🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 325 92.6%

  • Total voters
    351
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Imagine arguing with randoms on Twitter about your height coping. Ralph is usually the smallest man in any given group photo.
Piggy's height hollerin' is one my favorite copes because it so obviously bothers him. Most dudes will lie about an inch to get plausibly close to the fabled 6'0 Chad status. Ralph adds God damn near a foot! We've got the pictorial ebbidence to back it up!
 
This is some primo cope.

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This is some primo cope.

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This is actually a really sweet reply. It’s the kind of thing a six year old would write in their diary.

“I like Hunter Moore. We are really best friends. I’m also made friends with his friend. Columbia is so cool! Also my new friend told me a lot of fun stories.”
 
Tweeting at Harry again.
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Also replying to his own tweets then retweeting the reply.

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Piggy is already missing his horse waifu, after getting pegged by that tranny. Just think how nostalgic that must have made him feel for Pantsu, no wonder she's on his mind!
That is not a high bar to reach. (Well, not physically at least. He's 5'1 after all.) The man thinks he's a heel in some wrestling promotion that only exists in his mind.
In reality, he's still that same retarded fat kid from the short bus that eventually got bullied out of his school. Except now there is no escape, the bullies are everywhere and mockery never ends!
 
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