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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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A woman Ralph is hayden on has reminded the world that Ralph jerked off live on stream. Ralph got so mad he got out of bed to shoot a promo:

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UCantCCPMe said:
Most people won't understand this, but Ralph is a very valuable asset to the Kiwifarms. Anytime some retard starts a retard crusade against the site these last few years, Ethan is right there to hop on their side, make them look foolish by proxy, steal their spotlight, make it all about him and eventually drive said retard to give up on their dreams of kiwi dominance. Makes me wonder whether Null pulled one out of the Feddy McGlownigger playbook and Ralph is secretly controlled opposition. It would certainly explain a lot.
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Yer. Remember Ralph became an instant trans ally the second Keffles #dropkiwifarms got some traction and Ralph defended Keffles as a woman and wanted to tit fuck “”her.””
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Windy Moors said:
If Ralph was able to find the Rekieta's in any of the Hedonism II amateur porn that's available, that feature would never be removed, matter of fact it would go down in KF history!
(Hint, hint, wink, nudge.)
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I'm not sure anything could top the historical and cultural impact of the feature "Ralph sharted."
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Most people won't understand this, but Ralph is a very valuable asset to the Kiwifarms. Anytime some retard starts a retard crusade against the site these last few years, Ethan is right there to hop on their side, make them look foolish by proxy, steal their spotlight, make it all about him and eventually drive said retard to give up on their dreams of kiwi dominance. Makes me wonder whether Null pulled one out of the Feddy McGlownigger playbook and Ralph is secretly controlled opposition. It would certainly explain a lot.
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He and Keffals should fuck.
 
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Peristaltic Pump said:
Nice hairline, Ralph.
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He's not balding though, his head is just growing fatter.
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An automatic clown said:
He's getting into a slap fight with some lady on X and he pulled out old reliable.
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Ya honor, revenge porn laws are unconstitutional if you wanna know da troof about it !
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1st person in the state of Virginia to win the award and Ralph's life has been great ever since! Living in Mexico alone. Divorced a beautiful horse in a ceremony led by Elvis. Dead broke. Major health issues. But by God, he'll die on this hill!! 5 star days!!

Oh, can't forget he posted the disputed copyright after getting in an argument with the teenager's meth addict ex-boyfriend while she was locked up in a mental institution. Well, AKKKTUALLY it was Iranian hackers that did it, but Ralph knew the courts would be against him, which is why he pleaded no contest.
 
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An automatic clown said:
He's getting into a slap fight with some lady on X and he pulled out old reliable.
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Ya honor, revenge porn laws are unconstitutional if you wanna know da troof about it !
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:diddler: “As a matter of fact it’s you who’s breaking da law! I never said I was guilty I just plead no contest and was declared guilty.”

God what a fucking idiot
 
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