🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[porkWellington]

"the Colombian cartels are BIG fans of the Killstream if you wanna know the truth about it BIIIISH"

 

[Die For Me!]

God, this fucking faggot.

HE IDOLIZES CARTOON HORSES!
HE'S A BRONY!

 

[Oliver Onions]

I forgot that he had blue hair at the time

God I miss the blue hair arc. Too bad he's too bald to do shit like that now.

He should start getting tattoos instead. That would be so badass and we'd all be really jealous of you, Ralph.

 

[OrionBalls]

HE IDOLIZES CARTOON HORSES!
HE'S A BRONY!
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That's not a horse. It's a changeling, which is surprisingly apt.

 

[Gator_Aids]

So did the cartel get him?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

It's that time again! Ethan Ralph has not made a tweet in over 24 hours.
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I believe this weekend he was supposed to go see Faiths son, meaning Ralph is already due for his minimum 1 near death experience per trip to California.
Did Ralph...

• Miss his flight
• Lose his phone
• Have a heart attack while gooning to Hunter Moores trafficking victims
• jseizure up and passed away in a puddle of shattered piss bottles
• get lynched by the Nazis
• Receive a bullet to the head attempting to short change some poz loaded prostitutes

Yes.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Well people under his tweets are concerned

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Godwinson has Xeeted about the Ralph disappearance

Godwinson is paying his respects to the Ralphamale


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[Some Fucking Retard]

Well if this doesn't wake the fat fuck out of his drunken xanax fueled coma I don't know what will.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Fucking Mexicans. We would know if it was Ralph if they mentioned if he was swimming while wearing his SHAME SHIRT or not. Can't do anything right.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

So did the cartel get him?

even cartels can't stand the Lovecrafian abomination.
RaphamaleW?

 

[GPRIMACADO]

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"On the traditional Progreso boardwalk, Police officers showed up when they were informed of the discovery of a body in that area."

Upon arriving at the scene, near the Navy facilities on 74th Street, on the sand a few meters from the seashore, officers found the body of a person, apparently a tourist.
According to police reports, the man drowned in the sea while swimming. The victim has not yet been identified, although he is apparently a man in his 40s.
Around 3:00 p.m., the area near the body had been closed to the public so the authorities could conduct the necessary investigations.
It was also revealed that the man who died was under the influence of alcohol when the unfortunate incident occurred.
Nearby, some swimmers were present and called emergency services when they saw the man was in trouble.
Shortly after, he was rescued and paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) but were unable to save his life.

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Uhhhh

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

He's probably in jail

 

[Step out of the car sir]

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"On the traditional Progreso boardwalk, Police officers showed up when they were informed of the discovery of a body in that area."

Upon arriving at the scene, near the Navy facilities on 74th Street, on the sand a few meters from the seashore, officers found the body of a person, apparently a tourist.
According to police reports, the man drowned in the sea while swimming. The victim has not yet been identified, although he is apparently a man in his 40s.
Around 3:00 p.m., the area near the body had been closed to the public so the authorities could conduct the necessary investigations.
It was also revealed that the man who died was under the influence of alcohol when the unfortunate incident occurred.
Nearby, some swimmers were present and called emergency services when they saw the man was in trouble.
Shortly after, he was rescued and paramedics performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) but were unable to save his life.

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Uhhhh

Someone in the other thread mentioned that tweeted picture being old

 

[W@rui]

Him dying by drowning seems off, because Ethan comes off like a guy who wouldn't touch water under any circumstances.

 

[HackerX]

the man who died was under the influence of alcohol when the unfortunate incident occurred.

Oh that clears it all up. Ralph went to rehab and doesn't drink anymore. Or do pills either.

TBH, I don't believe it's him unless there's some bizarre scenario involved, for two reasons.

1. He's black and blacks are afraid of swimming.

2. Ralph isn't one to spontaneously leave the shack without making sure everyone knows he's living it up in Mexico. The man hyped up a trip to Burger King FFS, he'd definitely post about a beach visit.

Now, could I see a scheme where he was tricked into getting murdered via sex or drugs? Sure, but for what purpose other than sport? He's got no money. His truck has been AWOL for more than a year. Maybe he tried selling pawpaw's ring and they discovered it was fake as shit?

 

[joebobmurphy]

I know I said it probably wasn't him but the suspense is killing me.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

1. He's black and blacks are afraid of swimming.

If there weren't witnesses who said they saw the guy struggling in the water, I'd say it could be something like suicide by drowning in the ocean.

 

[Nate Higgers]

SOON.

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This post aged strangely after the last 24 hours

 

[lester]

The only way I could see Ralphy drowning is, in his pilled out drunken stupor, he forgets he's not in America where he can flush his toilet paper and clogs and overflows his crackshack's shit collector while he's passed out and ends up floating around in there belly up.