🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Nottafed]

Ethan I fucking hate you, but I am glad you are losing weight. You look much better, hope you are staying off the sauce.

 

[Near]

I WENT TO WAR WITH MEDICARE
I'M PRETTY MUCH A VETERAN ON THE INTERNET

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I WENT TO WAR WITH MEDICARE
I'M PRETTY MUCH A VETERAN ON THE INTERNET

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I WENT TO WAR WITH A MAN DYING OF CANCER! NEXT IS THAT OLD LADY WITH ARTHRITIS! I'M COMING FOR YOU ABUELA!!!

The fact that Ralph could call what he does war and take the internet this seriously shows us all why he has to pay for pussy in Mexico. Only retarded women that are willing to do anything for a crumb of clout (or in Nora's case, probably a green card) would ever even entertain the idea of fucking this gunted hog goblin for free.

 

[Elmo]

For those of you who are asking themselves: what even is the point of Ralph's "Bedtime story about Josh Moon"?

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It's to be featured on MATI

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being a crybaby retard was all part of my master plan, MORON BISH!

Literally begging for scraps from @Null. Sad, pathetic even.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I love how Ralph is so utterly consumed by his haters even when he's out in nature at a breathtakingly beautiful spot all he can think about is "I'M GONNA OWN DEM ALOGS!" What a sad man.

The idea that he gazes upon ancient historical architecture that has survived for hundreds of years only to get on his knees with a dumb smile on his face and yell "YO BISH, TAKE A PIC" thinking it's going to own random Internet people is the funniest shit in the world to me.

I wish he'd stumble upon the Ark of the Covenant or the ruins of Atlantis only because his first thought is probably going to be "TAKE THAT MEDICARE!"

 

[FiveStarAce]

Imagine taking an Escort sight seeing, like how many wires must have crossed in your brain to end up like this.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Which of his headmates wrote this?

The fat, insecure one

Graf still can't help but swing his über admin micro penis around.
If Josh did shit like this I'd stop using the site in an instant.

Yeah agree - obviously graf can do what he wants with his servers and services and users "have no expectation of privacy" etc. etc. but admins doing this sort of thing tend to undermine end user faith in the services. Thankfully the Ooperator has neither the inclination nor the time to be this retarded with us, and even went out of his way to provide instructions on keeping ourselves as anonymous as possible for the situations where he may be forced to turn data like this over.

I am mostly an IT retard, but that seems sort of shit for him to be sharing that information, anything that could get graf into trouble there? I AM NOT SAYING GO AFTER GRAF.. i am just wondering.

Probably not; it is shit for him to be sharing the data because it could lead to weens trying to DDOS Gunt (or end up hitting a rando who gets that IP when it cycles), but as a technicality it's just an entry in his server logs that he shared, and he's within his right to publish it if he wants. Unless there is some service level agreement or terms that are agreed to that would prevent graf from being this asshole-y (there aren't), he can do it.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Back with the Mexican hooker who announced on social media that Ralph tried to kill her?

Ralph is going to die. I guess she figured out how to extract more money from him for the time being.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Off the wagon again:
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Either he's boozing it up again or Ralph is turning into a walking Staph infection.

Can't afford a trash can

Case in point. Instead of trying to inseminate the whore with the next Guntling he should pay her to clean up his pig pen.

Mexican Bishes Lub to Clean!

 

[Post Reply]

He has the loose flappy flabby underarms of a seventy-year old grandma.
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And yes, the protruding gunt is still very much visible.
Also that backwards baseball cap thing he’s sporting these days looks ridiculous.

The contrast between Ralph's deflated body, twiggy arms, and bloated head is really startling. He looks like a large, white trash toddler set loose in the museum.

 

[ddlloo]

"pay me twice as much and never mention or photograph me"

Sorry Xander, but papa has his priorities. You'll understand when you're 18 and then you'll love me and hate your bish mom.

 

[Inside your walls]

Y'all are fucked now, Ralph has the ancient Mayan energy on his side, "El Magi-Chan"
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Really starting to reek of desperation here.
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EDIT: Taking bets on whether Ralph is trolling or really does lack this degree of self-awareness:
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WHOOPS! All the transparent Ralphamales!



Hopefully, those dirty ay-lawgs don't get any silly ideas with these exploitable transparent images !

 

[Vect]

Late, but why'd they burn the lemon on that seafood meal? Doesn't he need that?

 

[Thorndyke Special]

This is an outfit a first grader puts together and their mom makes them change it before they go to school.

 

[Obscura539]

If ISIS ever decides to decapitate Ralph they would probably have a good laugh.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Oh man, I sure do hope Ralph is enjoying all this A-log attention he so desperately craved

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If Null really wanted to fuck with Ralph he'd never mention him again. He'd close this subforum and within three months Ralph would be completely forgotten. Same with Kino Casino. Shit, if they both refused to talk about Ralph he'd be forgotten in a month. I bet you even Ralph knows this and it's why he's attempting to start shit with Null. Without his detractors it's just him and handful of ride or die paypigs deplatforming destroyed any chance of growing his audience he had.

 

[Pale Empress]

deplatforming destroyed any chance of growing his audience he had.

There's more options than ever for "deplatformed" streamers. He's only permabanned from youtube, and he's had success on alt-tech before. His entire audience followed him post healstream and crashed both dLive and stream.me. He even had deals with dLive and odysee before he flipped out on their staff for no reason whatsoever.

He'll never grow an audience because he doxes his associates, viewers, and paypigs whenever they do something he doesn't like. Being a supporter of the killstream is a liability. More importantly Ralph's just boring now. Anybody who stumbles onto his stream won't stay to watch a sullen, low energy fat man wearing sunglasses silently watching CNN for ten hours per day, occasionally talking about his cats and calling some guy with a dog avatar a broke dick pedophile.

If Null never brought him up again I wouldn't care, but leaving the subforum or dedicated thread up is a net win because he just can't help himself. Dude went out to a restaurant and bought food specifically to impress us just because we made fun of his guacamole and Costco chips.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Said the guy that absconded from the country his daddy gave him to dodge child support and two angry baby-mamas.

At the bare minimum, Matt Jarbo owns a house, has two daughters (one biological), isn't a deadbeat dad and gets to see them daily. He didn't abscond from the country his daddy gave him. Ethan Ralph has nothing on Jarbo.

>I went to war

Is he for real? The gay baby histrionics of this man. A guy with cancer called you a pig, you think it's a WAR????????

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

I fak bussy!

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I know I'm late commenting on these but like, dude.

Food/plating Sperging incoming.

First off that bottom image looks like shit, there is nothing impressive about a fucking brick of avocado with random shit on top. I can not image eating that much avocado in one sitting, Also from like a plating perspective the shrimp and the tortilla chip that are placed on top of the guac cube are the some color so its just a mass of beige on top of a green brick. And whatever wilted green garnish which also shares the plate looks out of place and certainly wouldn't complement the flavors of whatever that meal actually is.

Now the top image actually looks pretty good, however, when you spend more that 30 seconds looking at it you realize this is a plate meant to impress people who don't know better. On the good side it is significantly more colorful, and simpler, there isn't some ambiguous mass of food. You've got your fried octopus, your refried beans in a cute little tortilla cup, sliced avocado, a grilled lime wedge, and some sort of grilled pepper, and some red onion (It kind of looks like there could have been a quick pickling done on them) and a cilantro garnish. whatever restaurant this is, it is trying to present itself as a more classy (ish) establishment.

Here is where things fall apart imo, to start the onions are not a uniformed cut and are seemingly just pilled on the plate, it looks like the rim of the tortilla chip cup is dirty, the cilantro garnish on the octopus still has the stems (you should remove them bc it looks nicer to just have the leaves). Slicing avocado and fanning it out like that is like the most basic tex mex way to add green to your plate (not necessarily bad, just lazy imo), and same goes with the grilled lime and the pepper. Additionally, NOTHING on this plate is is something that a normal person could not do at home. The only barrier to entry here is actually acquiring octopus. I know that the point of most restaurants is the fact that someone else is cooking for you and you don't have to clean up and shit, and not always to give you something exotic or fancy. But this restaurant is totally trying to be higher class and ralph is flexing it like it IS some sort of achievement. Like nigga I have seen teenagers make shit that looks this good, any asshole with a dutch over or a pot and deep can fry shit and lazily put herbs on top. You know he also massively over paid for this my bet is that this plate cost him somewhere between $35-42 dollars usd, idk what that is in paseos. The $80 steak with no sides or whatever he had was certainly a more reasonable deal than what he paid for this, bar literally nothing.

Sperging done, sorry.