🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[T00L Nigger]

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A succulent Mexican meal.

Ralph trying to pass off your average lunch rush slop-shop cuisine Heart Failure on a roll as a sign of eating good always give me a giggle. Really makes me wonder how he hasn't succumbed to food poisoning. I guess eating Literal Shit and trash burgers builds up immunity against Hep A/B .

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Same energy.

The only thing that will top a Pillstream is watching a pig croak.

Edit: Can't proof read.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Just have the Mexicans dump it in a trough and eat it like the little piggy you are next time

 

[NaggotFigger]

"A local restaurant just served me something that looks like it leaked out of Meigh's ass after the Mexican gigolo was done with her... We are SO back!"

AYOOO DAWG IT WAS GOD'S PLAN ALONG LAWD!!! GOD'S PLAN GOD'S PLAN!!! I OWN DA DIRTY AYYLAWGS RIGHTA DEIR ASS YO!!! AIN'T MAH FOOD SOME FUCKIN' GHETTO SHIET FROM DA HOOD, DAWG, IMMA TAKE A HUGE SHIET IN THE TOILET, FUCK Y'ALL BITCH ASS AYYLAWGS AHHHH!!!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It was so nice of Master Milo to give Ralph the $5 American so he will be flush with tortas for the rest of the month

 

[Truly Rural]

Ethan :

Rozy was and still is the best thing that ever appeared on the Killstreams.

 

[Rage Pig]

BIG SHOW!

SO BIG!

Classic piggy content, watching a CNN clip in silence with 222 retards.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Always amazed at the audacity of this pig to call silently watching video clips with an occasional mention how he doesn’t really have a poly sci degree but he totally does as if it’s some sort of show. How many brainworms have encrusted cysts in the heads of these paypigs to the point of thinking this is content and donate?

And still with the black and white filter to avoid his bright red porky the pig face still

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Imagine having like 60,000 dollars worth of college debt and you don't even have a degree to show for it COULDEN'T BE ME

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph stealing Razorfists gimmick with the shades and B&W filter is really something

Maybe he should rebrand himself as Razorback

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Always amazed at the audacity of this pig to call silently watching video clips with an occasional mention how he doesn’t really have a poly sci degree but he totally does as if it’s some sort of show. How many brainworms have encrusted cysts in the heads of these paypigs to the point of thinking this is content and donate?

And still with the black and white filter to avoid his bright red porky the pig face still

The only Poly-Sci degree EOR would have is if he drew himself one. But he’s far too lazy to do that.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph making up excuses to not stream when he has no one booked to carry his show.

link / archive

Spoiler: ralphacat

 

[NaggotFigger]

Ralph making up excuses to not stream when he has no one booked to carry his show.
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link / archive

Spoiler: ralphacat

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As usual, Ralph does not know how to care for the Ralphacat. Smoke's face begging itself to put out of its misery from the pig's torment to it. Piggy should never deserve having any pets or hellspawns with his ungodly seed coming from the ten Hells.

The only Poly-Sci degree EOR would have is if he drew himself one. But he’s far too lazy to do that.

Not only lazy, but incredibly retarded as well. He cannot read a book properly and only tries hard to be as intuitive and mega smart as possible, and ends up embarassing himself and run away from it like he was in Portugal, unable to self-defend himself with his big mouth and limited vocabulary and poor education. He only squeals and no headbutts or fist at all, and he is not even the sharpest dagger in the shed, more rustier than pig metal. Tardski can box, and he does not.

Imagine having like 60,000 dollars worth of college debt and you don't even have a degree to show for it COULDEN'T BE ME

True Ralphamale moment of being a master debt evader. Porky piggy is also a junior high school dropout and possibly having the worst GPA that could be on par with a bully who always skip school on a daily basis. He can easily fail at every single subject easily because of his Mt. Everest-sized ego and tough guy attitude he always have with no sense of sincerity at all, and shits himself for every time he got beaten up or being invited to a pig brawl. The ayylawgs cannot get this peak like the Ralphamale does

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The only poly degree Ethan has is a rolly poly degree because he's fat

 

[NaggotFigger]

The only poly degree Ethan has is a rolly poly degree because he's fat

And that fat contains all of his exam results, are are below average and bad, because he is a school dropout that talks like wiggers, but mixed with hoggish feeling to his talk.

 

[AnOminous]

It's interesting though, he's blaming influencers, having seemingly forgot he would be one of these influencers who just claim having "white children" is a W.

Is he bitching about nool? Because he claimed he'd had these little bastards to spite him.

 

[Lidl Drip]

He has finally come to the realisation that to be a parent someone should be responsible, and in healthy a relationship before they start procreating.

Very optimistic. He still thinks he did everything right, it's those evil women and the evil family courts who are to blame for him physically and verbally abusing both of his babymommas until they fled. Faith and Meigh both did their very best to please the pigmonster, he could have theoretically had a long lasting marriage with either of them, it's entirely on him that he didn't because he didn't even try to be a good husband or father.

But in his mind HE is the victim, they should have put up with all of his abuse, they should have raised their children in squalor, they should have played pretend on front of the camera so he could own the a-logs, they should have completely enabled him and his addiction and anything short of that makes them EVIL. Now it's their fault he can't own the a-logs anymore, what malice, what cruelty.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Is he bitching about nool? Because he claimed he'd had these little bastards to spite him.

I suspect it's people who just talk about having white children... So people like him.

He still thinks he did everything right, it's those evil women and the evil family courts who are to blame for him physically and verbally abusing both of his babymommas until they fled.

Probably, I'm in two minds though - I think on some level he understands the truth. If it wasn't his fault he wouldn't be such a sad pathetic faggot crying about how he can see Mantsu and Rozy whenever he's asleep, like some fat pilled out Maximus Decimus Meridius.

 

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A succulent Mexican meal. Imagine the smell in piggy's toilet.

This pile of disgusting slop says “We’re back”? Back to what? He’s still hanging on to the same miserable existence supported by a moribund 300-viewer streaming channel, nothing new there. And who exactly is ‘we’? He’s (still) all alone and isolated in his messican shack. There’s no ‘we’ there.

 

[AltisticRight]

The only poly degree Ethan has is a rolly poly degree because he's fat

Polysubstance abuse.

 

[Rage Pig]

The Gunt & Balldo reunion owning the Kiwi fags on X.com