🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[porkWellington]

"I blame myself even though there were other forces" lmao Ralph really can't ever give himself an L without a qualifier.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I would bet he lost the stroller intentionally just to shove it in his father in law's face. He's a petty vindictive little piggy that puts a tumblr teenager blogger to shame. Justpiggythings.

Ethan Ralph even said changing diapers was the lowly duty of a woman, no man should change HIS OWN INFANT'S diaper.
I still cannot understand the logic here. Ethan Ralph loves poop, he fish truffles out of Faith Vickers' starfish.

It wasn't just the stroller, biased mod-child, he lost all the luggage they had while pilled out, drunk and seething. Don't forget Gunt's law - Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to being a drunk retard. Enjoy ESL threadbanning.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I have frequent documented visits with my son.

Why might they need to be documented, I wonder?

There is no reasonable legal reason to prevent me from seeing Rozy.

I think you being an angry, drunk, misogynist pillpig are some pretty solid reasons.

 

[sufferhorse]

theres a line on his post "ive had visitations with my son and they were all great". That's hinting that the morris camp has made de argument to the judge that ralph is indeed, a drug addict alcoholic that should not be in the presence of children without supervision.
Either that, or pantsu is hinting at ralph hitting/abusing Rozy a.k.a Michelle Cisco Morris in order to keep him away

 

[Gator_Aids]

theres a line on his post "ive had visitations with my son and they were all great". That's hinting that the morris camp has made de argument to the judge that ralph is indeed, a drug addict alcoholic that should not be in the presence of children without supervision.
Either that, or pantsu is hinting at ralph hitting/abusing Rozy a.k.a Michelle Cisco Morris in order to keep him away

He’s recorded having blown weed smoke in the baby’s face as well as driving drunk and high with her in the car. It’s not a hard argument to make.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Ralph missed Rozy's birth because he was in Dallas bowling with Dick Masterson and Chaggot.

 

[AltisticRight]

It wasn't just the stroller, biased mod-child, he lost all the luggage they had while pilled out, drunk and seething. Don't forget Gunt's law - Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to being a drunk retard. Enjoy ESL threadbanning.

Ethan Ralph being fat and drunk, exhibit 857385.

Ban ESL users, deport ESL users to Mexico, force ESL users to watch gambling streams, make ESL users SUFFAH.

 

[Pale Empress]

Ralph is now free to speak his daughter's name
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"THEY WON'T LET ME SEE MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEDZ!!!!"

He'll keep screeching this talking point for a while to fleece his audience. Just like last time.

He can barely pay child support for Xander or fly out every two months to see him, there's no way he'll be able to afford doing the same for Rozy.

If he cared about seeing his daughter he would have hired a lawyer (a real lawyer, not a public defender or a Mexican landlord/HVAC tech/plumber) a long time ago and begun the legal battle.

Wonder what this will mean in the future for Morris v. Ralph.

 

[Schpoots]

Ralph is only talking about rozy because null keeps pointing out on MATI that ralph doesn't give a fuck about her at all.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph is only talking about rozy because null keeps pointing out on MATI that ralph doesn't give a fuck about her at all.

I am pretty sure Ralph had a gag order not to mention her. It looks like he maybe still has one with regards to Meigh.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph is only talking about rozy because null keeps pointing out on MATI that ralph doesn't give a fuck about her at all.

Cozy.tv Rozy and Xander only exist because Ralph wanted to make Null jealous. Null is the spiritual father to both of the children and must start taking responsibility. Time to pony up child support, Johm Potter.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Ralph is now free to speak his daughter's name
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Your name is also in the DM's of LATIN TEEN CASTINGS and right next to SEX OFFENDER, also after the quote "All women are whores".

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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There may be no legal reasons, but I don't think anyone will pay for Ralph to visit Reroll Rozy

 

[There Is Light At The End]

"I blame myself even though there were other forces" lmao Ralph really can't ever give himself an L without a qualifier.

Noone forced him to eat xannieberries, or drink. Or threatening the horse. His downfall is his own undoing in 95% of the time

 

[Some Fucking Retard]

Ralph is now free to speak his daughter's name
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Looks like the horse forgot to reup the RO or no contact order. Wonder what his plan is with rozy though. Is he gonna try for an every other month visitation with the two kids he abandoned so he could get the clap from Mexican hookers and eat xanax in a crack shack?

 

[Obscura539]

Ralph may have fathered these children, but they won’t ever see him as their dad. He is choosing to spend his life doing drugs and eating Burger King in Mexico. Ralph is missing out on some of the most amazing times to be father to his children.

Piggertits can post on Twitter about it and posture like he’s some victim and it’s out of his control. It’s the narrative he has to tell himself just to survive being a complete failure. He’s just a little bitch like he always has been. He literally hid and watched as Ronnie beat Sandra.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Noone forced him to eat xannieberries, or drink. Or threatening the horse. His downfall is his own undoing in 95% of the time

No one forced him to pee in the bottles and cans he was threatening Pantsu over.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Ralph may have fathered these children, but they won’t ever see him as their dad. He is choosing to spend his life doing drugs and eating Burger King in Mexico. Ralph is missing out on some of the most amazing times to be father to his children.

Piggertits can post on Twitter about it and posture like he’s some victim and it’s out of his control. It’s the narrative he has to tell himself just to survive being a complete failure. He’s just a little bitch like he always has been. He literally hid and watched as Ronnie beat Sandra.

Imagine being Xander or [Name Redacted] and being around 14 or 15 years old. One day you come home from school and say "Mom, why are people talking about my father and Kiwi Farms?" Once they have finished crying like Nick Rekieta at a plea hearing, you go up to your room and log onto the site for the very first time. Genuinely imagine what that moment would be like, having this immense repository documenting EXACTLY who your father is for all the world to see.

This is going to be some comic book origin shit. Whether we get a hero or villain from it is anyone's guess though.

 

[Unremarkable Anus Lover]

I still cannot understand the logic here. Ethan Ralph loves poop, he fish truffles out of Faith Vickers' starfish.

IT'S NOT TRUUUUUU

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Imagine being Xander or [Name Redacted] and being around 14 or 15 years old. One day you come home from school and say "Mom, why are people talking about my father and Kiwi Farms?" Once they have finished crying like Nick Rekieta at a plea hearing, you go up to your room and log onto the site for the very first time. Genuinely imagine what that moment would be like, having this immense repository documenting EXACTLY who your father is for all the world to see.

This is going to be some comic book origin shit. Whether we get a hero or villain from it is anyone's guess though.

Given their genetics and quality of parenting, I'm not sure literacy is in the cards for these kids