterity.
Post said:
Ethan Ralph
@TheRalphRetort
A Bedtime Story About Josh Moon (@XJosh)
So, Josh Moon, John Potter, whatever the evil slug has changed his name to...he goes by Null on the internet. He started a site called Kiwi Farms to troll shield himself over his allegedly past love of shotacon and lolicon, his dreams of killing his mother, his creepy stalking of a romantic interest that wanted nothing to do with him, his general lies, the forum that he set up for pedophiles to commiserate and coordinate their sick predilection for harming children...now has another confirmed kill on his record.
Unlike Null, I don't have to sit here and lie. Before this, I had no idea who David Ginder, aka Byuu, was. I still barely know about the guy. He was a tranny. Obviously, that is a lifestyle choice I cannot understand and have ridiculed when the occasion calls for it. I slept well last night, nonetheless. I always sleep well. Why? Because I don't lie about who I am and what this nasty place really is. But Josh Moon does.
He likes to act as if his hands are tied when it comes to removing the information of people on his website, Kiwi Farms. This is a site that was specifically setup to harass, threaten, and chronicle the lives of those deemed worthy of such "journalism." It hosts countless doxes, lies, pictures of people's children and extended family, encourages and chronicles off-site harassment, and has been responsible for countless acts of real-world crime. People have been physically attacked, homes vandalized, bank accounts hacked, careers ruined and altered permanently...all so Josh Moon...Null...can make an easy buck and shield himself against the criticism he so richly deserves. There was a thread on my children before they were even born.
That's the kind of place Kiwi Farms really is.
This same evil fuck refuses to allow a thread on himself. He admits it would drive him to madness. He is not some champion of free speech. He's a lying pussy who's made a career off being a fake, disingenuous, bastard. Ginder, Byuu, whatever you want to call him, came to Null in his time of need and offered him $120,000 to take down his thread or else he would kill himself. He offered his highly skilled services as a developer for free to Null...if only he would pull down his personal information. Null not only refused this on bullshit "censorship" and free speech grounds...he also published the exchange for his deranged gang of sickos to gawk at. To make another easy buck.
Well, Ginder did kill himself.
The story doesn't end there, though. Null, Moon, Potter...whatever you want to call him...then spun a story about the big, bad media picking on him when they reported on Byuu's death. He claimed there was no evidence the man was dead and that this was a false smear designed to take down Kiwi Farms. He actually conned many people into believing this tripe. But, as it turns out, he has had proof that Byuu was dead for many months. I said a year last night. One of the stalker creep losers who spends his life on the site said 171 days. Whatever the timeline...Null has known Ginder actually killed himself for a very long time. Only now has he revealed the information after his hand was forced by another user who posted the Freedom of Information Act proof from the State Department himself (Null laughably threatened to sue the State Department over their correspondence, by the way). Josh Moon freely admits he had this information beforehand and continued with the fake narrative of Byuu having just vanished...instead of the obvious truth that he had killed himself. Null Knew.
This is not really about Byuu, though. It's about the cesspool that is Kiwi Farms. What did Josh do after his hand was forced to confirm the kill? He immediately went on the attack against a dead guy who died because of Josh's personal decision. He had the power to keep the obviously disturbed individual alive, but he refused to do so out of his fake and contemptuous public posture. He put him up for further mockery and monetized their personal exchange. He claimed the info would just be posted elsewhere. Byuu rightfully pointed out to him that Kiwi Farms is by far the number one site for in-real-life harassment and genuinely offered him both his money and his services, if only Josh Moon would help him. He didn't help him, he instead harmed him further for monetary gain...and now Null has another body on his record.
Then, as if all this wasn't enough, he called Ginder/Byuu a "rotten piece of shit" yesterday. "Rotten to the bitter fucking end," in the words of Null. Wrong. There is a rotten piece of shit out there, one who is rotten to the bitter fucking end...and he goes by Josh Moon, John Potter, Null...or better yet, coward. Coward because he won't admit who he is, what he does, and how he makes his money. I guess so he can sleep better at night. I guess so he can throw some more Bible verses out while his site terrorizes families and children all over the globe.
Like I said, I sleep like a fucking baby when my head hits that fucking pillow. I somehow doubt that Josh Moon gets the same sort of rest. I've never had to lie about who I am, what I do, what all this is. It's a nasty business. He, on the other hand, HAS to lie to himself, he HAS to lie to the people, or else his entire house of cards will fall.
Guess what? One day they will fall anyway...and I will be down by the riverbank to witness it, chronicle it, and crow about it to the world. Because that's my role. That's what I love. That's what I don't have to lie to myself about to sleep at night.
6:19 AM · Apr 5, 2024 · 10.1K Views
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Is this what they mean by “P U S S Y I N B I O”?
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Ralph's entire bio is bein' a pussy, though.
Muppetstudios
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He went out to a restaurant just to take photos to "own" the thread over his shitty guacamole cup
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Look Ralph just because I said you eat slop doesn’t mean you have to post more slop. I know it seems fancy to you because it didn’t come on a paper plate
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what a woman, lol!
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I am so jealous of Ralph, I couldn't imagine being able to go to a restaurant to eat food. Especially not a local restaurant to eat local food. This has really blown my mind. He is such a Ralphamale, I am shook.
Maybe what we are missing here is that Ralph, being a typical Amerimutt, has a palate that has primarily been exposed to hydrogenated corn syrup, and the usual chains that every has access to in the US. His mind is actually being blown because he is finally graduating from the kid cuisine tray meals his momma used to throw at him every night when he got back from school - crying because everyone there bullied him for killing puppies.
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Rage Pig
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I'd love to hear what the employees talk about the fat Gringo with the melon head, shitty clothes and faggy purse who's eating alone on a Saturday evening and who takes pictures of every plate they serve him.
Guac game, lmao you cringe lord. If he weren't such an obnoxious asshole I'd feel pity for him, can't imagine a more pathetic existence. A meth zombie sleeping in a pile of dogshit has more dignity than this sad sack of grizzled gunt flesh.
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You'll be fired and hollered at after one entry for spelling better than Ralph.
Can't buy shit in California for $200 a month anyway. Might as well spend that money on cheap Mexican puss. What are they gonna do? Revoke his passport? Have him extradited? That's a future Ralph problem and who knows if future Ralph will still even be alive.