🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[ulsterscotsman]

Petty as always.

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[Obscura539]

Petty as always.

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Never change, Ralph. You can make all the tweets you want, but those two mothers have been better parents than you. Their holidays are spent with family. You’re alone in tiny apartment with two cats. You just had your face rearranged yet again. You’re still the same little fatass saying shit for attention. You’re still getting your ass beat. And still no one cares except to laugh at you.

You’re a bitch.

Happy Mother’s Day, Ralph.

 

[JAKL II]

If I recall correctly Lucas is around 5'9'', average.
That's an entire 8 inches taller.


Keep sucking off that schizophrenic nigger, Ethan. You'll never be invited back to AF.

I've unfortunately been in the same room as Lucas a couple years ago before he fled. He's closer to my height of 6'3".

 

[AltisticRight]

I've unfortunately been in the same room as Lucas a couple years ago before he fled. He's closer to my height of 6'3".

So he towers over the RALPHAMALE.
We know who's the receiver in this relationship.

Petty as always.

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Happy mother's day to San...
Oh yeah she's dead.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

"It's not even hot out!"

Happy Mother's Day, Ralph.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Happy mother's day to San...
Oh yeah she's dead.

And burning in hell, but don't worry, it's not even that hot down there!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Petty as always.

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All Fai Fai did was not allow that idiot to give Digibro’s old Switch to Xander.

All Pantsu did was escape his abuse.

What a twat.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Happy Mother's Day and Help Out Your Mother!

'Cause it's not even hot outside.

 

[W@rui]

Happy Mother's Day and Help Out Your Mother!
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'Cause it's not even hot outside.
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This gave him a permanent spot on my shit-list.

 

[Farmer9876]

So after having sex with tranny, Ralph decided to quit women. Hmm... really makes you think.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s just mad they slipped out of his piggy abusive hands. Doesn’t acknowledge he’s the one who drove them away. Denies his abuse as being an unguarded moment. Take a few more pills piggy and let the day wash away alone in your hovel while your kids are with their loving mothers.

 

[break these cuffs]

He’s just mad they slipped out of his piggy abusive hands. Doesn’t acknowledge he’s the one who drove them away. Denies his abuse as being an unguarded moment. Take a few more pills piggy and let the day wash away alone in your hovel while your kids are with their loving mothers.

Hopefully not too loving given Meigh's predilections.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Drama Qween Linx starting to leak the dm's.

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Imagine having to live with this paranoid pig, accusing you of ridiculous things every single day. This whore could barely tolerate one interaction with him and the pig still glued himself on her like flies on shit!
Just imagine how bad Pantsu had it in that tin shack in Mexico for almost a year!

 

[BoomerPrime]

So after having sex with tranny, Ralph decided to quit women. Hmm... really makes you think.

Once you go troon, you never want poon.

 

[HackerX]

Imagine having to live with this paranoid pig, accusing you of ridiculous things every single day. This whore could barely tolerate one interaction with him and the pig still glued himself on her like flies on shit!
Just imagine how bad Pantsu had it in that tin shack in Mexico for almost a year!

Ralph was already known to have installed keyloggers and the like, blocking Josh Moom's website at the router, and record every interaction well before he goes to Mehico. Notice how he's tried to physically distance every woman from her family as soon as they were in a relationship. Amanda to Mexico. Faith to his wing of the house in a Virginia. Nora was a bit more fortunate because Ralph complicated her move to the US when he swung at the female cop. Hell, I know Ade visited him in Virginia and Ralph definitely tried to woo her to move from Michigan or w/e.

Fun note: if you listen to old MATI streams, Null talks about Ralph showing his vast savings of 50k to Ade. For whatever reason, Null seemed to believe Ralph owned his house (LOL) and was going to be able to coast off that 50k until he died. 50K isn't that much and it definitely didn't turn out like that.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph's over women but dming Linx

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

Ralph was already known to have installed keyloggers and the like, blocking Josh Moom's website at the router, and record every interaction well before he goes to Mehico. Notice how he's tried to physically distance every woman from her family as soon as they were in a relationship. Amanda to Mexico. Faith to his wing of the house in a Virginia. Nora was a bit more fortunate because Ralph complicated her move to the US when he swung at the female cop. Hell, I know Ade visited him in Virginia and Ralph definitely tried to woo her to move from Michigan or w/e.

Fun note: if you listen to old MATI streams, Null talks about Ralph showing his vast savings of 50k to Ade. For whatever reason, Null seemed to believe Ralph owned his house (LOL) and was going to be able to coast off that 50k until he died. 50K isn't that much and it definitely didn't turn out like that.

No. Fifty thousand dollars isn't shit when you have zero self control and really like alcohol and pills.

 

[HackerX]

No. Fifty thousand dollars isn't shit when you have zero self control and really like alcohol and pills.

Don't forget abrupt the abrupt trips to Porchugul and Vegas, $100 steaks to own the alogs, and his gambling era. That 50k in savings was an artifact from years after his peak since his decline started a year or so prior.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1921590449652822186

https://archive.ph/vOulg

Nigga, you MARRIED the woman. Yeah, it was postponed like 10 times and it happened in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator, but Jesus Christ. He's allergic to accountability.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

No. Fifty thousand dollars isn't shit when you have zero self control and really like alcohol and pills.

Facts. If Ralph somehow came into 50 grand today, drug dealers, liquor stores and hookers would each recive a piece tomorrow. There's no planning or forethought when you're a pig with a lizard brain.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Petty as always.

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Yes it was the women’s fault for being disloyal bitches Ralph was just a sweet little angel!

This is why he has two threads. Ralph treated both of his baby mama’s like garbage, he takes no fucking accountability maybe if you weren’t such a lazy, moody, vengeful, asshole you’d still have your horse with you. Just because your mama did everything for you until you were 30 despite you treating her like trash, and she put up with it doesn’t mean someone who’s supposed to be your partner is required to wipe your ass for you. Ralph wants a mother not a wife he’s Norman Bates “A Boys best friend is his mother” He has a completely fucked up idea of how relationships work where he can be human garbage to someone, but if they disengage or leave they’re disloyal. It seems almost all Lolcows lack the ability for introspection they have a very difficult time acknowledging their part in anything, it’s all so tiring.