🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 55 43.7%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 15 11.9%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 56 44.4%

  • Total voters
    126
A fortune teller from Mexico warns Ethan Ralph "...Control the amount of alcohol you consume and the women and men you hang out with" (1:20)
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Todays Bonus Killstream is entirely about Aaron Imholtes GF, which is vastly inferior to The 19 Year-old Senorita if you want to know the truth about it
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I bet she has stable employment, friends, the country her dad gave her, a house, and around Aaron's age.
 
I bet she has stable employment, friends, the country her dad gave her, a house, and around Aaron's age.
I mean, the picture appears to be a professional photograph. The concept of a "profession" or being a "professional" is several degrees of separation from anything Ralph can conceive. He's legitimately got no idea what life is like outside da sektur.
 
Ralph doesn't know who he is anymore, and asks for assistance on "how to do it"
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Ralph is falling hook, line, and sinker for Gators Graduation. Not like he has a choice anyway since he has to stream every weekend now to keep showering his teenage senorita with gifts
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Ralph shows off his cat and $500 rodecaster for a show that's valued at about ~$3 dollars.
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Give Ralph all the content for his show later today please, god forbid he does any prep on his own
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Todays Bonus Killstream is entirely about Aaron Imholtes GF, which is vastly inferior to The 19 Year-old Senorita if you want to know the truth about it
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What the fuck is Imholte doing? If you're going to get cucked, don't have a woman your own age do it. Have a barely legal GF get fucked up the ass by a Mexican gigolo.
 
Ralph is falling hook, line, and sinker for Gators Graduation. Not like he has a choice anyway since he has to stream every weekend now to keep showering his teenage senorita with gifts
What’s the fucking point. Ralph he was your second man and best friend for years.
 
So uhh. Who is this person and why? ATM, I assume it's Ralphantitated gayops because he's lonely, but I've got no idea.
Everytime Ralph tweets this I assume he almost killed one of his cats
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Cats are resilient creatures, though I'm sure there's been a few close calls when he falls out of his chair.
100k Twitter followers btw. Which Ralph is more proud of than everything else. Prouder than Xanduh. Prouder than the bowling trophy he gave to himself. Prouder than being the editor for a dead website that gave him the vaunted blue checkmark in the first place.
 
I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea what the fuck is happening
So uhh. Who is this person and why? ATM, I assume it's Ralphantitated gayops because he's lonely, but I've got no idea.
I had a look over the profile and it seems like a really stupid, annoying gimmick account trying to grow a following. A lot of their xeets and what I saw of their substack seem at least partially AI generated. Probably best to not give it any attention.
 
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